And you are still here...

Who? Me?...............

From a grammatical point of view, that should be "Who? I?"

If not, it should be written out as "Who are you referring to? Me?"

Well, I'm not a mod, so currently, I'm winning :p

But are you a time traveler? Please see the exclusion clauses in the first post.

I wish, but sadly I am not. Also, now I am winning :D

Well I am a time traveler who placed a drinking bird on my future keyboard and then went back to normal time. So technically I should fine? I mean otherwise it's too late anyway.. or too soon? What I'm saying is, the bird is nipping and I am winning!

Aha... so you admit to violating clause 17.XVII.a.vii sub-section 3, which prohibits bringing birds to the future, which was enacted by the Council of Federations, after an unknown person brought a bird from the past for the trivial purpose of winning some forum game on some obscure web page (a primitive form of a pict-hive collective), setting off the bird insanity epidemic of 2513, which led to the 17th world war.

If said unknown person brought a bird to the future and to try to win this game.. how do you know about it? Without being a time traveler yourself. Furthermore isn't it a bit suspicious that you are not talking about the crisis much worse than the 17th world war? The one that was caused by enacting the General retroactivity time travel laws law (Grttll) stating that every time travel law from any time must be acted upon at any other time. I actually now believe you lobbied clause 17.XVII.a.vii sub-section 3 in just to win this competition. Sad.

I posted last. I’m winning. ��

Actually it will be the causality loop breaking caused by people trying to correct things they did/had done, as a result of passing the Grttll, that actually led to Grttll being proposed in the first place. However, you insinuating that I will be the reviled "hooded senator" who proposed Grttll after going temporarily insane with bird insanity is a grave insult. I will deal with this in 2519 when I will ambush you outside the Temporal Nexus.

Hello, Losers. LPV wins. This thread is now closed.

I don’t think so. I WIN now!

Oh. I see. What did you win?

I have no clue. Just feels good to be winning xD