Silly PM Dare Blog Topics 3.
Posted 07-16-2016 at 03:05 PM by IceMaiden
*This is for the PM dare:
Homework time: I will write a blog on a topic of your choice (max 200 words) Whilst writing I will place a bullet on my clit for the duration of writing and will not edit it when posting.
*She's so sorry for the typing!
~If I were a bed...
If she were a bed she would hope she wouldn't be used very much. Why would she want to be lay on all the time? And if she were a bed she would sincerely hope noone ever had sex on her. She'd hate to have a wet patch from either participant just laying on top of her and having no consideration for how she felt from either of them. She'd soon get sick of the squeaking too from their movements and wish she could move so she could bounce them off her mattress. She'd want to be changed every single day after someone slept on top of her all night making her sweaty and unclean and she would squeak out tears of protest if she wasn't changed into fresh bedding daily. She'd resent the people using her to sleep but not looking after her properly and she'd start making squeaky noises in the nighrt to wake the offender up and she'd do her best to roll them off thee bed and then laugh at them when they hit the floor with a sbig thud!
~What I think about whilst pooping.
She's surprised she can think of so many things while pooping as she poops so fast she'd think she would have no time to think anything. But her mind goes jst as fast at all times too so she actually manages to think of a lot of things in the few minutes. Usually she thinks about major life decisions she always seems to make them in the bathroom and she sometimes thinks about the books shes reading and often she now wonders why the hell sophie taskes so long when she poops she means really how hard is it (shes giggling at that pun shes so mature sheese) to be quick?! she doesnt understand how it can take 30 minutes or more and will nevetr understand it! Sometimes she also thinks she should really get to recdorating the bathroom soon when she looks around with nothing else to do but thwen she remembers how much she hates decorating and convinces herself it doesnt need it yet.
~Write a blog about wind.
She is not sure if this is referring o the waether or to passing wind and shes giggling agin at this she sure seems to have UNmatured recently (yes it is a word now!) So she decided to go with what makes her giggle more and choose passing wind. She wonders why so many people get emarrased about it when everyone does it and she also would like to know why so many meales think it is so hilartious she has never understood that. and why does it smell so much?! she was sitting next to someone quite recently who had clearly passed wind silently and oh lord she was so glad she was leaving soon she just wanted to smack him upide the head for making her deal with that. And gosh AM and farting good lord he turns into a hyperactive 5 year old on a sugarrush thinking they are HILATIIOUS about evertyhing. Really, it's like dealing with an extra child when he does it.
~Farting in public.
And speaking of passing wind why do people do it in public then prwetend it wasnt tehem?! It's almost like they think noone will know they w ere the ones who did it even though the smell is clearly enamiting from them and yet they still avoid eye contact and try to look and act innocent. Why not just say yes it was meeee! IOh now she has that scene from Liar Liar in her head in the lift that really is an awesome film and its been far too long since she watched it! Anyway, farts. farts is a funny word if you think about it. Farts. farts. Farts farts farts. It's a giggley word! Some words just sound so funny sounding and this is one of them. She wonders if everyone in the world farts in public and denies it or if anyone just says YES I DID IT HAHAHA! She thinks if she saw the lattre she'd laugh so mkuch about it....again proving she will never grow up!
~"If pigs could fly..."
If pigs culd fluy then the statement when pigs wfly would be so moot. And it would make no sense for anyone to use it anymore...but the sight of the flying pigs would be awesome. But how would they fly...they don't have wings! Would they magically aquire wings? or would they just be able to fly without them? and what would they do with their newfound powers? would they even want to fly or just keep lazing around like they do now? and would they still be so muddy if they could get off the floor? and if they did have wings to fly would they be pink too or a different colour? she thinks they should be multicoloured multiclours always makes everything so much prettier. speaking of pigs she thinks pot bellied pigs are so cute shes alays wanted one...and a wolf and a pony and a unicorn but anyway. she thinks tht pigs SHOULD be able to fly so all her questions can be answered bt now she wonders where the phrase when pgs fly actually comes from!
~If I were an egg...
