Two Likes, Three Dislikes

So, asslvr's Butterfly gave me a dice dare because she is supermegafoxyawesomehot and because I'm amazing at bothering people. I just had to give her three things I'd like to do to earn my orgasm and three things I wouldn't like to do. For my likes, I told her using my vibrator and wedgies, but I couldn't really think of a third except for humiliation. My dislikes were anal (just because it was kind of time consuming) edging, and humping objects.

She is such a babe, that she made the dare AND rolled for me. She'd roll until I was allowed to cum, which took a lot longer than I expected. The dare was as follows.

1. Give yourself a normal and frontal wedgie then crawl around the room five times. Leave the wedgie in for the rest of the dare
2. Edge 2 times
3. Rube your vibe on high for six minutes, no cumming. If you need to turn it off, the time pauses and you turn it back on, use a lower setting and no touching
4.CUM!
5. Hump and object until you have reached the edge or for ten minutes
6. Fuck your ass five times with an anal plug and leave the plug in for the remainder of the dare
After you complete a roll, it becomes another CUM roll, so my chances increased with each dare
Not very horrible, but I was not excited about being left in denial for very long.

Her first roll was 2, which was definitely a way to get the ball rolling.

I used my fingers as I didn't want to bust out the vibe just yet. Butterfly was kind enough to of tease me (it doesn't take a lot to embarrass me) but it still took me about 15 minutes to edge twice.

Edging is the worst. Like yeah, makes the scene last longer, but it's the worst. I suck at it and I tend to become very aggressive the more I begin to do it. Stopping twice was torture, but I was able to ask for another roll.

3 and I grabbed my egg vibrator. My vibe has four settings (from one to four, with four being the highest) so I placed it on my clit and turned that bad boy up.

I had to rub it, even though I knew I wasn't allowed to cum. Since I was so distracted, I let butterfly keep track of my time, unfortunately, she wasn't very honest with me.

I had to turn it off for fear of cumming. Once I rested for about thirty seconds, I turned the vibe up to three and removed my hands.

Butterfly didn't bother to tell me that it had been six minutes. She made me sit with the vibe on three without touching for an additional three minutes before allowing me to stop.

Needless to say, I was basically panting at that point.

Her next roll was 6, so I grabbed my plug and headed to the bathroom. I lubed that bad boy up and slowly inserted it into my ass.

I know I don't do anal correctly as I don't really warm up my ass as I hate inserting my fingers back there. So, don't follow my example.

The toy I used is a stainless steel curved Njoy plug. It's my favorite by far with a nice ring on the base that makes removing it easy. Plus, it's heavy, so you can really feel a pull on your muscles.

Inserting it wasn't a problem, but I never liked fucking my ass. Well, it turned me on, but I didn't like that it did, to put it vaguely.

Anal plugs are not meant to fuck your ass. They are meant to plug it, which is why they are shaped the way they are. You can fuck someone's ass with them, but it just isn't as easy to do. However, I was able successfully fuck my ass five times.

At this point, I was dying to just fucking orgasm, but Butterfly rolled a 1 and I prepared for my next dare.

I've always liked wedgies, they are humiliating, uncomfortable, and involve panties, which are some of the things I love. So, I pulled my super sexy red satin panties up, which was not fun with the plug, and climbed onto the carpeted floor.

Crawling is the worst. Every time my hips moved, I felt the plug shift inside of me. Plus, it's super annoying and embarrassing to crawl around in wedgied panties.

I finished my five laps of my room pretty quickly as I have a small room and then climbed back onto the bed to get another roll from Butterfly.

Another 6 and I was home free! I grabbed my vibe and immediately put it onto three while I tried to wrap up my conversation with Butterfly so I could orgasm.

Unfortunately, she had other ideas. She made a few new rules before heading off to bed.

I had to wait thirty minutes before removing the plug and I wasn't allowed to orgasm until those thirty minutes were up. Ten of those minutes, I had to be watching porn, a woman being teased and denied specifically, with the wedgies still in and no touching. Once my ten minutes were up, I could remove the wedgie.

After I orgasmed, however, I had to write a report for her (Privately, but I felt like writing a public one as well) and while I was writing I had to have my wedgies back in. Once I finished giving her a report, I could remove the wedgie and go to sleep.

So, I turned off the vibrator, which unfortunately had me close enough to edge, and searched for some lesbian porn. I found a thirty minute video that I might have watched for the entire time, but not being allowed to touch was awful enough without porn thrown in.

I'm not going to go into detail about the video (but if a similar dare requires the same type of thing, I will probably use that one). Basically, one woman teased another woman and made her edge a few times in the course of those ten minutes.

Once my time of torture was up, I removed the wedgies (and my panties were soaked) and logged onto the gd chat. I bitched and whined about how mean Butterfly was just to kill time until I could finally orgasm.

When those thirty god awful minutes were up, I grabbed my vibrator and turned it on high. (Now, the rest of the report I gave Butterfly is pretty embarrassing, but I'm trying this whole honesty policy thing, so you guys better appreciate this)

It takes a long time for me to orgasm. It always has, so after about four minutes of me teasing myself, I knew I had to up the antics a little bit.

I rolled over and got into one of my favorite (and most embarrassing) positions to orgasm in. Face down and ass up.

It's not very comfortable, so being in that position for long periods of time is simply not going to happen, but I was quickly growing close to orgasm and I figured it was worth the sore muscles.

So, as I drew nearer, I started spanking my cunt. Not like, full on spanking, but kind of a rapid semi hard slap. I didn't count them, as it didn't really matter. Cunt spanks are a serious turn on for me, not entirely sure why, but they are. It's embarrassing to be spanking your cunt while you try to orgasm and there is also a light stinging between your legs that makes everything feel so amazing.

Once I felt myself tip over the edge, I turned my vibe down to two and road the waves of pleasure until I was calm enough to turn it down completely.

I removed my plug, cleaned my toys, and pulled up my wedgies once more so I could compose my report.

These dares were so incredibly fun, so although I got a little mouthy, I enjoyed it so much. Thank you, Butterfly, for being sweet enough to make this for me!