V is for vegetable.

You will find a phalic vegetable and fuck your ass with it.

W is for water....well frozen water

Roll a d6, insert that many ice cubes

X is for X-mas Cookie - Good luck! Find or cook!

Y means yoyo. Put it up your ass and pull it out with the string.

Z for Zucchini
Buy a new one fuck you ass with it for 10 minutes. Maybe use a condom, so u can eat the zucchini after fucking.
Come while it is deep in your ass and wait 1 min after coming for taking it out

A is for apple. Up to you how, slices, whole, applesauce…

B is for banana
Put whole banana nice and deep

C is for carrot, put one full sized card up your ass for 30 minutes

D is for Dildo, simple but effective. Make sure to use your largest and hold it in your ass for an hour.

E is for eggs. Insert as many hard boiled eggs as you can

F is for fig! while you are at it, add 10 spanks :)

G is for Ginger, peeled, for 5 minutes with at least 100 spanks ;)

H is for handle. Insert the handle of an item of your choosing in your ass and pleasure yourself with it for at least 5 minutes. You cannot clean or replace the item until you use it for it's intended purpose at least once.

I is for iffy - find an item you're not sure would be too big or not to fit. If you get it in easy then fuck your ass with it for 5 minutes before trying to find a bigger item. Once you find something that doesn't fit easily, slowly work it in: insert the tip, remove, insert a little more, remove, continue until you can fit the whole thing. Leave it in 20 minutes

J is for Jalapeño! (Or a regular pointed pepper if you're too scared, but that doesn't have the same ring to it). Straight in your pussy, in and out 30 times, then if you want brownie points eat it afterwards