I woke up early to find Sir already awake and on his phone. I didn't think anything of it as it was very early and I figured he was just talking to someone or playing a game or something until it was time for us to get up. Then he told me he would be right back and left the room only to return a minute later saying that didn't work. I had no idea what he was talking about so I asked what hadn't worked and he told me "we might have company soon."

....What?!

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