My small penis humiliation blog

A dare I was given was to ask for comments about my small penis and then post them all here

These are the comments I received,

Your penis is so small that girls prefer when you use your finger.

Your penis is so small it should be named Mr. Tiny and should be friends with Mr. Micro.

Your penis is so small it barely even makes a bulge in girl's underwear.

Your penis is so small you need tweezers to hold it when you stand up to pee.

Your penis is so small Disney wants you to star in their new movie "Honey I Shrunk my Dick"

your penis is so small i cant even find a comparison

Disney is ecstatic to start filming "Honey I shrunk my Dick" after hearing even Tinkerbell said in frustration, "Is it in yet?"

You buy extra small condoms and then cut off their nipple tips to use instead

Most disposable batteries are bigger than my dick. And more useful."

"The sports team call me 'maggot cock'. And they are right."

your penis is so small it should be branded unfit for purpose

My penis is so small "is it in yet" should be my middle name.