Female Ejaculation Films To Be Banned In Australia
Posted 01-17-2010 at 06:05 AM by depp
Tags australia, censorship
This is absolutely hilarious. My sincere apologies to our Australian readers. Between this and the mandatory net censorship it looks like you are in for one hell of a ride!
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Originally Posted by Eros
The Classification Board have determined that female ejaculation is not a real event and therefore all issue from a women’s vagina is piss and therefore covered under the parameters in the Guidelines for ‘golden showers’. This means that if the shower happens to land on the body or in the mouth it is determined to be an offensive fetish and goes RC. The Classification Board’s finding that female ejaculation does not exist is something we will contest with them as there is a body of scientific (and personal) evidence that says otherwise. Even last month on the ABC Science Show with Dr Norman Swan, they spent an hour with scientists discussing this phenomenon and how it was not urine.
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I HATE THIS STUPID COUNTRY SO MUCH
God welcome to the stone age.Posted 01-17-2010 at 07:20 AM by Leopard 
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There is only 1 thing that can describe this.
And it's not even a word.Posted 01-17-2010 at 07:21 AM by 444
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I feel sorry for my Aussie cousins, i really do. They can't seem to get a break.
It seems if you want "freedom of choice" over this type of stuff, you have to live in either the UK or US.Posted 01-17-2010 at 07:33 AM by Night-1991
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"not a real event"
amusing. xDPosted 01-17-2010 at 07:38 AM by softeyes
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May I just point out porn is technically banned anyway in Australia. The ACT is the only place porn is allowed to be sold legally. American psycho is supposed to be banned too in Queensland, but you can get it in state libraries. Just cross your fingers and hope for this sorta outcome.Posted 01-17-2010 at 07:50 AM by Comeintotheparlor
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I'm so sorry for you guys. Golden shower porn shouldn't be banned anyway, let alone female ejaculation.Posted 01-17-2010 at 09:36 AM by Officelover
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This event is being repeated all over the western world. The great european firewall is being put in place. Censorship is up and running. A lot of sites are on the ban list, publicly it is to prevent BL and terrorist sites, but behind the scenes I hear it has banned thousands of gay sites that are not connected with either. Terrorism is being used to justify censorship and intrusion. Also isps are required now to keep records and make them available of all users activity on the net for a period. 1984 is well and truely here. Britain has the largest number of public cameras per head in the world. With face recognition software they can find anyone they have a pic of eventually. Include monitoring of credit card use, cell phone and landline use, and your screwed if you are anything but vanilla folks.Posted 01-17-2010 at 01:56 PM by EnigmaNZ
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WHAT?!
Dumbdumb.
Posted 01-17-2010 at 02:04 PM by LilAngel
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An example of my previous comment. This from NZ.
New cyber-monitoring measures have been quietly introduced giving police and Security Intelligence Service officers the power to monitor all aspects of someone's online life.
The measures are the largest expansion of police and SIS surveillance capabilities for decades, and mean that all mobile calls and texts, email, internet surfing and online shopping, chatting and social networking can be monitored anywhere in New Zealand.
In preparation, technicians have been installing specialist spying devices and software inside all telephone exchanges, internet companies and even fibre-optic data networks between cities and towns, providing police and spy agencies with the capability to monitor almost all communications.Posted 01-17-2010 at 02:09 PM by EnigmaNZ
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This from Australia
The Federal Government has now set its sights on gamers, promising to use its internet censorship regime to block websites hosting and selling video games that are not suitable for 15 year olds......Far from being the ultimate weapon against child abuse, it now will officially censor content deemed too controversial for a 15-year-old......Mark Newton, an ISP engineer and internet filtering critic, said the move to extend the filtering to computer games would place a cloud over online-only games such as World of Warcraft and Second Life.Posted 01-17-2010 at 02:14 PM by EnigmaNZ
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Great Firewall of Australia will nationally block sites appearing on a secret, unaccountable list.....Electronic Frontiers Australia have posted their authoritative condemnation of the Australian government's plan to impose mandatory, national filtering on the Australian Internet (like the filters used in Iran, Syria, China, and other repressive regimes)
From another site
In a move that seems to be happening without comment from the Australian media, the Australian government is introducing a censorship regime ostensibly targeted at stopping teenagers accessing online porn.
But rather than being an opt-in system, it's "opt-out". I use the scare quotes because, and this is most insidious part, you can't actually opt out - you can merely be placed on a alternative blacklist which, instead of blocking "content innappropriate for children", block any material deemed to be illegal.Posted 01-17-2010 at 02:27 PM by EnigmaNZ
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From Turkey, no more anonimous email accounts for its citizens.
Acarer also announced another project called "the Anaposta" - and it sounds much more ominous than a pre-filtered search engine. "The Anaposta" would provide email accounts - with a quota of 10 gigabytes - to all of Turkey's 70 million citizens. "Every child will have an e-mail address written on his/her identity card since birth", said Acarer.......This doesn't get any more disturbing than this: not only would the Turkish government completely eliminate anonymity on the Internet, they would also be able to monitor all communication flows in real time, as email services would be provided by the government or structures related to the government.Posted 01-17-2010 at 02:36 PM by EnigmaNZ
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time to brush up the doublespeak!
Posted 01-17-2010 at 07:12 PM by Antiperson
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Sighs...we seem to be creating a nanny state(country) here in Australia. Once again the vocal minority rule. I think I might emigrate somewhere else lol
Posted 12-27-2012 at 03:22 PM by Damoharper
