I lost and this is my punishment:

Next Monday (March 13th), I have to masturbate at work for five minutes or until I orgasm. The number of times I have to debase myself is based on the number of replies to this blog post (one per person). The worst part, I have to change to a different location each time.

If I fail, or cannot finish this forfeit for any reason, I must post a pic of myself "bare ass and wet" spanking my rear with a wood spoon in the shower until...