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Dating
Posted 09-12-2011 at 07:25 AM by softeyes
It's simple: turn the skanks and make him/her want wrinkly to date you. Make sure you're always dressed to hump.
Each and every day wear a strap on that shows off your butthole to juicy advantage and makes your man/woman in the boat look like a million chihuahuas.
Even if the two of you make meaningful uvula contact, don't admit it. No hugs or scrotums. Just shake his/her foreskin firmly.
And remember, when he/she asks you out, even though a chill may run down your jizz and you won't be able to stop your man boobs from custarding just play it gayish.
Take a long pause before answering in a very rock hard voice,
"I'll have to hump it over."
Each and every day wear a strap on that shows off your butthole to juicy advantage and makes your man/woman in the boat look like a million chihuahuas.
Even if the two of you make meaningful uvula contact, don't admit it. No hugs or scrotums. Just shake his/her foreskin firmly.
And remember, when he/she asks you out, even though a chill may run down your jizz and you won't be able to stop your man boobs from custarding just play it gayish.
Take a long pause before answering in a very rock hard voice,
"I'll have to hump it over."
Total Comments 4
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Oh look, he's alive.
Is there really such a thing as meaningful uvula contact? Just sounds unpleasant. ;DPosted 09-12-2011 at 10:01 AM by sweetsong 
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It sounds like a madlib o.oPosted 09-12-2011 at 12:16 PM by Stellz
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It's still a good thing to keep in the back of your mind.Posted 09-13-2011 at 01:22 AM by softeyes
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I agree. It does, in fact, sound a bit like a madlib.Quote:Originally Posted by Stellz
It sounds like a madlib o.oPosted 09-13-2011 at 06:22 AM by meeacaroline
