Put a cucumber in your ass for 10 minutes then eat it.

make it disgusting please :)

Gross one
 

Eat a full jar of Mayonnaise naked and messy, mess yourself too

Make a sandwich with ham, ketchup, mustard, sugar, some salt, and chocolate sauce. Then pee on it and eat it .

cover icing cream all over your body then eat it

Take ketchup, chocolate sauce, and some form of lunch meat (ham, turkey) and mix it together on the floor. Eat it using only your mouth.

Make a sandwich with chillies, peppers, cheese, ham and tabasco sauce. Then let it sit for an hour then eat it.

Take two slices of bread that were dunked in bath tub water and make a sandwich with them. Add chili powder, chocolate sauce, sardines (or other fish), and spaghetti sauce to the sandwich. Warm the sandwich up in the microwave for 1 minute.

Give me something disgusting, can involve mud/dirt.

You can eat anything you like but you have to bury it in the dirt first.

Give me something involving extreme amounts of dessert (cake, pies, donuts etc)

2 giant ice cream tubs of chocolate ice cream and 5 huge costco cakes,eat/smear them.

Abbb you completely suck btw still did it

Open your fridge and take out the first 3 things you see. Mix it together in a bowl and add some grass to it (if you can't use dirt or leaves). Add water and mix it with your hands.
Put the bowl on the floor and eat it without using your hands. Good appetite

Get a bowl put some oatmeal plain, and ketchup mix it together and enjoy


Give me something with no ham, no spicy

Add a fistful of grass to a sandwich with chocolate sauce, mayo, and your choice of meat.

drink piss mixed with cum

cum into your house's milk and drink it as normal. Yes other people will use it too if your too slow.
My limits: Only cucumbers, carrots or bananas.

PISS on a cucumber ... eat it after