Evertime you want to masturbate you must take a pic of your cock before you get off. At the end of the week, check out how many pics you have collected.

Every time I log into kik to message someone... (next 24 hours only)

Every time I get a PM over the next hour, I will take off one more article of clothing and stand for 5 minutes in my hotel window...

.... jerking off.


Everytime I get a text message today...

.... you must write a (hidden) word degrading yourself on your body.

Every time I drink a drink for the next week...

...You should drink a shot too.

every time I drink an alcoholic drink until the end of the year...

...listen to a hypnosis file that same night.

I'll try my last one again since I don't drink alcohol.

Every time I drink a drink for the next week...

you will spank your ass 50 times

Everytime I use the toilet or take a shower for the next 2 days

Turn about's fair play, spank your ass 50 times afterwards.

Every time I yawn today...

Stick a finger in your ass

Everytime I drink something today

...immediately eat something you dislike afterwards.

Since I don't do insertion of any kind (as stated in my limits), I will try again:

Every time I yawn today...

sorry I didnt realize. You must edge

Every time I masturbate today

You must look at a huge dick picture

Every time I eat

... you must eat from the floor without your hands (do this until you've eaten 3 meals even if you have to skip some because you're eating with other people around).

Every time I stand up today...

you are to spank yourself 20 times (10 times per cheek)

Every time I eat while home alone (for the next week)...

Let's try this... bind your hands together in front of you and then connect them to a belt or rope around your stomach so you have just enough room to reach your plate, but you have to work for it to eat your food.