A dare I was given was to ask for comments about my small penis and then post them all here

These are the comments I received,

Your penis is so small that girls prefer when you use your finger.

Your penis is so small it should be named Mr. Tiny and should be friends with Mr. Micro.

Your penis is so small it barely even makes a bulge in girl's underwear.

Your penis is so small you need tweezers to hold it when you stand up...