Ask the Captain 23/M/UK

[CaptainMahoney]

Hit me up with the best you got i will answer anything with nothing but the truth :p

[Id.]

What was the most intense physical pain you have ever felt? What caused it?

When was the last time you sent a letter to someone? Who was it and what did you write about?

How often do you wear a kilt and what do you wear underneath (sorry, obligatory question, you understand)?

What is it like to wear panties?

Are you wearing panties right now?

What are you the captain of?

What medical conditions do you have, if any? Any in the past?

Waht prescription medications are you now taking, if any? In the past?

When was the last time you voted? Who/what did you vote for and why?

When was the last time you cried and why were you crying?

Have you ever kissed a guy? A girl?

When was the last time you blushed and why were you blushing?

When was your last crush? What happened? Did you ask her/him out?

What is the greatest failure you have experienced in your life so far?

When was the last time you prayed to God, if any, and what did you ask for?

Would you enjoy being dominated by a cruel and punishing mistress?

If I asked you out on a date, what would you say?

How long is your penis? Do you wish it was longer/striaghter/wider?

Have you ever been drunk? When was the last time? What happened?

Have you ever done something you regretted while intoxicated?

Have you ever broken the law? Ever been caught?

If you answered yes to the above, then why is illegal one of your limits?

Did you enjoy these questions?

[CaptainMahoney]

What was the most intense physical pain you have ever felt? What caused it?
My knee being shattered, it was caused by a bullet striking it.

When was the last time you sent a letter to someone? Who was it and what did you write about?
I sent a letter to my grandfather, asking him how the weather was

How often do you wear a kilt and what do you wear underneath (sorry, obligatory question, you understand)?
I wear a kilt on special occasions and yes, I wear nothing under it

What is it like to wear panties?
It is interesting, depending on the type, cotton panties are awesome

Are you wearing panties right now?
Not at the moment, I am wearing boxers at the moment

What are you the captain of?
I am an ex-army captain

What medical conditions do you have, if any? Any in the past?
I suffer from migraines

What prescription medications are you now taking, if any? In the past?
Zolmitriptan

When was the last time you voted? Who/what did you vote for and why?
I last voted in the Scottish Election, and I voted for Labour as I always have done

When was the last time you cried and why were you crying?
2 Months ago, my mum was diagnosed with cancer

Have you ever kissed a guy? A girl?
Both

When was the last time you blushed and why were you blushing?
3 days, someone said I was hot

When was your last crush? What happened? Did you ask her/him out?
I haven’t crushed in a while

What is the greatest failure you have experienced in your life so far?
I failed to hold onto the one person I truly love

When was the last time you prayed to God, if any, and what did you ask for?
I am Pagan

Would you enjoy being dominated by a cruel and punishing mistress?
Can’t say that I have

If I asked you out on a date, what would you say?
That would depend on the manner of you asking

How long is your penis? Do you wish it was longer/striaghter/wider?
About 7 inches, nothing I would change about it

Have you ever been drunk? When was the last time? What happened?
Yes I have been drunk, last weekend. I went out with some friends and drank

Have you ever done something you regretted while intoxicated?
I punched a bartender

Have you ever broken the law? Ever been caught?
Yes, no

If you answered yes to the above, then why is illegal one of your limits?
The law is the law, I don’t intentionally break it

Did you enjoy these questions?
Yes, I loved them, give me more

[Id.]

Aside from immediate family, who has been the most influential person in your life and how did they influence you?

What was the last book you read?

What foreign countires have you visited?

What did you do the last time you had trouble sleeping?

If Jack helped you off a horse, would you help Jack off a horse?

Who is your favorite philosopher and why?

What is your favorite non-alcoholic beverage?

What was your favorite class in school?

When was the last time you were mad at someone and why were you angry?

Do you live in a free country?

What color(s) are the towels in your bathroom?

Do you like cats? Do you have any cats?

When was the last time you were spanked? Why were you spanked?

Did you send any money to help the earthquake/tsunami victims in Japan?

Do you own a car? If yes, what kind?

Do you speak any foreign languages? Which ones and how well?

Have you ever had another man's penis in your mouth?

Did you enjoy these questions?

