Write. An. Epitaph!

[AlmightyElemental]

Ok, so let's say whenever somebody posts in this thread, they automatically kill the person that posted above them. As punishment, they have to write that person's epitaph (the little blurb on their tombstone). Any takers?

[J.M.N]

Totally said me first ! Anyway sorry for killing you :(

"Here lies AlmightyElemental, He jumped many a newbie"

:D yay

[mmiller]

Totally said me first ! Anyway sorry for killing you :(

"Here lies AlmightyElemental, He jumped many a newbie"

:D yay

here lies j.m.n died when mmiller flashed himself

[mmiller]

here lies mmiller, he rose from the dead and killed himself, rather pitfull to go through that to onl.....
*ran out of money*

[AlmightyElemental]

Here lies mmiller, for good this time. Thank god for Shotguns.

[mmiller]

Here lies mmiller, for good this time. Thank god for Shotguns.

hear lies almightyelemental whos last words were, "hey yall watch this"

[C.K.]

Lol that guy died :p

[J.M.N]

Here lies C.K, who sadly passed away after being over exposed to my awesomeness :(

[C.K.]

Here lies J.M.N. Who died from being overly modest and not bein able to take the shock :p

[mmiller]

here lies....
sorry, he isnt worth a tomb stone

[footballdare]

mmiller lies here, can't say I knew him too well

[AlmightyElemental]

Here lies footballdare. Got hit by a bus....what, did you want me to say alcohol?

[DarkAndEvil]

Here lies Almighty Elemental, after an obsession with epitaphs, his is just this.

[Viking_Guy]

Here lies DarkAndEvil
Slowly eaten by a weevil.
This writing, quite medieval
Spells the end of DarkAndEvil.

[shhhh]

Viking_Guy (it's such a shame)
should not have lived up to his name.
He sailed away upon the sea
and sadly died of dysent'ry.

[footballdare]

RIP shhhh. She went quietly

[shhhh]

He was dared one too many times and couldn't go back.

[AlmightyElemental]

We knew too late that was not a creative design in her avi. It was a warning.

[shhhh]

"Wait, what?"

...

(How is a musical not a warning? O.o)

[Dylan xX]

"Shush. I'm trying to sleep."

[shhhh]

@me: *note

He loved too well, and too often. He will never be forgotten...
at least not until we get the bloody mess off the walls.

[AMGWallHax]

"What was his name again?"

[shhhh]

WallHax
got stepped on.
Won't be back
'cause he's gone.

[pymani96]

In memory of Shhhh
Who died on the 5th of January, late at might
Due to lack of life,
Which he caused himself, by gnawing the fingers off
That suffered from an RSI,
Because he posted on this thread to much.
Deceaced
Pymani

[shhhh]

Pymani's venereal disease
decided to do what it pleased
with its hosts bod'ly functions
until it expunged 'em
and now poor Pymani's deceased.

(BTW I'm a girl.)

[Runesmith]

Here lies Shhhh
She shushed seashells by the sea shore.

[nina@]

Epitaph
1 AD - 2100 AD
Used his wit and firm hand to give pleasure to others.

Also an eulogy to accompany

Runesmith was a good man. He will be missed for his hilarious lounge games posts which often involved critiquing Trump's policies or using complex scientific concepts or references to historical events that most here need to google to comprehend. His sound advice, unsolicited jibes and sarcasm will live in our memories for ever.
RIP

[MarvHarvey]

Nina@ was a good girl
A famous fraulein
And a fabulous femme

[Runesmith]

Here lies MarvHarvy, summarily executed behind the warfs,
For charges of starting the war between Marvs and Harvs.

[jasmine-]

died practicing being a tombstone

[Runesmith]

Here lies Jasmine, brutally cut down in the prime of life by a florist.

[japgirl]

Here lies Runesmith whose life was taken as the price for using magic.

