Santa

[Dice7]

Well this is aimed at girls mainly...Ever had a crush or dirty dream/fantasy about Santa?? lol

If Santa was real and put a move on you...would you be naughty or nice??:p

[Davros]

Well this is aimed at girls mainly...Ever had a crush or dirty dream/fantasy about Santa?? lol

If Santa was real and put a move on you...would you be naughty or nice??:p

Now I'm not a girl, but I had to leave a comment on this... if I was a girl and I had fantasies about a fat guy with a beard who slid down chimneys eating mince pies, I'd be rather scared... lol :)

[Dice7]

Lolol I was inspired by an episode of Freinds where Chandler dresses up as Santa and Monica gets turned on. Thought it was hilariously kinky and there must be someone out there with a Santa fetish!!

[SubMissChievous]

Lol First thing: To answer the question, no I don't...

That question made me laugh because I've known a guy (:eek:) who had a Bonhomme Carnaval fetish... No joking... Now most of you probably don't know who Bonhomme Carnaval is (and I don't blame you!) so here's a pic:

http://www.hickerphoto.com/bonhomme-carnaval-6136-pictures.htm

Enjoy! :D

[Merlin]

No matter what, you will always find someone who has a fetish for it...

[Dice7]

Exactly!

I want to find our Santa whore!

[lucky]

meaning the fat guy... you can find a nasty Santa strip fantasy :) here:

http://www.rga.com/holiday07/

(and also send a cool tattoo postcard, just type your text)

[Merlin]

meaning the fat guy... you can find a nasty Santa strip fantasy :) here:

http://www.rga.com/holiday07/

(and also send a cool tattoo postcard, just type your text):D:D funny (i need more letters)

[Manbearpig]

yea there is that bob rivers song, santa claus is fooling around.

[brownie]

Here is a funny story:
Today my World History teacher told the class of a story. This girl groped santa and santa got her arested.

[lucky]

Here is a funny story:
Today my World History teacher told the class of a story. This girl groped santa and santa got her arested.

... placed some cuffs on her and put her inside his bag. So if you would find a girl around tomorrow or next day think that she is your present from Santa and be a good boy to take care of your present to be rewarded next year too.

Send it to everyone in your msg list and ... damn I'm drunk again

[Davros]

Here is a funny story:
Today my World History teacher told the class of a story. This girl groped santa and santa got her arested.

Oh that's amazing. Get it in the Story section. I'd give that 5 stars!

:(

[Dareholic]

I like to play both sides. I would be Naughty and Nice, depending on what santa really wanted this year for christmas.

[Dice7]

Seasonal bump for sexy santa time

[AtticsToEden]

No Santa-fetish, but I can do Santa-phobia.
Me and my friends were talking about Santa the other day, and one guy said he used to be afraid of Santa because he found it really creepy that some fat, beardy, middle-aged guy would 'come down his chimney,' so to speak. His mum had to tell him Santa wasn't real so that he could sleep on Christmas Eve.

[Lurchst3r]

this reminds me of a certain scene from Bad Santa :D

[Pammie]

Sorry, no Santa-fantasy here...

But for those who DO have sex-fantasies about him:

http://jerzygirl45.files.wordpress.com/2010/12/naughty-santa-15.jpg