Add "I will reply to all PM's within 10 minutes if I am online. If I don't you can punish me!"

Add gender / age / sexual orientation and cock size (if male) in your sig.

Add your country and your cock size (instead of just saying "micro")

Add to your signature a report on your last orgasm, which means up to 10-15 words describing how it happened.

You could even keep a blog post where you list all of your little reports.