Ultimate car dare (mailnly for females)

[Dice7]

This dare is mainly for females or guys who don't mind their car stinking of their ass!

Basically I just watched...on a well known porn site that is similar to YOU tube but for PORN (:p) a girl use her car as a dildo! She used the gear stick as a dildo and fucked herself with the big knob!

Girls or guys my dare to you is this:

Take your car to a secluded place or your garage if you have one. Turn off the engine and make sure you and the car are safe . Ie no one watching and the car is on flat ground in case you knock it out of gear then..

Easy: Give head to your gear stick/handbrake/indicator stick..or anything else dick like

Medium: Fuck your gear stick or parking brake till you cum use a condom if you like

Hard: Fuck your ass with one of the above

Let me know how it goes and if you want to see an example of what Im talking about pm me.

Have fun!

[Davros]

I've seen this video! Great dares here :)

[AverageDaniel]

And for guys, you could hump the exhast tank, if it's wide enough that is. That'd be pretty embarrassing to be caught doing. Make sure to wash up afterwards!

[Isabell]

Please make sure that the car has not been running for at least 45 min. A burnt anus sucks!:eek:

Isabell

[Dice7]

I wouldn't suggest doing the exhaust at all, its probably rusty, sharp, dirty and god knows what.

[AverageDaniel]

Eh, your probably right. And, while we're advocating safety, I'd like to emphasize making sure the car is turned off, especially if you're in a closed space; you wouldn't want to die with a gearshift up your ass. That would be a weird obituary...

[alexrules01]

Please make sure that the car has not been running for at least 45 min. A burnt anus sucks!:eek:

Isabell

sounds like you have had a burnt anus before?? :)hehe

[Isabell]

No I have not been that stupid, yet. However I have several friends in the medical field. Trust me folks they do tell stories about the things that brought you to the hospital. That mixed with an active imagination can do wonders at time.

For the exhaust pipe I also suggest doing a quick look over for sharp points as well as a condom. Do you really want road grim in your butt? If there are sharp points don't do it unless you take the time to use a file to remove them. If the condom melts when you put on it's too hot still. Please, please make sure the e-brake is engaged before you start.

[glue]

this seems very good

but imagine if some one borrows your car and using the gear stick yuk

on the other hand though if someone stole it they might run away

[Swisstony]

this seems very good

but imagine if some one borrows your car and using the gear stick yuk

on the other hand though if someone stole it they might run away

:D a new low-tech security device.... shit in your car :D

[Dice7]

I had a lot of pm's about this dare with people sounding like they were going to try it....but did anyone actually do it??

[DareSgt]

That porno was the sickest one I've seen yet.

[slave1987]

For the extra daring/extra perverted, find a car that's for sale in the local area, go down and ask to take it for a test drive, leave your car with them for security. Drive to a secluded place and do this in their car.

[youngscotsman]

try it with a friends cars :eek::):D

[Dice7]

I think you have to be pretty stupid to get it stuck in you.

Make sure its the right shape to slide in.
Make sure you lube (if your doing anal)
Make sure its positioned so that you can use your legs to get yourself on and off of it.

I'd have thought anyone would think to check these things first..

[Gopher]

I actually did this on my own accord (no, not the Honda, no pun intended) a while back. I managed to get the gear shift knob on my car in my ass using lube without too much trouble. And yeah, for anyone who is worried about like ruining their car or something, just use a condom over the knob. Thats what I did and it kept the mess to a minimum. Great dare though Dice7.

[Dice7]

Wow where did you do this? How was it?

[Runnin_Champ13]

A girl I knew fucked herself with a gear shift while like 5 guys watched. It got her off pretty quickly.