Biggest cucumber you can. 200 slow pumps 500 fast pumps.

carrots
 

Insert as many carrots as you can and then secure them in place for 30 mins.

10 batterys in a condom for the whole day.

4 baby carrots, 2 celery stalks and a raw hot-dog weenie up your ass for 2 hours.

insert as many grapes as you can

10 ice cubes till they melt

for you 15 ice cubs

ok fun girl for you 4 carrots in your pussy and 2 in your ass for an hour

10 pieces of lego

20 Qtips using spit

Toilet plunger handle using toothpaste or icyhot as lube.

liking the icyhot for you and a frozen banana

For you, use a soda can. Don't know if IcyHot is within you limits, if so, use that as lube.

Ginger root shoved up your ass

Broom handle and try to sweep on the floor