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Names for Kate92's secondary sex characteristics

Posted 01-15-2019 at 02:08 PM by herpderp42
Updated 02-19-2021 at 09:13 AM by herpderp42

So every guy on here will agree that the terms "boobs" or "breasts" create the image of at least medium sized breasts in our minds.
Since Kate92's tiny however-we-will-call-them wont fit into this image I am trying to collect possible names to properly specify them and avoid any form of disappointment happening.

Most of them are more jokes on her tits' cost but some might actually be useable as a regular term.

The list:
-Nipple area; This was actually the first one which came to my mind. Simple but nice.
-Waldo; Because they are so hard to find.
-Narnia; After all they are only in her fantasy considered as "tits"
-Batman vs Superman; Can you feel the disappointment?
-tiny breasts; Sarcastically used only of course. We don't want to make them sound bigger as they are after all.
-flatties; Combination of flat and titties. My favourite for a daily use at the moment. Also her favourite.
-padded spots; This one is just true, isn't it?
-EA game; You would need to pay for additional content to make them enjoyable.
-plains; ExPLAINS itself, right?
-two dimensional euclidian space; Yes I am a nerd. Deal with it.
-deflated airbags; Although hers were never and will never be inflated.
-a pity...
-schoolgirl chest; I am wondering how often she has compared sizes with a growing up girl in her mind.
-Flest; Combination of flat and chest.
-Mole Hills; Because they sure aren't mountains.
-Error 404s; Tits not found
-Flat earth society's dream; Why would it be round if it looks flat?
-Mostly fleshless; The Guide's description of her flatties.
-Twenty thousands Pico-Leagues over the stomach; (I did the maths, it's a bit more than the tenth of a millimeter. Initially I wanted to use Nano, but it turns out a league is pretty large. So basically the opposite to her flatties.)
-Mosquitoes; They are tiny and you feel like slapping them.
-The Room; You will laugh seeing them even if they weren't supposed to be funny.
-Terry Pratchett's Discworld; you guys get the theme: It' s flat.
-No-Silicone Valley. I do enjoy the word play but not perfectly happy with this one. Not sure if there is anybody still reading this so I might go even crazier with the words from now on.
-Pain receivers; This is what they have become.
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will grow further (the list not her flatties)


Comments are highly appreciated

Disclaimer:
Spoiler:
Kate92 did of course fully agree to this blog and I am only enjoying it because it turns her incredibly on.
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  1. Old Comment
    salvejon's Avatar
    hi see [email protected] blog and also thread name for [email protected]
    https://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=353638
    she ended up with TTJ Tiny teats Jane to reflect her pathetic tits which are like animal teats -
    Kate 92 and [email protected] sound similar - acording to her blog TT is her nickname in real life now - how cool
    Posted 01-15-2019 at 02:50 PM by salvejon salvejon is offline
  2. Old Comment
    Kate92's Avatar
    I can't begin to describe how horny reading this blog about my tits makes me! The comments are super creative, and so degrading! I can't help touching myself while I read it!

    I hope you keep adding to the blog and others keep commenting and making fun of my tits!
    Posted 01-15-2019 at 02:58 PM by Kate92 Kate92 is offline
  3. Old Comment
    Blue Fox's Avatar
    Flest = flat chest
    Mole Hills, because they sure aren't mountains
    Twin Dots = we have a restaurant called Twin Peaks and is served by scantily clad women. Well, hers aren't peaks. Just dots.

    ...

    That is all I can think of at the moment.
    Posted 01-15-2019 at 03:04 PM by Blue Fox Blue Fox is offline
  4. Old Comment
    Everill's Avatar
    I would like to suggest "Error 404s"
    Posted 01-15-2019 at 05:52 PM by Everill Everill is offline
  5. Old Comment
    Kate92's Avatar
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Blue Fox View Comment
    Flest = flat chest
    Mole Hills, because they sure aren't mountains
    Twin Dots = we have a restaurant called Twin Peaks and is served by scantily clad women. Well, hers aren't peaks. Just dots.

    ...

    That is all I can think of at the moment.
    These are so degrading! Thank you!
    Posted 01-16-2019 at 03:29 AM by Kate92 Kate92 is offline
  6. Old Comment
    Kate92's Avatar
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Everill View Comment
    I would like to suggest "Error 404s"
    This is absolutely brilliant! It actually made me rub my pussy to an edge this morning!
    Posted 01-16-2019 at 03:31 AM by Kate92 Kate92 is offline
  7. Old Comment
    herpderp42's Avatar
    Thank you for the ideas.
    I actually had the "404" ideas aswell but wasn't able to formulate it properly in a way I like it. Your simple way works great though.

    Sorry for not adding "Twin Dots" but I feel like it is a bit too special. Would like a wider group of persons to laugh about them. (Or at least not make it a local thing to understand considering some of my entries. )
    Posted 01-16-2019 at 03:38 AM by herpderp42 herpderp42 is offline
    Updated 01-16-2019 at 03:41 AM by herpderp42
  8. Old Comment
    Everill's Avatar
    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Kate92 View Comment
    This is absolutely brilliant! It actually made me rub my pussy to an edge this morning!
    It was a tossup between it and "Non applicables (n/as"
    Posted 01-16-2019 at 06:20 AM by Everill Everill is offline
 

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