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I want a Puppy!
I really really really really really really (times infinity) want a puppy.
I really think it is a good idea.
I want to name him meatball. We already have a spaghetti and a fettucine, but who wants pasta with meat!
He could play with the kitties and tire them out so they aren't so much trouble.
Both kitties sleep with Asslvr, so meatball can sleep beside me. All cuddled up and snuggly behind my knees.
I could go for walks with him. I need motivation to go for walks, and cute little puppy eyes could probably convince me.
He could be my little guard dog and protect me when Asslvr is gone.
It would be good practice for having kids. Kids are a lot of responsibility so why not try on a puppy first.
He could love me and give me kisses and hugs and snuggles.
PLEASE CAN I HAVE A PUPPY!!!!!!
I really think it is a good idea.
I want to name him meatball. We already have a spaghetti and a fettucine, but who wants pasta with meat!
He could play with the kitties and tire them out so they aren't so much trouble.
I could go for walks with him. I need motivation to go for walks, and cute little puppy eyes could probably convince me.
He could be my little guard dog and protect me when Asslvr is gone.
It would be good practice for having kids. Kids are a lot of responsibility so why not try on a puppy first.
He could love me and give me kisses and hugs and snuggles.
PLEASE CAN I HAVE A PUPPY!!!!!!
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Give the lady a puppy, Asslvr!!!
Posted 05-30-2017 at 02:43 PM by IceMaiden 
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I second the puppy get her a puppy!Posted 05-30-2017 at 02:58 PM by Heart
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I've been telling you to give her a puppy for months now. Just get a puppy. They're fantastic.
Posted 05-30-2017 at 03:24 PM by Princess.Ashley
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Wow.. this sounds like a cute kid throwing tantrums and manipulating to get what they want..
give her the puppy... she has valid points..Posted 05-30-2017 at 05:56 PM by nina@
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*Waves hands and utters a few occult sounding words. Puppy magically appears, as does a huge smile on Butterfly's face.*Posted 05-30-2017 at 08:31 PM by Jaro
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Yes, bring on the puppy! Awwwww cuuuuuuute!Posted 05-30-2017 at 09:57 PM by Masterwants
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I laughed so hard!! You need a puppy but nothing too big to abuse those sweet kittiesPosted 05-30-2017 at 10:08 PM by Shadowice
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We will get a puppy*
*Some dayPosted 05-30-2017 at 10:17 PM by Mr. Devious
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Today!!!!!!! PleaseeeeeeeeeeeeQuote:Originally Posted by asslvr
We will get a puppy*
*Some dayPosted 05-30-2017 at 10:19 PM by Butterfly
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I keep telling aussiedom I want a puppy too, but he's not listening very well!
Asslvr needs to set a good example for the rest of the Doms and get Butterfly a puppy!Posted 05-30-2017 at 10:23 PM by BlueCookies
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Well I'm not sure that you can call yourself a real Dom unless you own a puppy
My puppy is now old and grey, but still cute!Posted 05-30-2017 at 11:40 PM by Masterwants
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Mwah,
No.
No need for you to have a puppy.
Longing for a puppy is much nicer.
Let's call that: "puppy-denial"
Only.......... Asslvr will need to learn teasing you with it.Posted 05-31-2017 at 12:54 AM by sir sam
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Highly recommend a Goldendoodle. No shedding and great loyal, patient dogs.Posted 05-31-2017 at 04:52 AM by b69
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Puppies are cute but just keep in mind that they are very destructive. You can puppy-proof your house all you want but they'll find something to destroy. BUT despite the fact that you want to throttle them sometimes, the payoff is definitely worth it. Oh and for goodness sake if you're going to name the puppy Meatball, please get a male one :PPosted 05-31-2017 at 06:52 AM by Komodo Jones
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I vote for puppy-denial. The desperate call for it is a symptom of wishful thinking. A puppy comes with a lot of duties. That even it's cute face is making you take a walk only "probably" is a serious issue. With a puppy, you have to take a walk with any time it needs it. Even the fifth time on the same day, in cold szormy rainy weather or the worst heat, even when you havr a cold.
How about get her a baby snail first?Posted 05-31-2017 at 08:35 AM by CSasha
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Somebody doesn't have any pets!! WRONG!Quote:Originally Posted by sir sam
Mwah,
Longing for a puppy is much nicer.
It's pretty clear you need to get her a puppy, Asslvr!Posted 05-31-2017 at 10:04 AM by Bluetooth
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I may act like I am 5 at times, but I am pretty sure I am a responsible adult and this blog was mostly a joke. I understand the responsibility that having a dog or any other type of pet comes with. Just like having children. Also depending on the breed of the dog, allowing it to play in a fenced in yard is an alternative to going for a walk.Quote:Originally Posted by Cassandra
I vote for puppy-denial. The desperate call for it is a symptom of wishful thinking. A puppy comes with a lot of duties. That even it's cute face is making you take a walk only "probably" is a serious issue. With a puppy, you have to take a walk with any time it needs it. Even the fifth time on the same day, in cold szormy rainy weather or the worst heat, even when you havr a cold.
How about get her a baby snail first?Posted 05-31-2017 at 11:39 AM by Butterfly
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I think I should be more worried about Fettucine abusing the puppy. She will be the boss for sure.Quote:Originally Posted by shadowice0823
I laughed so hard!! You need a puppy but nothing too big to abuse those sweet kitties
Posted 05-31-2017 at 12:03 PM by Butterfly
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Yes. Cats are always the boss in the household Butterfly. You might think Asslvr is or you at times but really it is your cats. Both of them.Quote:Originally Posted by Butterfly
I think I should be more worried about Fettucine abusing the puppy. She will be the boss for sure.
Posted 05-31-2017 at 12:05 PM by Jaro
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Those are super super cute, but I think they might get too big for us! We are looking for something small to medium. Also wrinkles are on my wish list because his name is going to be meatball and I think a pudgy wrinkly puppy fits the name more.Quote:Originally Posted by b69
Highly recommend a Goldendoodle. No shedding and great loyal, patient dogs.
Posted 05-31-2017 at 12:06 PM by Butterfly
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I think the order of who is the boss in our house goes something like this:Quote:Originally Posted by Jaroface
Yes. Cats are always the boss in the household Butterfly. You might think Asslvr is or you at times but really it is your cats. Both of them.
1. Fettucine
2. Me
3. Spaghetti
4. Assvlr
5. The future MeatballPosted 05-31-2017 at 12:07 PM by Butterfly
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I want to kill my kitties a few times each day, but I still love them to death and refrain from throwing them outside in the rain. I know that a puppy will come with challenges, but I also know I like challenges and will love it with every fiber of my being.Quote:Originally Posted by Komodo Jones
Puppies are cute but just keep in mind that they are very destructive. You can puppy-proof your house all you want but they'll find something to destroy. BUT despite the fact that you want to throttle them sometimes, the payoff is definitely worth it. Oh and for goodness sake if you're going to name the puppy Meatball, please get a male one :P
and yes, we are going to get a male dog :PPosted 05-31-2017 at 12:09 PM by Butterfly
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Judging by that bossiness list, Go get your puppy
Posted 05-31-2017 at 01:04 PM by Bluetooth
