gdmh
02-07-2008, 01:48 PM
This is a log of my real world encounters with Dave, who from now forward will be referred to as 'His Honour'. Names, including that of Dave, and locations, have been changed to protect the innocent, and the very, very guilty.
Everything you read is TRUE. There is no falsified information, and it is all completely current. Me and Dave are both high school age and in the UK. We've known each other for years, and sit next to each other at the start of the day, every day.
All of this started a couple of weeks ago, when I decided I needed to lose some excess pounds, and Dave offered to 'help', on his own terms. One of which included I followed his every whim until I hit 10 stone. Desperate to lose the extra pounds, I accepted, and he forwarded me the following rules through MSN:
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Rules
Do what I say when I say it
Only watch the films I choose unless you ask permission to watch another
When I'm on MSN ask permission to do everything
Do every excersize l tell you to do
Listen to music I tell you to
Watch what I tell you to where possible
Never be mean to me
Never lie
Always side with me in arguments where possible
Agree with me when ever possible
Go along with random things I say
Go where I want you to go where possible
Speak to who I tell you to where possible
lgnore who I tell you to where possible
I will choose your clothes for you when you buy new clothes
Follow the Excersize Plan every Minute of every Day (may be changed at any time)
Address me as:
. Your Honour
. Your Majesty
. Similar...
. Except in public, where you may address me as Dave
I will be adding new rules when i think of them, which you will need to resign
Punishments
Watch a weird film/TV show of my choosing (even weirder than what l'll already be making you watch)
Wear the briefs once in a week on ur chosen day
Wear the briefs twice on your chosen days
Wear the briefs three times on your chosen days
Wear the thing once in a week on ur chosen day
Wear the thing twice on your chosen days
Wear the thing three times on your chosen days
Other punishments will follow, and you will not need to resign for them to be instigated
Confidentiality Clause
In return, I agree to not tell anyone about the agreement that is ongoing, and retain complete privacy of the agreement
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Should I have accepted? What is the thing? What's happened so far. Find out tomorrow.
Everything you read is TRUE. There is no falsified information, and it is all completely current. Me and Dave are both high school age and in the UK. We've known each other for years, and sit next to each other at the start of the day, every day.
All of this started a couple of weeks ago, when I decided I needed to lose some excess pounds, and Dave offered to 'help', on his own terms. One of which included I followed his every whim until I hit 10 stone. Desperate to lose the extra pounds, I accepted, and he forwarded me the following rules through MSN:
---
Rules
Do what I say when I say it
Only watch the films I choose unless you ask permission to watch another
When I'm on MSN ask permission to do everything
Do every excersize l tell you to do
Listen to music I tell you to
Watch what I tell you to where possible
Never be mean to me
Never lie
Always side with me in arguments where possible
Agree with me when ever possible
Go along with random things I say
Go where I want you to go where possible
Speak to who I tell you to where possible
lgnore who I tell you to where possible
I will choose your clothes for you when you buy new clothes
Follow the Excersize Plan every Minute of every Day (may be changed at any time)
Address me as:
. Your Honour
. Your Majesty
. Similar...
. Except in public, where you may address me as Dave
I will be adding new rules when i think of them, which you will need to resign
Punishments
Watch a weird film/TV show of my choosing (even weirder than what l'll already be making you watch)
Wear the briefs once in a week on ur chosen day
Wear the briefs twice on your chosen days
Wear the briefs three times on your chosen days
Wear the thing once in a week on ur chosen day
Wear the thing twice on your chosen days
Wear the thing three times on your chosen days
Other punishments will follow, and you will not need to resign for them to be instigated
Confidentiality Clause
In return, I agree to not tell anyone about the agreement that is ongoing, and retain complete privacy of the agreement
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Should I have accepted? What is the thing? What's happened so far. Find out tomorrow.