[CaptainMahoney]

What was the last book you read?
Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows

What foreign countires have you visited?
Spain, France, Italy, Switzerland, Australia, New Zealand

What did you do the last time you had trouble sleeping?
I went out and got as much sex as possible

If Jack helped you off a horse, would you help Jack off a horse?
It took me a few moments to get that one, and the answer is I think not

Who is your favorite philosopher and why?
I have never been a fan philosophy, it doesn’t really appeal to me

What is your favorite non-alcoholic beverage?
Lemon and Lime flavoured water

What was your favorite class in school?
Physics

When was the last time you were mad at someone and why were you angry?
Last time I was really angry was last month, a colleague tried to pass off my work as theirs

Do you live in a free country?
If you mean free where I can see and marry who I want, then yes I live in a free country

What color(s) are the towels in your bathroom?
My towels are pale blue

Do you like cats? Do you have any cats?
I am ok with cats and no I don’t have one

When was the last time you were spanked? Why were you spanked?
Last time I had sex I got spanked, apparently I was moving around too much. I’m bad

Did you send any money to help the earthquake/tsunami victims in Japan?
Yes I did

Do you own a car? If yes, what kind?
Yes, it’s a BMW 135i M Sport

Do you speak any foreign languages? Which ones and how well?
I am a native Gaelic speaker

Have you ever had another man's penis in your mouth?
More times than I can remember

Did you enjoy these questions?
Loved them, if you got more I’m happy to answer

[CaptainMahoney]

If anyone has some other questions, feel free to add them or PM me if you would prefer it that way

[CaptainMahoney]

come on folks gimmie some more to work with

[CaptainMahoney]

bump it up to the top

[Id.]

Do you think life exists on other planets? If yes, do you think any aliens have ever visited Earth?

Is sex in Scotland different from sex elsewhere? If yes, how?

Is that you in your avatar pic? If yes, what made you decide to take a photo at that time?

If you were going to buy a lottery ticket, how would you pick the numbers?

What do you think would happen if you asked a psychic to help you pick your numbers?

What achievement in your life are you most proud of?

What kind of weather do you like best?

What was the last movie you saw? Did you like it?

Do you think the world will end in 2012? If yes, what do you think will cause it to end? If no, when do you think it will end and how?

If you had a time machine, what would you take with you when you time travel?

What do you want your life to be like 10 years from now?

What were you looking for when you first discovered getDare?

How many pairs of shoes do you have?

What was your favorite question so far?

[CaptainMahoney]

Do you think life exists on other planets? If yes, do you think any aliens have ever visited Earth?
I think that if we can exist here then it is likely that life exists elsewhere. No I do not think they have visited Earth.

Is sex in Scotland different from sex elsewhere? If yes, how?
Not in my experience

Is that you in your avatar pic? If yes, what made you decide to take a photo at that time?
It is. It was my ex who took the picture, no idea why it was taken.

If you were going to buy a lottery ticket, how would you pick the numbers?
I use the same numbers all the time, they were randomly chosen when I was at high school by a program I wrote.

What do you think would happen if you asked a psychic to help you pick your numbers?
That they would lie to me and give me crap numbers

What achievement in your life are you most proud of?
Eating an entire doughnut without licking my lips

What kind of weather do you like best?
I actually like very heavy rain, I like to stand in it in my underwear

What was the last movie you saw? Did you like it?
Thor, my pants could barely take the strain

Do you think the world will end in 2012? If yes, what do you think will cause it to end? If no, when do you think it will end and how?
No I don’t think it will end in 2012. I do however think that in the near future the human race will eventually put too much strain on the planet and destroy the eco system.

If you had a time machine, what would you take with you when you time travel?
I would take a companion, like The Doctor

What do you want your life to be like 10 years from now?
I would like to have a job I don’t detest and a caring other half

What were you looking for when you first discovered getDare?
Somewhere for me to let things go and put some kinks to good use.

How many pairs of shoes do you have?
Too many, a lovely pair of pink converse ^^


What was your favorite question so far?
The one about life on other planets

[CaptainMahoney]

thanks for the questions, if anyone has any more, keep em comin

[skyler_luvs_ya]

do you own a boat?

have you ever been on a boat? if yes then you should listen to the lonely island's song "i'm on a boat" it's pretty funny lmao

have you ever been "naughty" on a boat? if so then with who and what did you do?

[CaptainMahoney]

do you own a boat? I do not own a boat, i wouldn't mind owning one though

have you ever been on a boat? if yes then you should listen to the lonely island's song "i'm on a boat" it's pretty funny lmao. I have been on a boat, i will try out the song

have you ever been "naughty" on a boat? if so then with who and what did you do? unfortunately i have never been naughty on a boat, shame really

[skyler_luvs_ya]

yeah it kind of is but you can fix it lol

do you own a boat? I do not own a boat, i wouldn't mind owning one though

have you ever been on a boat? if yes then you should listen to the lonely island's song "i'm on a boat" it's pretty funny lmao. I have been on a boat, i will try out the song

have you ever been "naughty" on a boat? if so then with who and what did you do? unfortunately i have never been naughty on a boat, shame really

[CaptainMahoney]

i certainly can fix that, just need someone and a boat ^^

Keep em comin' folks

[CaptainMahoney]

i certainly can fix that, just need someone and a boat ^^

Keep em comin' folks

anyone got anymore?