[Runesmith]

Here lies Japgirl, who wasted away in bed
Lying naked, thinking about what was said

[japgirl]

Here lies Runesmith who died the one time he forgot to ask for proof of gender.

[Runesmith]

We remember the brave Japgirl, who once volunteered when a virgin had to be sacrificed to the dragon... and didn't qualify.

[japgirl]

We remember the brave Japgirl, who once volunteered when a virgin had to be sacrificed to the dragon... and didn't qualify.

Hahahaha.

Here lies Runesmith, he tried to bring her to her bliss, but instead, he reached Nirvana first.

[Runesmith]

Here rests Japgirl, felled by the 62 hour vibrator marathon that lives on in the record books.

[japgirl]

Here rests Japgirl, felled by the 62 hour vibrator marathon that lives on in the record books.

Dead...hahahaha


Here lies Runesmith...she took him with her when he pushed her over the edge

[Runesmith]

In memory of Japgirl, who embarked on an expedition to find the elusive G-spot, and never returned

[japgirl]

We celebrate the life of Runesmith, who bravely volunteered to the be the tour guide of that exploratory trip.

[Runesmith]

Here lies Japgirl - the victim of a rare case of Tictac allergy

[japgirl]

Here lies Runesmith, who died when he doubled over in laughter just as the sun set.

[Runesmith]

Here lies Japgirl, who lost her life in a flood of biblical proportions... if the bible were ever that explicit

[japgirl]

Here lies Runesmith...he was the man, the myth, the legend, but he lost his life shortly after he got her to drop to her knees.

[Runesmith]

Rest in peace, Japgirl - whose adventures in nothing but a black cocktail dress are still told in hushed whispers in the deepest, darkest dungeons

[japgirl]

Here lies Runesmith who never recovered from being squirt in the eye.

[Runesmith]

In memory of Japgirl - the scourge of janitors in fancy hotels

[japgirl]

Here lies Runesmith - blame it on the f-string

[Runesmith]

Here lies Japgirl - the face of Asian orgasms

[japgirl]

Here lies Runesmith - a ruthless man with a knotty plan

[Runesmith]

We moan the loss of Japgirl, who died of dehydration after she learned how to squirt.

[japgirl]

Here lies Runesmith, who would bawl over the lost ball.

[Runesmith]

RIP Japgirl, who ended up with a "cup" after a marathon bowling session.

[japgirl]

Here lies Runesmith who established a prestigious award that only the best of the best could ever afford

[Runesmith]

Here lies Japgirl, chasing that fabled "O" in the sky

[japgirl]

Here lies Runesmith - tried to escape the bloody mess

[Runesmith]

RIP Japgirl - bested by the Aunt

[japgirl]

Here lies Runesmith who suffered at the hands of Japanese cruelty

[Runesmith]

In this Kamekobaka lies Japgirl, who was distracted by a knot when the Shoguns invaded.

[japgirl]

Runesmith - Er ist der Mann in seiner Familie.

[Runesmith]

Here lies Japgirl - a cunning linguist indeed

[japgirl]

RIP Runesmith - the German who seduced the Jap

[Runesmith]

Here lies Japgirl, who was arrested and executed when her duffel bag burst, revealing her secret.

[japgirl]

RIP Runesmith - Unable to resist temptation’s power, he ended up being swallowed in the shower

[Runesmith]

Here lies Japgirl - the last keeper of a long tradition of Okonomiyaki making

[japgirl]

Here lies Runesmith - the amazing and yummy salad maker

[Runesmith]

Here lies japgirl, who passed away in her bed after over-indulging in salad and Ben-wa balls.

[japgirl]

Here lies Runesmith, who sadly passed after he forgot to grab the guitar during the zombie apocalypse

[Runesmith]

RIP japgirl, who died of heartbreak after she had to abandon her beloved blue polka-dotted panties.

[japgirl]

Here’s lies Runesmith - he had a tragic case of YELLOW fever