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BDSM Test

Posted 02-14-2021 at 05:06 PM by Marquise

I took the BDSM test today and here are the results. I'll be discussing each of them and how much I agree/identify with them.

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==
100% Dominant
100% Degrader
98% Rigger
94% Sadist
94% Brat tamer
77% Primal (Hunter)
76% Ageplayer
61% Master/Mistress
50% Exhibitionist
49% Masochist

48% Experimentalist
36% Owner
32% Vanilla
8% Voyeur
8% Non-monogamist

1. Dominant
Are we really surprised??? LOL. I'm not only sexually dominant, but if it was allowed I'd rule the world. I hate working in groups or (god forbid) having to follow someone's lead.

2. Degrader
Once more, it was expected. I like playing the mean girl and I like having others to pathetic shit to please me. I feeds my ego. Although I must admit that I feel a bit ashamed of having hit 100% in this one... Maybe I'm more of a bitch than I had thought.

3. Rigger
I didn't even know this was a term, but living and learning . I love that the submissive equivalent is called rope bunny, it's so cute.
But while I love the idea of bondage, I'd be a terrible rigger as I don't know how to tie those complex knots. Now, I know I don't need those to tie up a partner, but if I was to have someone tied to my bed, you can bet that I'd be aesthetically pleasing. Time to learn some shibari.

4. Sadist
Oh thank god I'm not a complete sadist. It wasn't enough my shrink trying to diagnose me with SDP, now to have a internet test to do the same? No, thanks. (BTW, this is a joke, I've got a lot of mental issues, and I collect ICD's codes like they are stamps, but there was never an attempt to assess me for sadism).

5. Brat Tamer
I mean, it sounds fun in real life. Over the internet? Not so much. Right now, I don't have the time to tame someone, I rather taking them well tamed. I'll leave the taming to Petruchio.

6. Primal (Hunter)
Once more, I didn't know this was a thing. And it sounds fun in theory, but definitely the kind of thing that only works irl.

7. Ageplayer
Pretty sure this one is only here because sometimes I act childish: I like coloring books, animated movies, dolls, fairy tale and middle-grade books (there's a lot of well written children books, and they are so fun. They are silly and irrelevant, great to take a break from all the darkness and gloominess from the adult stuff I read). And I like to be pampered. But I'm not a little. Sure, I drink out of Beauty and the Beast sippy cup at night, but that's only so I can drink water while laying down without spilling it on my bed. But wouldn't it be fun? A little domming her daddy.

8. Master/Mistress
I'll take the "Mistress" title, but leave all the responsibility. I don't want a 24/7 slave. What would I do with them? The reason I don't date is because I can't stand people all the time. I need my "alone time" (10 hours a day, not counting sleep, please). A slave would drive me crazy.

9. Exhibitionist
No. I mean, maybe? IDK, I just don't care if people see me nude. If I saw myself nude, I would also stare (well, I already do. I love looking at myself in the mirror). But I don't want people to see me. Like, I'm not going out at night wearing just a raincoat and exposing myself to passersby like your stereotypical exhibitionist.

10. Masochist
This is only here because I like bruises. Lol. I'm a little masochist, but only for myself. As in, only I can hurt myself.
Autoerotic asphyxiation is one of my things. As is cutting (not in the suicidal type, I just like seeing and drinking/licking my blood. I'm weird, but if you are in this site, so are you, so don't judge).
Yeah, I look beautiful when I have bruises on my legs. I don't like pain, I like the marks of it.

11. Experimentalist
I guess I gotta try a bit of everything, right? Some things that I now find a turn on, I didn't know of until someone told me about them.

12. Owner
No. No. No. No. I like pet play, it's cute and fun. But I don't wanna keep anyone in a cage. And I don't want to roleplay 24/7.

13. Vanilla
There's nothing wrong with vanilla. I don't need BDSM to get off every time. It's a cool add-on that I'd give up if my dream partner wasn't into it.

14. Voyeur
This surprises me. As I'm repulsed by seeing other people. Now, some of you might find it contradictory as I have asked naked pics on here. But I asked pics just to make fun of the sender or to blackmail (with their consent, obviously). They are not a turn on. I hate porn. And I definitely don't want to see people havign sex in real life.

15. Non-monogamist
Monogamy and religion are collective delusions. I read this once in a philosophy text book and later made a class presentation on it, because it sounded polemic and I like being polemic. The result was all of my class thinking I was some expert on polygamy, which would lead to a fun scene in my senior year (two years had passed since my presentation. My crush sat in class and for some reason the topic of polygamy is brought up. Another classmate mentions that I know about it. So my crush stats asking me questions about it. Here's the thing: he had a girlfriend. And my silly brain thought "oh, is he asking me this because he want's to be a poly trio with me?").
Now, I wholeheartedly support polygamy. As long as it's between consenting adults, everything is fine with me. But I'd never be in a poly relationship. I demand to much attention to have to share it with another partner. And I don't have much attention to give to two partners.

Let me know any questions you have. I'd love to anwser them.
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  1. Old Comment
    PastramiKitten's Avatar
    Fits you very well, a natural 100% dominant. I can’t wait to do pathetic shit just to please you.
    Posted 02-16-2021 at 04:05 AM by PastramiKitten PastramiKitten is offline
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    I wonder what’s your mbti test result if you’ve done that before.
    Posted 02-16-2021 at 04:08 AM by PastramiKitten PastramiKitten is offline
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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by PastramiKitten View Comment
    I wonder what’s your mbti test result if you’ve done that before.
    I never took one, but know I'm curious lol
    Posted 02-16-2021 at 04:07 PM by Marquise Marquise is offline
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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by PastramiKitten View Comment
    I wonder what’s your mbti test result if you’ve done that before.
    Okay, I just took a quick one (https://www.16personalities.com/) and I got INTJ-A/INTJ-T and I agree with most of what it says lol
    Posted 02-16-2021 at 04:12 PM by Marquise Marquise is offline
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    Originally Posted by Marquise View Comment
    Okay, I just took a quick one (https://www.16personalities.com/) and I got INTJ-A/INTJ-T and I agree with most of what it says lol
    Lol wtf...I’m intj too. How are we the same?!
    Posted 02-16-2021 at 09:28 PM by PastramiKitten PastramiKitten is offline
 

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