Dress me and dare me challenge (could need a woman's touch!)

[Crossdress_Bitch]

This is a long description, but I think the results could be very funny for all involved and I feel by making myself clear I avoid confusion later:

I am preferable to crossdressing dares, but am a little short clothes to use. The hope is that posting this will give me inspiration to get more!

The challenge is, using ebay (has to be .co.uk, not .com), if you can assemble me an outfit for £15 or less, including postage (tho I am willing to go slightly over if it's worth it), then I will purchase the item/items and use them in a series of dares around the house, as suggested by you, next time I am home alone. I may even take pics and put them on the yahoo groups (though unless you can find a wig within the budget then I won't show my face, just ruins the fun of the illusion). The sort of items you could look for include; shorts, dresses, skirts, tights (pantyhose), stockings, shoes, various types of top, tshirt, blouse, wigs etc, etc.. I think I would be about a UK size 12, 10 at a push, no smaller than that. Alternatively, post links to pics of women/outfits and I will look for cheap replicas on ebay myself or in the local shops.

Don't worry, I already have plenty of girly underwear, so you don't have to worry about looking for them, unless you want to. I also have a black, quite tight dress, so if you want to take those into account in the dares you can, but the idea of buying stuff is to give more than one option for the dares in the end.

[Crossdress_Bitch]

Another catch is that I would preferably like the outfits to ressemble something a girl would realistically wear - not just random items (this is where woman's fashionable touch could come in handy), that way I will look convincing and will find the whole thing more amusing and could also re-use the clothes for fancy dress in future. If you want any more ideas to help your search; I have always been curious what it would be like to wear something silky/satiny, and have never tried stockings. Or some looks you could go for: sexy secretary (office/wiggle/fishtail/pencil skirt, blouse, heels etc), glamourous (evening/ball/prom dress, matching shoes), school girl (pleated skirt, knee high socks etc), night out (short shorts/hot pants, or a skirt etc..), or whatever you like!

I know this all seems a bit much, but I think if this went well the resulting dares could really be hilarious for everybody to look at on the groups!

[stevedare]

offer pics of you modeling may get more responds -
sorry can't help you though

[Crossdress_Bitch]

Thanks for the reply :)

You're not meant to specifically offer sending pics to people, but I did suggest in the first post that I would put some in the yahoo pic sharing groups. They would be pics both of me generally modelling the clothes, but also of me around the house in whatever poses/dares were suggested here.

[Bebe_Gurl]

Buy some sexy stuff to show off ur "clevage" (low cut tanks with short skirts) and go out and act like a girl. Go to the girl's public restroom and see if anybody says anything. Mabye even flirt with a few guys! Beacuse just rember: "Girls just wanna have fun!"

[Crossdress_Bitch]

Thanks for the input, it's much appreciated :)

Couple of issues though... the first one being with regard to the public elements of your dares - I said in my first post: I will use [the clothes] in a series of dares around the house, as suggested by you, next time I am home alone. I may even take pics and put them on the yahoo groups (though unless you can find a wig within the budget then I won't show my face, just ruins the fun of the illusion).

So I wasn't intending on going public with this.

Also, could you be more specific in your ideas? Like links to items on ebay to bid on, or links to pictures of women in the right sort of outfits that I can try to re-create.

Good to have people responding! Keep ideas coming guys! Will go with whatever outfit seems best and then the dares/photo ideas can roll on in.

[Crossdress_Bitch]

For the record, the sort of dares I was thinking of would be somewhere along the lines of the 'actions' suggested in Shiney's dice dare here: http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=9156 But without any clothes, that thread is a little moot at the moment.

Basically just think of the most ridiculous thing: eg: doing the chores in a dress, or (since I'm a uni student) getting dressed up in women's office/secretary clothes whilst I do my work. Or whatever you like, even if it's just posing in ludicrous ways for photographs. Hope this inspires you a little more :-)

[Shiney]

I'll help you out, but only because you mentioned me. Just kidding. Anyways, what color is your hair normally? I'd like to find a wig that matches your hair color. For example, I have a short blond wig, which I don't like because my hair's not blond and because its short.

http://cgi.ebay.com/Bianca-Strawberry-Blond-27-Wig-NWT-Free-Ship-Wigs_W0QQitemZ370027853897QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item 370027853897

http://cgi.ebay.com/Long-XXX-Sexy-Smooth-Operator-Wig-wigs-Skin-Free-Ship_W0QQitemZ370027869111QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item 370027869111

http://cgi.ebay.com/Long-XXX-SEXY-Touchable-Tease-Wig-WIGS-NWT-Free-Ship_W0QQitemZ200204016097QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item 200204016097

[Crossdress_Bitch]

Out of the one's there, the second one is probably the closest to my natural colour. However, they are on Ebay.com, instead of .co.uk, so the postage is about $24, or £12, so that'd be most of the budget gone :(

Maybe I should raise it to £20?

Also, here's a pic of when I last fully crossdressed (and went out in public, was for charity), so you can see what wig I wore then: http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a185/padman_uk/29.jpg

Unforunately don't have the wig, dress or heels anymore! :(

[Shiney]

More wigs from the UK:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Long-Spiral-Higlighted-Blonde-Brown-Wig-Lulus-UK_W0QQitemZ250220285108QQihZ015QQcategoryZ1063QQs sPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Stunning-2Tone-Tappered-Brown-Blonde-Lady-Wig-Vogue-UK_W0QQitemZ140211223888QQihZ004QQcategoryZ1063QQs sPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/XXX-Long-Choc-Brown-Blonde-Lady-Wig-VOGUE-Wigs-UK_W0QQitemZ370027632870QQihZ024QQcategoryZ1063QQs sPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

The clothes will come later. Do you want shoes to? What size are you?

