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Omegle late night
Posted 04-14-2012 at 12:57 AM by Manbearpig
So I just got done with an Omegle chat session. The whole webcam thing was not really working (I was wearing my maids outfit but without the socks and the gloves so people could tell I was a guy right away.) Anyways, that led me to the chat session which led to this
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hey
You: How are you?
Stranger: good, you?
You: Pretty good
You: How is your day/evening/night going?
Stranger: pretty well
Stranger: yours?
You: That is good
You: Mine is going alright. I can't complain
You: Anything exciting going on?
Stranger: no- just got back from the bar
Stranger: you?
You: Just relaxing. Had a few drinks with some friends
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Illinois. You?
Stranger: boston
You: Cool.
Stranger: my name is Lana, by the way
You: MBP (edited)
You: nice to meet you
Stranger: nice to meet you
Stranger: :)
You: Sorry I didn't say my name right away because if I say I am male, people will disconnect
Stranger: i get you... no worries
You: So tell me something interesting about yourself Lana
Stranger: i play the piano and i love swing dancing :P
You: Awesome
Stranger: yooou?
You: I am college student that can do impressions of people
You: at least some
Stranger: nicee
You: I know, super exciting
Stranger: no really, its cool :)
Stranger: most people are really bad at impressions lol
You: I can do a few pretty good ones
You: Towelie from south park and Herbert the Pervert from Family Guy I am excellent at
Stranger: sweet!!
Stranger: i love family guy
You: I am not a huge fan but for whatever reason, I can do that voice very well
You: it is actually kinda creepy how good it is
Stranger: lol
You: Just something that comes
You: So what do you do Lana?
You: besides talk to people at 330 online
You: haha, jk
Stranger: :P i'm a student- im studying holistic psychology
You: Cool, Elementary Education
Stranger: sweeet
You: Yep, I get to teach the youth of tomorrow.
Stranger: please do a good job
You: I'll try
Stranger: :)
You: I see too many bad ones
Stranger: seriously
You: I go, what the f are you doing
You: not really
You: But I think it
Stranger: i know lol it can be pretty bad
You: What exactly do you want to do when you are done?
Stranger: i'm hoping to get my yoga teaching certification and to volunteer for a while before going to grad school to get my masters in movement therapy or dance therapy so that i can have my own private holistic counseling practice and teach yoga :)
You: That sounds neat!
You: So what brought you to Omegle tonight?
Stranger: being bored and a bit drunk i suppose
You: As good as a reason as any I suppose
You: do you come here often?
You: I ask because this is my first time
Stranger: lol nooo
Stranger: i have a few other times when im bored but im way too busy lol
You: I know that feeling
You: I really never heard of the website before tonight to be honest (Edit: This was a lie)
Stranger: oddly enough i believe you :)
You: Yeah, to be honest I am here because of a dare (note: not a lie)
Stranger: oh cool lol
You: I know. Might sound weird, but I am part of a truth or dare website so that led me here in my somewhat buzzed state
Stranger: lol thats really funny actually
You: I guess I should be honest
You: It isn't the only dare I am doing
Stranger: whats the other?
You: I am wearing panties
You: I know that is kinda weird
Stranger: whatever floats your boat lol
Stranger: :P
You: It is just something I kinda enjoy
You: gives me a thrill
You: I don't wear them all the time
You: or often at all for that matter
Stranger: i get you
You: But tonight just led to me wearing panties and talking to people, I can't really explain it
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: my roommate is away and i came back and took my skirt right off
Stranger: thats where tonight has lead me lol
You: An interesting night for you i suppose
You: You meet a guy who wears panties and talks to random strangers
You: haha
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: its all good
You: Anything else interesting in your life? You got a special someone?
Stranger: no- not currently
Stranger: you?
You: not at the moment either
You: just enjoying the ride
Stranger: definitely :P
You: Clearly, otherwise I wouldn't be doing what I am doing right now haha
You: talking to a girl name Lana from Boston at 10 minutes until 3
Stranger: yup lolol
You: well I guess I should be going unless you want to continue to keep chatting
Stranger: its ok- i think im going to go to sleep anyway lol
You: It was nice meeting you Lana
Stranger: nice meeting you too
You: Well, have a nice life I guess haha
You: I doubt we will meet again
Stranger: you too MBP (edited) :) teach the youth well!
You: Okay bye bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Needless to say, she was probably weirded out. Since she didn't ask much about it I kinda didn't want to press it forward so I felt like that was the end of the conversation. Needless to say though, it was kinda fun.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hey
You: How are you?
Stranger: good, you?
You: Pretty good
You: How is your day/evening/night going?
Stranger: pretty well
Stranger: yours?
