Q is for a roll of Quarters

R is for Radish nice and big

S is for a salami like bee-fee

T is for your Thumbs, both of them at the same time and do some stretching down there

U is for Underwear

Shave downstairs (around your ass, or everywhere if you're up for it) and get some very loose underwear on, but nothing else. Now, you need to fuck yourself without pulling your underwear down. Get in the missionary position on your bed (or anywhere comfortable). Lube up your fingers and liberally coat your crack and the inside of your ass, then pump and rub more lube all over the underwear over your asshole. Try lubing and inserting some fingers through the fabric, pushing it inside you. Do this for 5 minutes and add lube as and where needed. Finally, lube a dildo and slowly push it into you, still through the fabric. If it works, fuck yourself for at least 10 minutes at any speed, again adding lube whenever needed. Enjoy it!

V is for.,, VEGGIES! try to get as many carrots up in there as you can ! And keep em 5 minutes

W is for Watermelon. cut into 1in squares and try to fit the entire watermelon into your ass and pussy

X mas ornament in ur ass..

Y our fingers, have fun fingering your ass for half an hour and try opening your ass with three fingers on each side

Zucchini up your ass for 20 minutes

try a half-dozen stalks of Asparagus

Beer bottle (Or similar bottle), try both directions!

c is for cum... on a cucumber

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A small dildo
Try to wear it while going to get ur food today or while grocery shopping