Also, you look pretty good. Very passable. Maybe a tad more padding on the hips and up a little higher, but a good job, noe-the-less.

[Crossdress_Bitch]

Shoes would be good. Size is hard to judge as the girl's sizes vary slightly I find. I'm normally a UK8 in men's shoes (quite small for a guy), but that last time I wore a UK9 in women's.

PS: thanks, I take a strange amount of pride in my work, haha. Like looking convincing. I'm a bit of sucker for fancy dress of all sorts! Love the preparation.

[Shiney]

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Black-PVC-Maids-Dress-Lace-Up-Size-20-22-UK_W0QQitemZ300201502673QQihZ020QQcategoryZ86210QQ ssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

This one is kind of cheap and looks good, but if you don't see it in the next 3 minutes...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ann-summers-r-u-being-served-french-maid-outfit-10-12_W0QQitemZ320221484787QQihZ011QQcategoryZ14221QQ ssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

This auction is open for longer and cheaper by a lot. I thought of french Maid when I went to look for clothes for you. How evil can I be?

More maid:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NEW-LADIES-FRENCH-MAID-COSTUME-OUTFIT-O-S-SEXY_W0QQitemZ370027168622QQihZ024QQcategoryZ58449 QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/NEW-6PCE-MAID-MAIDS-BABYDOLL-with-THONG-GARTER-8-14_W0QQitemZ330215465681QQihZ014QQcategoryZ58449QQ ssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

[Crossdress_Bitch]

May bid on the second/third one if the price stays low towards the end of the auction. However, I was largely thinking along the lines of more everyday girl's clothes (but funny on a guy), like some of the ones I listed, that way I can get a bit more variety out of them.

Forgot to mention cos I never wear it, but I do actually already have a Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz outfit (and red flat sparkly shoes) already which is v similar to french maid in style, but blue and checked, so maybe we should steer clear of that direction? Though it's up to you. And if they stay that cheap then could get one of them and some other stuff too... My dorothy dress is very short and shows my hairy legs a little much, and - if I move at all - my ass! lol. Could be funny for dares though. Exactly like this one, but without the petticoat underneath, so even shorter than it looks! http://www.allfancydress.com/images/products/15714.gif

PS: blimey, that fourth outfit you posted after your edit is a little revealing!
PPS: really appreciating all the input!
Just as a side note (as this is quite a conversational post), some of my favourite women's looks of the moment are:
1) The short-shorts/hot pants over black/coloured tights look: http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b183/susie_bubble/Style%20Bubble%203/lfwday57.jpg
2) The smart, but sexy, secretary-type look; pencil skirts and blouses: http://images.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/20070129/293.huffman.felicity.012907.jpg
3) Generally glamourous and sexy dresses that hug the figure: http://a.movies.com/i/features/carpetburn/bankse_bryanbedder.jpg (anything satin or with a fishtail like that is a plus too I think, very feminine and sexy)

I think I just like stuff that focuses on material hugging women's asses, because it's my favourite feauture on a girl, and, whilst I lack in breasts, I also have an ass, so could be fun to play on that.

I'm off to do some work now, but will check back before bed tonight. Keep up the suggestions and links and I'll see what I think when I get back! Thanks a lot!!!

[Crossdress_Bitch]

Have you abandoned this mission Shiney? The 3rd maid outfit still has no bids, so I'm watching that, and the 2nd wig as well.

Feel free to keep any other ideas flowing in.

[ewitch]

Jeans - Pick the best fit - Cost £2.50

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/pink-cord-jeans-size-12-long_W0QQitemZ120229544892QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item 120229544892
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/LADIES-GIRLS-3-4-LENGTH-JEANS-SIZE-10_W0QQitemZ290210649585QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item29 0210649585
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Bench-Womens-Jeans_W0QQitemZ120228857410QQcmdZViewItem?hash=ite m120228857410

Tops - frst one on this list availible - cost about £2 - you have that cut to hide you cleavage
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/STRIPED-CORAL-COLOUR-SHORT-SLEEVE-TOP-10-BY-MULTIPLY_W0QQitemZ130202790800QQcmdZViewItem?hash= item130202790800
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/BEIGE-BROWN-LONG-SLEEVE-TOP-SIZE-10_W0QQitemZ130203282430QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item13 0203282430
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/SIZE-10-KHAKI-PATTERNED-TOP-FROM-NEW-LOOK-99P-START_W0QQitemZ300203525200QQcmdZViewItem?hash=ite m300203525200

Bra - To be stuffed - if you have one already you can use that - I don't know your mesurments but a full cup (to make it easy to stuff, light colour so it doesn't show and cup size B-C

Asseries - pick socks, belt and bag to match (I dont know which one you will get to match up)

[Crossdress_Bitch]

Thanks for the post - one of the best ones I've had!

I'm not sure about jeans though, cos the point is to try and make me look as silly and womanly as possible whilst doing dares/taking pics around the house.
A couple of posts ago in this thread I listed some of my favourite girl's looks at the moment, so maybe could work around that...

Sorry everybody, I know this thread is really long, but if you give it a full read when you have some spare time it'll give you an accurate impression of what to look for I think. Don't worry, take your time, there's no rush.

Thanks for all the contributions so far.

[Crossdress_Bitch]

Oh Crap, I totally forgot to big on that 3rd maid's outfit! I coulda probably won as well!

Looks like I may need some punishment clothes suggestions/dares for my negligance :-S

Feel free to be mean in your suggestions, I deserve it! However, don't be mean at the expense of being sexy and womanly... look over my previous posts.. I don't just wanna look like a dude in randomly thrown together clothes... yes, I want to look silly, but I also want to look like some thought has been put into it, like a girl would with an outfit... but you can then get me to wear it for inappropriate photo poses/household tasks :-)