Kiwi for you cut or if you can peeled but whole.

L is for longest toy you own, to the base. Do at least 200 slow thrusts all the way out and in, rubbing against your prostate both times. You can't touch your cock the entire time but you can watch porn

M is for machine, get your sex machine and put the dildo in your ass, then turn on the sex machine and let it fuck you slowly doggy style for 15mins

N is for noodles. Take some noodles and cook them until they are almost finish and then take them out and put them in your ass with warm water until they are finished cooking. After that you may either take them out and eat every last one before you can cum or you can fuck your ass for 30 minutes with them still in and be denied for 2 days

O is for orange, take an orange juice enema

P is for pee enema.

Skip Q for more options so I’m R

R is for radish. Put a peeled radish up your ass and leave it there for 10 minutes.

S is for sandwich. Make a delicious sandwich (some ham cheese and don’t forget about some vegetables) and put pice by pice into your ass.

T is for toothpaste, put a good amount on a finger and insert it to the second knuckle

U is for underwear try to stuff it in your pussy for 20 mins

V is is for vibrator, stick your largest vibrator up there for 30 mins

I'm so dumb~

W is for Waffle

However you can get it in there, you'll have a waffle up your ass for 1 hour before you can release it