Mess...a life of curious feelings

Hello loyal blogeteers, welcome to my latest instalment.

So there I was in chat, minding my own business when iheartfun asked me to write a blog about my messy experiences...or something like that, finding it very hard to say no to a pretty face...and thinking this would be interesting of course, I agreed...and here I am...at 3:25am writing away...

This kink has been around me from a very early age, I am first aware of noticing it probably around the age of 6 or so...fair to say then it's been with me most of my life and I have only got more curious about it over time...but let's not skip ahead...

So growing up in the UK, I would witness a lot of messy kids TV, more notably Saturday morning stuff...where kids would be in quizzes not to get gunged, evolving into shows like Funhouse later on...which was just crazy!
Watching these shows...I would get curious feelings, I would be really excited when seeing girls get messy and then quite horrified when the boys did...especially at the hand of a girl.
At this early stage of life though, I did next to no experimentation or make any attempts to get messy (that I recall at least)

Around the age of 10 I think, I got a girl to pour some slime over me, just some stuff that I think came from a Ghostbusters toy.

Around the age of 13 I discovered a program called Splosh...it was on Television X freeview...and was basically soft core porn with women getting messy...seeing this instantly made me connect my like of seeing girls messy with more sexual feelings on the subject.
Also at the same time I had the internet installed at home, it was quite limited at that time, but I found some sites with pictures which allowed me to explore my curiosity further...

Around this time as well I would experiment a bit with mess, using sweet and savoury products in the bathroom/bath/shower, trying clothes filling, putting stuff over my head...getting more sexual covered in mess, really at this point I was trying out the sensations more than anything else.

I would also record messy scenes from TV and compile a video of scenes I liked...long dead I'm sure now, RIP VHS!

Not much else really happened with mess for a while, other than me exploring things online mainly, talking to girls I would probe interest by asking what they would use if they were in a food-fight for example, the answer would tell me a bit about their tendencies...subconsciously anyway, but I would very rarely tell anyone I had this interest unless we got really close
I wish I could remember more about those conversations, but for some reason I can't recall them well...

At uni I didn't really do anything messy, living in a shared house made this next to impossible to get away with, I do remember there was a club called metros which had a whipped cream pie fight on a Wednesday, though never joined in on this sadly...was rather shy back then...

I joined GetDare and would look at the messy dares, see who else was into it, wrote a TorD story with a lot of mess in it, would chat to users, got a bit of a reputation for giving messy dares, even had girls PM'ing me requesting them at some points, of course whether they were genuine girls I will never know...
But ultimately I fell out with the site and stopped using it...as you can see I came back haha

I left Cardiff where I had been living for 8 years and returned to Oxford, this is when I discovered Fetlife, I would talk to a few girls/women on there about things including mess, some didn't understand it that well, others were keen but we never met up, the odd girl even indulged me with a messy picture they'd done for me

I met a play partner on there, we had quite a few times together, though she had a proper boyfriend...and that was weird for me, but I was getting to explore and so was she and her partner accepted her need to be with other partners...we did a couple of messy things together...
Firstly I had her in some stocks, I poured yoghurt over her head and I think a few other things
The best session though was when we played a game of messy battleships, getting messy with every hit we took (the shopping trip in Tesco for this was hilarious) it was fun, but ultimately I could see she wasn't really into it, just experimenting and I think more for my sake, so it wasn't as fun as it could have been, most of me getting messy was her pouring stuff on my leg...not too exciting, though she did pour custard in my boxers at one point and dumped a trifle over my head at the end...revenge I think haha, she ended up naked head to toe covered in various substances

A little time forward I was in a proper relationship...it was nightmare, but that's a different story...though she did indulge my kink a bit, starting off with us licking whipped cream and custard off each other, often when I was tied to the bedposts
I covered her in pink gunge in the shower in white silk lingerie
I covered her head in custard while getting a blow job
But because of the turbulent nature of the relationship I never really enjoyed these things as much as I should have

and finally my experiences have been more recent, posting on messy threads with girls, hosting messy games, playing games where the loser would get messy, and most recently role playing messy stories with girls.

and here I am now, writing about it, I still want to explore this further with members of the opposite sex, my fantasy would be to find a partner who enjoys it as much as I do, but moving to Poland has lessened my chances of that...it's much more common in the UK and US I've noticed.

Thank you for reading, any questions feel free to post in the comments