You can cum but you must ruin it in your hand and use it as lube

U can cum but you must use it as hair gel

You can cum but you must put the cum in your ass after

you can cum... but only in female under wear and hurting you balls

You can cum, but only if you are wearing a collar and have something resembling a tail sticking out of your ass.

Something involving dirty socks for me please! :)

You can cum but only with toothpaste rubbed all over your cock

You can cum but must use only your feet or a wall(your choice) not both!

You may cum but you must edge 30 times first

You can cum, but only through a wedgie

You may cum but only after 31 edges!

You may cum, but only with 6 pegs on your balls.

you may cum but only if you eat your cum afterwards

You may cum but only to midget porn

You can cum but only by fucking the gap between the sofa cushions.

You can cum but only if you start with a full bladder. First, edge five times and then pee on yourself. Then you may cum.

Please include anal. No cam.