T is for time, put a watch in

u is for underwear

shove a pair of panties up your ass

V is for Velcro, anything with velcro

Also, it seems I need to start saying no food and pussy only because no one reads my limits

W is for wealth, put some coins (in a condom if you wish) in your pussy. You know, for a rainy day.

X is for xylophone. Insert a xylophone key sized piece of wood in you pussy. And listen to xylophone music for 10 minutes.

Y is for yo-yo

No food. Pussy only

Z is for zzzzz next time you sleep you must sleep with something up your Pussy

A is for apply

apply toothpaste to the end of a toothbrush and put it in your pussy, then rub some more on your nipples and clit

b is for banana
shove a complete banana in your ass and hold it for 15 minutes. no cheating

C is for carrots, see how many you can fit

D is for Douche. Insert it and clean your ass before you plug yourself with the large plug.

E is for Enema. Time for 2 liters.

F is for fruit. id say a banana but ill leave that up to you

G is for ginger. Put a peeled ginger root in your ass for 20 minutes and sit on it. Keep your hands on your lap the entire time.

H is for handle and how about make it a hammer handle and fuck yourself fast for 15 minutes