She'd be really annoyed!! She'd be minding her own buisness before being dumped into a scalding hot pan of water and burning to death! And if that wasn't the way she died she might be thrown into sizzling fat and still die a burning death! Or maybe someone would squish and scramble her up! She'd die any way and wouldn't be able to escape from it if she was an egg and she really doesn't want to die so she is glad she is not an egg. But if she were an egg she would also be sick of people using her in an egg and spoon races because what if she was dropped and splattered to death? There's so many ways to die a painful death as an egg! And if she WASNT doropped and splattered she would be irritated if she didn't win the race as she is very competitive. And she would go and splatter all the other eggs n purpose if she lost.
~"Hysterics during sessions."
She is a brat, this is widely known. And because of this during sessions she often says something she finds absoultely hilarious and then gets an attack of the gigeles and just can't stop laughing no matter how hard she tries. And when AM glares at her she just laughs even nmore than before. Even when he tells her to go do something that she dislikes she still continuesa guiggling away. It is the s ame with Sophie. Sophie will be being a brat and she will be trying so hard to stay serious with her but then something is dsaid from either of them she finds funny and attack of the giggles again that seem to be never ending! But she is very glas both sophie and AM usually find it funny too because she really couldnt be a robot and not let her personality shine through, session or not. And so she will keep being a brat and dying hysterically of laughter when she should be srious and she will never apogolise for it!
~What you'd to to please me if you were my subby- sarcasm necessary (lola)
She would gif you with a super sexy Jensen picture dfaily to begin with. If she could find a nice little clip of him sexing misha she'd make sure you had that yoo. Then she'd make sure Jamser sent you daily videos of him edging and cumming (but only if you let him) to you! She'd make it her mission to rid the world all of twats by any means neccesary! She'd wake you every day by bringing you lots of nice homemade food and before you left your bed she'd be sure you had all of your needs taken care of. She would make sure your wardrobe was constantly stocked with different puppy and fox outfits so you always had plenty to choose from depefnging on your mood! If she was rich enough she'd buy you a huge house with lots of outdoor space so you could fill it with hundreds of puppies! And she'd take care of all the puppies needs so you could spend all your time playing and cuddling with them!
Homework time: I will write a blog on a topic of your choice (max 200 words) Whilst writing I will place a bullet on my clit for the duration of writing and will not edit it when posting.
*She's so sorry for the typing!
~If I were a bed...
If she were a bed she would hope she wouldn't be used very much. Why would she want to be lay on all the time? And if she were a bed she would sincerely hope noone ever had sex on her. She'd hate to have a wet patch from either participant just laying on top of her and having no consideration for how she felt from either of them. She'd soon get sick of the squeaking too from their movements and wish she could move so she could bounce them off her mattress. She'd want to be changed every single day after someone slept on top of her all night making her sweaty and unclean and she would squeak out tears of protest if she wasn't changed into fresh bedding daily. She'd resent the people using her to sleep but not looking after her properly and she'd start making squeaky noises in the nighrt to wake the offender up and she'd do her best to roll them off thee bed and then laugh at them when they hit the floor with a sbig thud!
~What I think about whilst pooping.
She's surprised she can think of so many things while pooping as she poops so fast she'd think she would have no time to think anything. But her mind goes jst as fast at all times too so she actually manages to think of a lot of things in the few minutes. Usually she thinks about major life decisions she always seems to make them in the bathroom and she sometimes thinks about the books shes reading and often she now wonders why the hell sophie taskes so long when she poops she means really how hard is it (shes giggling at that pun shes so mature sheese) to be quick?! she doesnt understand how it can take 30 minutes or more and will nevetr understand it! Sometimes she also thinks she should really get to recdorating the bathroom soon when she looks around with nothing else to do but thwen she remembers how much she hates decorating and convinces herself it doesnt need it yet.
~Write a blog about wind.
She is not sure if this is referring o the waether or to passing wind and shes giggling agin at this she sure seems to have UNmatured recently (yes it is a word now!) So she decided to go with what makes her giggle more and choose passing wind. She wonders why so many people get emarrased about it when everyone does it and she also would like to know why so many meales think it is so hilartious she has never understood that. and why does it smell so much?! she was sitting next to someone quite recently who had clearly passed wind silently and oh lord she was so glad she was leaving soon she just wanted to smack him upide the head for making her deal with that. And gosh AM and farting good lord he turns into a hyperactive 5 year old on a sugarrush thinking they are HILATIIOUS about evertyhing. Really, it's like dealing with an extra child when he does it.
