Did you hear about the chef that died? He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. It was his thyme, but don't worry, he'll go down as a pizza history.

Did I ever tell you the one about the skeleton in the bar?
Well, a skeleton walks up to a barman and asks for a drink and a mop! :3

Hehe #bloodislovebloodislife

PM if you ever wanna talk about stuff :-)

Yes. Finally. Someone who gets me. #bloodislovebloodislife

A blood covered sadist is the best kind of sadist.

You. I like you. You're not afraid to cuddle a blood covered sadist.