Australian Government Bans Small Breasts
Posted 01-30-2010 at 06:39 AM by depp
It seems the Australian government has found something new to ban from the web now. Sorry ladies, your small chests are offending us!
http://www.inquisitr.com/59472/milli...e-ejaculation/
First they come for female ejaculation, and I did not speak out—because I was not an ejaculating female;
Then they came for the women with small breasts, and I did not speak out—because I was not a women with small breasts;
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Anyways... Over here in California one school district is banning the dictionary from classrooms because it contains a definition of oral sex.
We live in an amazing world!
http://www.inquisitr.com/59472/milli...e-ejaculation/
First they come for female ejaculation, and I did not speak out—because I was not an ejaculating female;
Then they came for the women with small breasts, and I did not speak out—because I was not a women with small breasts;
...
Anyways... Over here in California one school district is banning the dictionary from classrooms because it contains a definition of oral sex.
We live in an amazing world!
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lol What is this world coming too!
Small boobs are the best
Posted 01-30-2010 at 06:47 AM by vivala_dare 
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Pretty soon every country will be run by a communist government!
Posted 01-30-2010 at 07:24 AM by lokelake
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Depp you copy cat lol, I have already reported all these events in the blogs. But seriously, what next. Men with small penis's and smooth skin arrested for immitating kids. Guys with small breasted women arrested for sex with a minor.
The dictionary news was just as scarey as it means other words can be termed indecent and removed after this precedent.
Italy banning uploads to the net without Government approval, so uploading a vid to youtube can get you arrested??
NZ bringing in laws allowing the accessing of all correspondence in all forms, email, IM, txt, phone, etc, as an anti terrorism measure, but sure to lead to skuldugery. We already have a problem with politicians computers and email servers being hacked, always for the benefit of the left up to now.
Sweden wants to give everyone a government email account from birth that you are expected to use till you die, so it can track you and your correspondence.
The UK wanted to build a big database of all communication entering and leaving the country, after an outcry it has now lapsed, to be replaced by laws requiring those providing such services, to record and archive all electronic communication including email, txt, phone conversations, etc.
Terrorism and protecting children is given as the reason behind these draconian laws but in reality the reason is much darker and relates back to the real people in power that are behind the politicians and the media who have their own agenda.Posted 01-30-2010 at 07:24 AM by EnigmaNZ
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People need to seriously calm down.Posted 01-30-2010 at 08:12 AM by BettyBoop
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I agree with you betty, they need to calm down before they make too many things illegal.
Posted 01-30-2010 at 11:00 AM by lokelake
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If small breasts are banned on the grounds that they could be child-porn, then it follows that shaven pubes should be banned too...
Posted 01-30-2010 at 03:24 PM by MercilessDomme
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Hmmmmmm, so maybe the police will be sent to the offending girl’s house to measure her breasts, to see if she technically offends against the said law.
Is that what they mean by police breast badges? (Badge of legal authority to measure your boobs).Posted 01-30-2010 at 03:46 PM by theone
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lmfao well then lilangel and lildevil are going to jail! nooooPosted 01-30-2010 at 05:55 PM by MetalGreek
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Wonder if it means that the Australian government will start getting sued by people who don't have the money to fund breast implants as they're being discriminated against.
'tis a lawsuit waiting to happen I tells ye.Posted 01-30-2010 at 09:21 PM by pranadevil
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They probably will ban shaved pubes, and pigtails and fun things that look "young".
Posted 01-31-2010 at 02:37 AM by BettyBoop
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WoW, That is all I can say is Wow! Guess I'd be screwed then huh!!! People need to seriously get over themselves.Posted 02-22-2010 at 07:21 AM by Nixie
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What would constitute "small" ?
I know when I was growing up the cup sizes were...
A- almost breasts
B- barely breasts
C- can't complain
D- Dang
DD-Double Dang!!
H- help me I've fallen and can't get up...Posted 02-22-2010 at 08:34 AM by RoyalMadameE
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lol i know someone who is like a 44ee that's like holy crap that's gotta hurt o-o
Posted 02-22-2010 at 11:51 PM by MetalGreek
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I don't think it's any wonder why most Aussies now are moving to the UK or US. Alot of things are getting banned there that're normal.
How're students supposed to take Sex Ed now?!Posted 02-23-2010 at 05:25 AM by Night-1991