~Farting in public.
And speaking of passing wind why do people do it in public then prwetend it wasnt tehem?! It's almost like they think noone will know they w ere the ones who did it even though the smell is clearly enamiting from them and yet they still avoid eye contact and try to look and act innocent. Why not just say yes it was meeee! IOh now she has that scene from Liar Liar in her head in the lift that really is an awesome film and its been far too long since she watched it! Anyway, farts. farts is a funny word if you think about it. Farts. farts. Farts farts farts. It's a giggley word! Some words just sound so funny sounding and this is one of them. She wonders if everyone in the world farts in public and denies it or if anyone just says YES I DID IT HAHAHA! She thinks if she saw the lattre she'd laugh so mkuch about it....again proving she will never grow up!
~"If pigs could fly..."
If pigs culd fluy then the statement when pigs wfly would be so moot. And it would make no sense for anyone to use it anymore...but the sight of the flying pigs would be awesome. But how would they fly...they don't have wings! Would they magically aquire wings? or would they just be able to fly without them? and what would they do with their newfound powers? would they even want to fly or just keep lazing around like they do now? and would they still be so muddy if they could get off the floor? and if they did have wings to fly would they be pink too or a different colour? she thinks they should be multicoloured multiclours always makes everything so much prettier. speaking of pigs she thinks pot bellied pigs are so cute shes alays wanted one...and a wolf and a pony and a unicorn but anyway. she thinks tht pigs SHOULD be able to fly so all her questions can be answered bt now she wonders where the phrase when pgs fly actually comes from!
~If I were an egg...
She'd be really annoyed!! She'd be minding her own buisness before being dumped into a scalding hot pan of water and burning to death! And if that wasn't the way she died she might be thrown into sizzling fat and still die a burning death! Or maybe someone would squish and scramble her up! She'd die any way and wouldn't be able to escape from it if she was an egg and she really doesn't want to die so she is glad she is not an egg. But if she were an egg she would also be sick of people using her in an egg and spoon races because what if she was dropped and splattered to death? There's so many ways to die a painful death as an egg! And if she WASNT doropped and splattered she would be irritated if she didn't win the race as she is very competitive. And she would go and splatter all the other eggs n purpose if she lost.
~"Hysterics during sessions."
She is a brat, this is widely known. And because of this during sessions she often says something she finds absoultely hilarious and then gets an attack of the gigeles and just can't stop laughing no matter how hard she tries. And when AM glares at her she just laughs even nmore than before. Even when he tells her to go do something that she dislikes she still continuesa guiggling away. It is the s ame with Sophie. Sophie will be being a brat and she will be trying so hard to stay serious with her but then something is dsaid from either of them she finds funny and attack of the giggles again that seem to be never ending! But she is very glas both sophie and AM usually find it funny too because she really couldnt be a robot and not let her personality shine through, session or not. And so she will keep being a brat and dying hysterically of laughter when she should be srious and she will never apogolise for it!
~What you'd to to please me if you were my subby- sarcasm necessary (lola)
She would gif you with a super sexy Jensen picture dfaily to begin with. If she could find a nice little clip of him sexing misha she'd make sure you had that yoo. Then she'd make sure Jamser sent you daily videos of him edging and cumming (but only if you let him) to you! She'd make it her mission to rid the world all of twats by any means neccesary! She'd wake you every day by bringing you lots of nice homemade food and before you left your bed she'd be sure you had all of your needs taken care of. She would make sure your wardrobe was constantly stocked with different puppy and fox outfits so you always had plenty to choose from depefnging on your mood! If she was rich enough she'd buy you a huge house with lots of outdoor space so you could fill it with hundreds of puppies! And she'd take care of all the puppies needs so you could spend all your time playing and cuddling with them!
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I love you.
Or, to translate to the language of this blog....
OI liovee yiou.Posted 07-16-2016 at 03:20 PM by AbusiveMaster 
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Ahah this is perfect! Watch out AM frosty's made it even more tempting to steal her from you
Posted 07-18-2016 at 06:11 AM by lola.fox
