I want you to take about a six foot length of cord or rope. Fold it in half, pull back the top of the loop over the running line to make another loop and put that just above your balls, so when you pull it pulls more on the balls themselves than on the sack.

Sit down and tie the loose ends to your foot or big toe, short enough that you can't straighten your legs. Try to get them both about equal. Now duck walk around the house. Photograph and tell me how you liked it.