66000

Not even being completely naked across my lap for a hand spanking? We'll break it down to 500 every Friday night -- 132 weeks -- 2 yrs, 6 mths, 2 wks!

Number of spanks on your bare ass as you lay completely naked across my clothed lap? Number of people at the Super Bowl as you streak on worldwide TV? Number of loads of cum you would swallow to become a country's "Head" of State?

Number of times you've picked your nose? Fingered your asshole? Licked a dog's balls? I'll keep wondering until I figure it out.

66000? Number of sexual thoughts you've had in your lifetime? Number of sperm you swallowed at last concert? Number of individual letters you've written on the subject of masturbation?

haha i am, i like to write but i couldn't think of a good name for this site, all the good names were taken haha

not Very creative are you?

why the random numbers in the name?