On the back of a coach, at 4 in the morning in Brussels.

Back seat of a bus, i didnt clean up.

What a twat :mad:

my lates one was in the attic of a police station when the cops were there:cool: I have masturbated every where i go...the school teacher desk when class was going on and every one looking at me even the teacher and noone had a clue and i had it out in the open:p...(now im not saying i have a big one but it aint a small one to some ive seen):D and ive cumed every time

During a gcse maths lesson. I actully got asked a question while wanking but no1 noticed, thank god. I cam as well, that was difficult to hide.

on stage in a high school drama lesson. whilst it was being recorded

Well this was a long long time ago, but when I was about 13 or 14ish, I masturbated in my moms, while she is in it. No, I was not thinking about doing my mom, and yes she was asleep.

Hmmm...in school :D In class number 34. Our last lession deleted and everyone went home but i must stay to wait to an toher teacher so i...do it :D

In the toilet of a plane - mid flight

I haven't masturbated anywhere weird. Most unusual place (for me, anyway) was on a hotel balcony.

I have masturbated on the side of a freeway entrance ramp (middle of the day and I was naked).
Next to a river that is popular with canoes.
Truck stop bathroom
While driving down the freeway.
While driving out in the country.
In front of my best friend (a guy) who wanted to watch me jerk off.
At my desk at work.
In the bathrooms at work.

Well theres been afew but the most weird and risky by far was once many years ago, I was 14 or so and going to look at open houses with my parents (we where moving). At one house, funnily enough the one we moved into and the one I live in to this day, I snuk into a built in closet in one of the bedrooms while the lady was showing mum and dad around I knocked a quick one out in there.

Too fucking right, you ever think about the poor bastard who sat there? Some dainty old lady who only leaves the house once a week to buy kibble and baked beans, scared of society and a world she no longer understand, gets on a bus only to sit in a pile of your fluids. If her conceptions of society weren't already horrendously low they certainly now are and she has probably developed a phobia in regards to public transport as a whole and seats in general - Granted thats just a theory but for all you know it may be right on the money?...

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