I woke up this morning with a plug in my ass, so I decided to keep it in for the writing lines. I haven't come since you set the task, so I was mega-horny.

I put

Why am I writing a 300-word essay? In short, because I came across the task one day and liked the look of it. Actually, it was more of a collection of tasks, and I saw a few I liked the idea of. I bookmarked it, and forgot entirely about it for several… weeks? months? Anyway, I just saw it again, rolled a dice,