@ venusaphrodite: I know. I get tired of that "You're not really a submissive b/c you can speak" idea. Not to mention being told that I should try Domming.

@ perkygirlie: You have such a way with words. I'm already yours.

@ shadowice0823: Well, I'm glad you were amused by it. I know I got a nice little chuckle out of it. Can't wait to go tell my playmate that he's just a beta :P

@ Invisible: I disagree. I've seen several Doms use "lol" while texting and I don't feel that it impacts my view of their Big Bad Domliness. I like people who know how to laugh at themselves anf the world around them. And "lol" is just the easy way to text amusement. Although, I will admit I probably use it more than the majority of the men I know, I wouldn't say it's off-limits to Doms. Or Dommes for that matter.

@ Shadowice0823: I've been told before that I'm far too nice. Maybe this is an instance of that. But leaving the name there just felt too mean-spirited and vindictive. And I wouldn't say he even made me mad or hurt my feelings. I don't get emotionally invested in people I've barely talked to. And I've always believed that everyone has a purpose. Maybe his was to give me a nice, good laugh.

What's painful? The irritating song? Or the thought of a constant pee?

An honorable mention goes to sfoss09 as the inspiration behind this song.