Do not contact me if:
• You didn't read the entire about me. Yes, I know it's long, but I have important things to say
• U tipe liek dis. Some spelling errors are fine, but be able to have a normal conversation
• You just want a quick play session and don't want to provide a tribute. I love the fantasy and play, but I'm tired of being ghosted. If you show me your worth my time, I'll happily make your head spin.
• You don't respect my likes, dislikes, or limits
• You...