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Birthday Orgasms

Posted 08-17-2015 at 07:44 PM by Butterfly
Updated 07-19-2020 at 12:37 AM by Butterfly

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I have been feeling a bit homesick lately (being 3000 miles away from the place you grew up, all your friends and family is hard) and it is especially difficult because my birthday is coming up. Asslvr and I are going to try and keep some of my birthday traditions, but it will be a different year for me.

However, instead of getting down, I am going to try and view it as a good thing. I mean, at least I get to be here with my love and we get to celebrate together. We can start making our own birthday traditions. And what better way to celebrate than to compile a list of 26 different orgasms? If you have to get old, why not have fun doing it!



Asslvr and I compiled this orgasm wish list together. We are going to complete them all during the week of my birthday (or do our best anyways). I will blog about each of my 26 amazing orgasms for anybody who is interested in hearing about them. If anybody has any suggestions on how to make them even more exciting, please feel free to share.

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1. Using the inflatable plug. Everytime I edge, pump it up, until it is at least 8 pumps, and then I may cum.
2. While receiving an enema.
3. While holding an enema (with a plug).
4. In the shower.

5. With the wand with my head at the end of the bed, while giving a blow job.
6. With my knees tied up and spread apart with Asslvr teasing me with his hard cock and a vibe and eventually cumming with him inside me and the vibe on my clit.
7. After one hour of teasing on my knees with the anal hook, glass toy and wand.
8. Using an ice dildo and the wand.

9. Clover clamps on my nipples and then tied to my toes with my knees bent while being teased.
10. One hour of sensory deprivation (ear plugs/music, blindfold, arms and legs tied to the bed, gag) while being teased with sensory play (wheel, wax, electrodes, feather, ice, impact) and edging.
11. Wrapped in black wrap (only nipples and clit exposed) with big pink dildo inside me, clamps on and wand.
12. Fucking the big pink dildo on the wall.
13. Using just Asslvr's hands.

14. In public while wearing a plug.
15. While recording it to post to my soundcloud.
16. While using the hollow plug.

17. While reading an erotic story out loud.
18. While watching porn.
19. With the nipple sucker on my clit.
20. While having body writing* on me.

21. In a predicament situation.
22. While watching asslvr make himself cum.
23. While wearing fishnet stockings.
24. While being spanked (cropped or flogged).
25. During sex while asslvr is wearing one of the glow in the dark sleeves.
26. A ruined orgasm

*if you have any suggestions on what and where the writting should be, please feel free to make suggestions

And what is a birthday without spankings? Asslvr has been so kind to make this thread to allow all of you wonderful getDare members (I wonder if my compliments will persuade you to be nice to me) to add spankings (one a day per person) and choose how my spankings will be implemented.


Thank you in advance to everybody who helps to make this an amazing birthday!

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  1. Old Comment
    StrawDog's Avatar
    I wanna hear about them all!

    Personal wants aside, this is a terrific idea, and seems like so much fun; all the best to you with them.

    What about selecting them at random, for a surprise? You could write them out on little scrolls and keep them in a box or jar. Then, if you ever wanted an extra birthday, nice reminder, or random treat, you will always have them on standby, and a wonderful memory each time. If you save and add to them each year, you'd build a huge collection to look back on and enjoy.

    Also, you could then put some things for the Mr to do, so there might be a little random something for him,too... That reminds me of another great saying 'Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know when you're going to get an enema' or something like that.
    Posted 08-17-2015 at 08:26 PM by StrawDog StrawDog is offline
    Updated 08-17-2015 at 08:52 PM by StrawDog
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    Nilesmare's Avatar
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    20. While having body writing* on me.
    Maybe have the names of all your well wishers/spankers from here written on your body, the part above your vagina reserved for "asslvr" orcourse and the other sweet parts (bottom, breasts) for your close friends. All other parts (arms, legs, belly and back) for everyone else.

    You will be your own birthday card

    Also could do the giving of the spanking before or after performing this b-day gift.

    P.S. Will look for more ideas, just a quick one that popped to mind
    Posted 08-18-2015 at 01:29 AM by Nilesmare Nilesmare is offline
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    Butterfly's Avatar
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by StrawDog View Comment
    I wanna hear about them all!

    Personal wants aside, this is a terrific idea, and seems like so much fun; all the best to you with them.

    What about selecting them at random, for a surprise? You could write them out on little scrolls and keep them in a box or jar. Then, if you ever wanted an extra birthday, nice reminder, or random treat, you will always have them on standby, and a wonderful memory each time. If you save and add to them each year, you'd build a huge collection to look back on and enjoy.

    Also, you could then put some things for the Mr to do, so there might be a little random something for him,too... That reminds me of another great saying 'Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know when you're going to get an enema' or something like that.
    I love the idea about selecting them at random. We are going to choose a few to put in a hat and choose them at random, but because some need more planning than others, we won't be able to do that with all of them.

    HAHA! I love the saying, I will have to remember that one :P

    Thank you for reading and commenting. I hope my reports live up to your expectations.
    Posted 08-23-2015 at 09:39 PM by Butterfly Butterfly is offline
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    Butterfly's Avatar
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    Originally Posted by Nilesmare View Comment
    Maybe have the names of all your well wishers/spankers from here written on your body, the part above your vagina reserved for "asslvr" orcourse and the other sweet parts (bottom, breasts) for your close friends. All other parts (arms, legs, belly and back) for everyone else.

    You will be your own birthday card

    Also could do the giving of the spanking before or after performing this b-day gift.

    P.S. Will look for more ideas, just a quick one that popped to mind
    That is a great idea, however only two of you commented, so it wouldn't really work out too well :P but we might be able to think of something. Asslvr always has so many wonderfully devious ideas.
    Posted 08-23-2015 at 09:40 PM by Butterfly Butterfly is offline
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    StrawDog's Avatar
    Pfffffffft! I know you call me trouble (shock, horror!) but even I try my best to keep away from such troublesome things as expectations.That being said, all of your blogs thus far have been beautifully written...

    There is not, and doubtfully will ever be, enough love in this world. For me it is a great pleasure to read of people in love, expressing love, and sharing love. I believe blogs such as this are more useful and powerful than might be imagined. I certainly very much like the idea that you'll be blogging each orgasm, and am happy to leave my expectations at the door. More please!

    Also, I'm glad you like the random idea.
    Posted 08-24-2015 at 02:48 PM by StrawDog StrawDog is offline
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    Originally Posted by asslvr's.butterfly View Comment
    however only two of you commented, so it wouldn't really work out too well :P
    Maybe use the names of all people in the b-day spanking thread?
    Posted 08-31-2015 at 11:31 PM by Nilesmare Nilesmare is offline
  7. Old Comment
    Butterfly's Avatar
    @Niles - Yikes that is a LOT if names. It hasn't even closed yet and it is over 230 votes.
    Posted 08-31-2015 at 11:32 PM by Butterfly Butterfly is offline
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    Lots of double posts though and well you dont have to write all names that big

    By the way... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! (or at least in my timezone )
    Posted 08-31-2015 at 11:34 PM by Nilesmare Nilesmare is offline
  9. Old Comment
    Butterfly's Avatar
    That's true. The poll has 230 separate people but the 180 posts are all done by mostly the same group of people everyday. I'll ask asslvr what he thinks of that. I believe we are doing that orgasm tomorrow/today.

    Thank you so much. It has officially been my birthday here for 36 minutes so you are right on time.
    Posted 08-31-2015 at 11:37 PM by Butterfly Butterfly is offline
 

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