You: That is good
You: Mine is going alright. I can't complain
You: Anything exciting going on?
Stranger: no- just got back from the bar
Stranger: you?
You: Just relaxing. Had a few drinks with some friends
Stranger: sweet
Stranger: where are you from?
You: Illinois. You?
Stranger: boston
You: Cool.
Stranger: my name is Lana, by the way
You: MBP (edited)
You: nice to meet you
Stranger: nice to meet you
Stranger: :)
You: Sorry I didn't say my name right away because if I say I am male, people will disconnect
Stranger: i get you... no worries
You: So tell me something interesting about yourself Lana
Stranger: i play the piano and i love swing dancing :P
You: Awesome
Stranger: yooou?
You: I am college student that can do impressions of people
You: at least some
Stranger: nicee
You: I know, super exciting
Stranger: no really, its cool :)
Stranger: most people are really bad at impressions lol
You: I can do a few pretty good ones
You: Towelie from south park and Herbert the Pervert from Family Guy I am excellent at
Stranger: sweet!!
Stranger: i love family guy
You: I am not a huge fan but for whatever reason, I can do that voice very well
You: it is actually kinda creepy how good it is
Stranger: lol
You: Just something that comes
You: So what do you do Lana?
You: besides talk to people at 330 online
You: haha, jk
Stranger: :P i'm a student- im studying holistic psychology
You: Cool, Elementary Education
Stranger: sweeet
You: Yep, I get to teach the youth of tomorrow.
Stranger: please do a good job
You: I'll try
Stranger: :)
You: I see too many bad ones
Stranger: seriously
You: I go, what the f are you doing
You: not really
You: But I think it
Stranger: i know lol it can be pretty bad
You: What exactly do you want to do when you are done?
Stranger: i'm hoping to get my yoga teaching certification and to volunteer for a while before going to grad school to get my masters in movement therapy or dance therapy so that i can have my own private holistic counseling practice and teach yoga :)
You: That sounds neat!
You: So what brought you to Omegle tonight?
Stranger: being bored and a bit drunk i suppose
You: As good as a reason as any I suppose
You: do you come here often?
You: I ask because this is my first time
Stranger: lol nooo
Stranger: i have a few other times when im bored but im way too busy lol
You: I know that feeling
You: I really never heard of the website before tonight to be honest (Edit: This was a lie)
Stranger: oddly enough i believe you :)
You: Yeah, to be honest I am here because of a dare (note: not a lie)
Stranger: oh cool lol
You: I know. Might sound weird, but I am part of a truth or dare website so that led me here in my somewhat buzzed state
Stranger: lol thats really funny actually
You: I guess I should be honest
You: It isn't the only dare I am doing
Stranger: whats the other?
You: I am wearing panties
You: I know that is kinda weird
Stranger: whatever floats your boat lol
Stranger: :P
You: It is just something I kinda enjoy
You: gives me a thrill
You: I don't wear them all the time
You: or often at all for that matter
Stranger: i get you
You: But tonight just led to me wearing panties and talking to people, I can't really explain it
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: my roommate is away and i came back and took my skirt right off
Stranger: thats where tonight has lead me lol
You: An interesting night for you i suppose
You: You meet a guy who wears panties and talks to random strangers
You: haha
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: its all good
You: Anything else interesting in your life? You got a special someone?
Stranger: no- not currently
Stranger: you?
You: not at the moment either
You: just enjoying the ride
Stranger: definitely :P
You: Clearly, otherwise I wouldn't be doing what I am doing right now haha
You: talking to a girl name Lana from Boston at 10 minutes until 3
Stranger: yup lolol
You: well I guess I should be going unless you want to continue to keep chatting
Stranger: its ok- i think im going to go to sleep anyway lol
You: It was nice meeting you Lana
Stranger: nice meeting you too
You: Well, have a nice life I guess haha
You: I doubt we will meet again
Stranger: you too MBP (edited) :) teach the youth well!
You: Okay bye bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Needless to say, she was probably weirded out. Since she didn't ask much about it I kinda didn't want to press it forward so I felt like that was the end of the conversation. Needless to say though, it was kinda fun.
Total Comments 7
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Posted 04-14-2012 at 01:12 AM by RST -
Posted 04-14-2012 at 01:17 AM by Manbearpig -
Posted 04-14-2012 at 01:18 AM by Manbearpig -
Posted 04-14-2012 at 01:28 AM by RST -
Holy crap, it really was you! Try not to call me Lana in public, though
Posted 04-14-2012 at 02:54 AM by Leopard -
Posted 04-14-2012 at 09:59 PM by sweetsong -
Posted 04-14-2012 at 10:01 PM by sweetsong