Granted, but you have only a month to live as that is the average lifespan of a butterfly.

I wish my best friend would have the same interests as I do on this site and would do dares with me.

Granted but they are dared to not be friends with you and do it.

I wish for Sexy stockings and a grater belt.

Granted, you got them both. The stockings are the sexiest in the world, you are beautiful in them, then you put on your belt with graters, it cuts you all around and you bleed to death.

I wish my electronic devices were always the brand new models, always working flawlessly.

Granted, but you're never in a wi-fi hotspot. Ever.

I wish I could lose weight despite eating cake :)

Granted...you now will lose whight with a rate .00001 per 10 years
I wish I can have a supper power

granted. But now you're not allowed to eat breakfast or lunch (hehe, ignore this part).


Granted. Your super power is to create food from thin air... but all you're able to create are things you hate eating.

whoops... I forgot to make a wish myself.

I wish that I didn't ever have to drive again.

Granted...You aren't allowed to drive because you have gone blind.

I wish it would start snowing.

Granted but the temperature drops so low you freeze to death.

I wish for new sex toys!

Granted, but they are all so big you couldn't possibly use them, and also everyone you know, know that you've got them.

I wish I could have multiple orgasms like a girl.

Granted, drinking alcohol now has no effect on you whatsoever.

I wish I had an unlimited supply of diapers.

Granted. You now have an unlimited supply of diapers, that are too big to walk or even move in them at all.

I wish i wasn't disgusted by messy things.

Granted, but now you've become obsessed with it and live coated in messyness and filth, making no one want to be near you.

I wish I could have a threesome with my two best female friends.

Granted, but they won't let you have an orgasm, and after they've both had enough they make you their slave.

I wish I could conjure up any item that I desire.

Granted but whatever you make becomes dark and dangerous.

I wish to free the genie of this game. Like aladdin frees his genie