They. Are. Everywhere!

I shall be in pink, of course.

Mr Skype: hi, how r u ? wanna chat on skype?

Hello. Good thank you, you? I'm fine just here, thanks.

Mr Skype: why just here, you are not confidet enough ?????

Plenty confident. Still not giving my skype to people I don't know.

Mr Skype: how old are you

28

Mr Skype: really? ok
and how you are trying people to know?

I'm not, I'm killing time while I wait for a friend.

Mr Skype: oh boy , are you an idiot or retard? i think you are retard

I'm not the one calling names to strangers on the internet, that says far more about you than me

Mr Skype: oh pls get lost buy some brain
you dont even know what you want exactly

I have what I want. If you had accepted my original answer instead of getting butthurt and actually talked like a human being instead of a self entitled arrogant prick I'd probably have added later...byebye have a lovely life.

Managed to sneak the last one in before I blocked:

Mr Skype: and you dont even now what you want.

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Mr Blind:Owned...so are u free now or on sale

Neither. "Owned."

Mr Blind: Well how well can u suck off cock

None of your buisness.

Mr Blind: Wud u mind if ur dad noticed how bg ur tits are or Wud it be a compliment

Yawn.


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Mr Delusional: asl

28, f, uk

Mr Delusional: what u look like
gonna make u my slave

Hahahaha, yeah don't think so.

Mr Delusional: *grabs you and slaps you

Boring.
See the very clear "owned" in my name? Means I'm taken. Byebye.

Mr Delusional: *stands there jerking off


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Master's Secret Friend: owned by who
and can i buy yu

Hahahaha. No.


Master's Secret Friend: yeah
then can i use u secretly

You want me to lie to my dom? Lol. Get lost.

Master's Secret Friend: come on
for once you will feel like a woman making love
not a slave being used like tissue pape

LOL. My Master does love me, and you assume to know how I feel? I don't feel like that when he uses me. Also, who said I want to make love? Stop being an assuming arrogant prick and find someone interested and available.

Master's Secret Friend: woow
poor you

Oh now it's time for you to presume to know me.

Master's Secret Friend: now its time for you to shut thr fuck up

Hahahahaha.

Master's Secret Friend: coz i am a friend of your master

LMAO Sure. Try harder. My Master would never have you as a friend. He despises self entitled pricks with no intelligence.

Master's Secret Friend: ok bye see you next time


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Mr Hun: so can i ask you a sex question hun x

What?

Mr Hun: whats your fav sex position hun x

Why?

Mr Hun: just wondering hun x

Well that would be personal between my partner and I.

Mr Hun: well im sure he wouldnt mind you telling me x

1- How would you know that without knowing him? 2- Even if he didn't mind, what's to say I don't?

Mr Hun: well if you dont mind telling x by all means x

Yeah...re read. I didn't say I didn't mind. I said it was personal.

Mr Hun: well ok x can i askyou a persoal question hun x

Not if it's that.

Mr Hun: a sex question x

You can ask anything you want, it doesn't mean I will answer it.

Mr Hun: can you answer my one question hun x

If it's the question you already asked, I said three times now it is personal. If it's something else, I don't know until you ask it.

Mr Hun: how many guys have you slept with hun x

Personal.

Mr Hun: well we could swap personal questions hun x

We could. If I wanted to. I don't.

Mr Hun: ok no personal questions x so have you got nice legs hun x

In case you hadn't yet got the hint I am not going to answer personal questions, or anything sexual or about my looks.

Mr Hun: i wasnt asking about your looks x i was asking about your legs xlol

They are like elephant trunks. About 16 stone each.

Mr Hun: i find that hard to belive x

Why would that be?

Mr Hun: im sure you got nice legs hun x

Okay then.

Mr Hun: im sure you got a nice slippery wet hole inbetween them lol x

Not for you.

Mr Hun: has your bf ever whispered to you about a 3 some hun x

Back to personal questions. You really have a problem with listening, don't you?

Mr Hun: yea i dont lol x i am pushing it lol x soz

You think?

Mr Hun: you dont like sex questions do you x

Depends who is asking them.

Mr Hun: if i was your bf hu x
hun x

You're not.

Mr Hun: pretend i was hun x

Why would I do that?

Mr Hun: does your bf like you talking to young boys on the net x

(I checked his profile before we began talking, and it said 33. I knew way before that comment that was false.)

Oh but I thought you were 33?

Mr Hun: yea i am x thats young isnt it lol x

It's neither old nor young. Age is just a number.

Mr Hun: your a tough cookie x where you from x

Not really. Just a low tolerance for bullshit and people that don't listen.

And off he poofed.