Up until last year, my only real exposure to it is through my best friend. When I was 10 she turned porn on the tv and giggled about it, thinking it was halarious. In college when we lived together, I could hear her watching it in her bedroom and she would tell me about it, but I was never interested. I was mortified and blushy at the thought of watching porn.

When I told asslvr last year that I had never watched porn, he started to send me one little video a week that I had to watch...

You will spend 5 days next week wearing only thongs or gstrings. I expect a fancy pair every day and a semi public picture, including one in your car so find a smart place to park. You will spend a minimum of 30 mins in public with something inserted in either your ass or your pussy. The 30 minutes starts once you're in public so no camping out in the bathroom! Also I want 100 spanks each ass cheek each day. By the last day I want some lovely bruises so you better slap that ass...

You will spend 5 days next week wearing only thongs or gstrings. I expect a fancy pair every day and a semi public picture, including one in your car so find a smart place to park. You will spend a minimum of 30 mins in public with something inserted in either your ass or your pussy. The 30 minutes starts once you're in public so no camping out in the bathroom! Also I want 100 spanks each ass cheek each day. By the last day I want some lovely bruises so you better slap that ass...

I have been wanting to write more lately but haven't had the inspiration or ideas for a topic. After a lot of thinking, I decided I might want to review some of the 50+ toys I own. I am addicted to toys and love shopping for new ones. I have a decent sized collection. Some of my toys I love to death but others I wish I had not wasted my money on.

Since toys can be expensive and overwhelming if you don't know where to start, I thought reviews might be helpful and others could post in the...

*Disclaimer: These reviews are my own opinion. I do not work for any company who sells these toys. I do not profit in anyway. They are simply my opinions and experiences. I also do not speak to the safety of any particular toy and am not responsible for your safety when you use a particular toy. I also do not promise that you will have a similar experience to mine. If your opinion or experience is different from mine, please share it in the comments as I am only one person and the more people who comment,...

*Disclaimer: These reviews are my own opinion. I do not work for any company who sells these toys. I do not profit in anyway. They are simply my opinions and experiences. I also do not speak to the safety of any particular toy and am not responsible for your safety when you use a particular toy. I also do not promise that you will have a similar experience to mine. If your opinion or experience is different from mine, please share it in the comments as I am only one person and the more people who comment,...

My master gave me the task of coming up with 50 names for myself and this is what i came up with..
1. Ass Sniffer
2. Cunt Licker
3. Dog Bitch
4. Dumb Bitch
5. Dumb Cunt
6. Dumb Dog
7. Dumb Mutt
8. Dumb Slut
9. Dumb Whore
10. Idiot Bitch
11. Idiot Cunt
12. Idiot Slut
13. Minaj Lover
14. NickiMinaj Lover
15. Panties Pooper
16. Pathetic Bitch
17. Pathetic Cunt
18. Pathetic Dog...