Pie to the face...
Temptation is cruel!

Good luck with finding your new messy task giver.
It can't be easy for you...

Hi Becs, good to see you are still up for messy silly fun...

Place half a dozen eggs in your clothing then go and spin in public until you get so dizzy you are bound to fall over. Choice of a wooden floor sounds sensible or can you think of better than a wooden floor?

Hi Becs
Well impressed with your visitor count, shame there arent any professional clown keepers out there...

Searching for a master again!?
You are such hot property but your needs are niche.
You know that the guys are gonna get sexual sooner or later...
...sooner!
Good luck

...oh! A kind of PS - in your ad you said brake when you in fact meant break.
Just an observation - twenty star jumps with a raw egg in between your teeth...

A difficult path to find 'The One' Becky!
Good luck and may your cheeks be reddened...
...sit down spankers that wasnt your call!!!

Wow! Over 30000 visitors.
A lot to be said for a large breasted sexy arsed queen of mess...