Hello, my fellow getDarians,

I am officially announcing my candidacy for King of getDare. As your king, I will:

- Bring peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new empire.
- Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness.
- Execute Order 66. And since this is getDare, Order 69.
- Raise stormtrooper pay and benefits.
- As is tradition, the dark side will provide free cookies to anyone who joins us.

So join me, and together...