I guess I haven't done this in a long time. Umm, hi?

I received the following PM today. It was a reply from an user who received an infraction for very poor spelling. The world cries:

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Hey everyone! I am taking time out of my life of eating pork, believing in science and being a false prophet to talk to you about something: Debate Etiquette. If you were in the chat at about 600 GMT last night, you probably saw a debate occur about religion and politics. While most people usually stay clear of these things, it was (for the most part) well handled and with a lot of back and forth but interesting thoughts to be had by all. But there were a few things that I saw that were big no-no's...

Dreams. Just about everyone has them. They can be a real scary thing. They can lead to very scary thoughts that lead to a flop sweat and reminding yourself that whatever just happened wasn't real. They can lead to happiness only to realize what has happened is not real. A movie was all about dreams (Inception). What I can't figure out is whether or not dreams are a curse or a blessing.

The other day I had a very bizarre dream. Something that I lost so long ago, a particular friendship,...

Don't login dumbass. It is not that hard. If you have a good reason, maybe I will listen. But just saying you are done with the site, great. Now can I move on with my life???

So I just got done with an Omegle chat session. The whole webcam thing was not really working (I was wearing my maids outfit but without the socks and the gloves so people could tell I was a guy right away.) Anyways, that led me to the chat session which led to this

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!


You: Hello


Stranger: hey


You: How are you?


Stranger: good, you?

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For the first time in probably ever, a 'This Sucks' blog does not revolve my horrible and sad love life. Nope. I am all good in that field right now. Bros before hoes dudes (I'm kidding). Regardless, I am currently on my last days of spring break. My last real break before the end of the semester. And how am I spending it? With a fever. I am not 100% sure what I have, but I am guessing is a mixture of a bug and my seasonal allergies, as it has been really warm and the temperature has caused pollens...