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Kitten13
12-31-2010, 09:25 AM
Ok well this is a person above style game, where the person above you says a word and you have to say the first dirty thing that pops into your head. It's pretty simple but should be funny.

my word is yogurt (lol thats a easy one)

dedicateddaredevil
12-31-2010, 09:52 AM
actually i got 2 parallel thoughts.........

1. need to make this kitten into an awesome and sexy pussy......
;)

2. wish i could cuddle this sweet little kitten, only 13.....
awww........
:)

moxie
01-03-2011, 02:30 AM
There was no new word - so I will do a new word. My word is wood.

Dawotch
01-03-2011, 03:00 AM
Morning wood is cumbersome when trying to go pee

need to get mine stroked, and probably start walking around closer to the windows with it showing.


My word is Night

kinkyguy69
01-03-2011, 04:43 AM
night wank ;)

bed

moxie
01-03-2011, 03:05 PM
Bedding a girl

milk

kinkyguy69
01-04-2011, 03:40 AM
milking guys

fridge

GetdareTEO
01-04-2011, 04:10 AM
Some nasty crime story, with some kind of psycho, who hides bodies in his fridge... :badteeth:

night

moxie
01-05-2011, 10:17 PM
women of the night

cottage cheese

87dareboy
01-07-2011, 01:11 PM
Eating cottage cheese with cum mixed in.

moist

cobia90000
01-07-2011, 01:29 PM
moist panties after i have cum in them

crossdressers

Anjelen
01-07-2011, 02:03 PM
ANYONE looks good on my St. Andrews' Cross.

Belt

Dawotch
01-07-2011, 02:51 PM
Belts make great gags, or are good when you don't have a paddle or crop...but then again you can also use them as a chastity device if they have a buckle...military tactical belts are the best for all of that.

New word is

Saucer

Autumn
01-07-2011, 02:51 PM
used to bind hands behind back while being taken from behind *winks*

my word: ice-cream

Dawotch
01-07-2011, 02:54 PM
Great on pussies and dicks...but better left soft serve, because if it's too cold you get all numb...but that can be good too ;-)

Shoe

Autumn
01-07-2011, 03:09 PM
Use the shoe to drink from to celebrate....

new word: Thirsty

cobia90000
01-07-2011, 03:11 PM
would love to be drinking come sweet pussy juices


New word: Doggy

Autumn
01-07-2011, 03:15 PM
favourite position. *blushes*

new word: handy

silverwall
01-07-2011, 03:16 PM
fingering....................

Dawotch
01-07-2011, 03:19 PM
Someone who loves to smack asses open handed

Cling wrap

87dareboy
01-07-2011, 03:21 PM
Cling-wrapped to a table spread eagle to be teased and played with.

Spoon

Autumn
01-07-2011, 03:23 PM
spoon, fun to use cold on your clit ;)

new word: cucumber

Dawotch
01-07-2011, 03:26 PM
Great if you don't have any real toys, and taste good after

Cap

alienguy10
01-11-2011, 12:53 AM
chastity belt =/ caps ur amount of wanking? lol idk

Bush

Autumn
01-11-2011, 12:57 AM
bush -----------> waxed

stats2001
01-12-2011, 03:20 AM
bush -----------> waxed

Waxed = Smooth and sexy

new word : mask

MissDubois
01-12-2011, 03:45 AM
She lovingly bestowed a mask of her warm golden elixer all over his face.

My new word is: chatter

87dareboy
01-13-2011, 06:36 PM
The chatter between the two slaves was keeping their master up, so they were gagged for the night so master could sleep.

new word: treat

PhilMuhcracken
01-13-2011, 08:06 PM
her wet twat was a treat for his salivating mouth.

word: beads

zabuza
01-13-2011, 08:11 PM
Anal beads


New word tent

BeautifullyBroken
01-13-2011, 09:28 PM
Word: Tent
Fun to have sex in, in the middle of the woods. But sex outside of the tent is also fun. ;)

Also, when Master sees me naked, a tent forms with His pants.

New word: Lollipop

Lyn
01-13-2011, 09:42 PM
Lollipops are great if you put a condom around them and insert them :o

Word: vibrate

sirpsychosexy
01-13-2011, 09:44 PM
Vibrate - put that bullet in my ass please...

New word: sniff.

87dareboy
01-15-2011, 11:21 AM
I love to sniff dirty panties!

new word: spread

solthree
02-09-2011, 12:45 AM
spread some cheese on my burger (mmm, tasty)

kaput

Swan
02-09-2011, 11:51 PM
A small dick?!
(Sorry :S)

New word is: Ice. :)

maddy09
02-12-2011, 05:44 PM
Putting ice in your pussy is very very cold.


Water

RockNroll1_1
02-12-2011, 06:40 PM
Putting ice in your pussy is very very cold.


Water

taking a bath with very warm water

next word is, nipples

87dareboy
02-22-2011, 08:39 PM
The sub girl screams loudly when you pull on the chain for her nipple clamps.

New word: bust

wedgiemeplease
02-22-2011, 08:53 PM
The sub girl screams loudly when you pull on the chain for her nipple clamps.

New word: bust

condom burst

pussy

Dareme_B
02-22-2011, 10:15 PM
condom burst

pussy

I love to like wet, bald pussy!!!

Word: TIGHT :)

Nakiato
02-22-2011, 10:36 PM
I love to like wet, bald pussy!!!

Word: TIGHT :)
Vagina, of course.

Cow.

moxie
02-23-2011, 09:33 AM
Milk

pill .

j2o_orange2
02-27-2011, 01:13 AM
The morning after........

1.5L bottle

Dark witch
02-27-2011, 01:31 AM
A 1.5L Bottle of Pop.... :p

My Word is Dog

j2o_orange2
02-27-2011, 02:00 AM
Whore......

Screwdriver

riges5
02-27-2011, 04:38 AM
Whore......

Screwdriver

Drinking screwdrivers until drunk, then fucking.

Interstate.

rachyh
02-27-2011, 05:03 AM
interstate ---> inserting something in my pussy
(the two words kinda sound the same)

train

Sharp Nacelle
02-27-2011, 05:05 AM
Slaves should be trained to obey their master.

Word: numeral.

riges5
02-27-2011, 06:55 AM
I don't know the numeral of how many girls I've slept with.

Reverse.

Sharp Nacelle
03-02-2011, 01:22 PM
Reserve cowgirl - fun!

Word: mill.

wrist2ankle
03-02-2011, 03:00 PM
Extreme CBT... ouch.

Word: Trunk

Kisune Karnon
03-02-2011, 03:23 PM
Locking a slave in a trunk.

Word: Word

ttreasure
03-06-2011, 04:54 PM
Being humiliated with a lot of words

Next one: Cheerleader (easy one I guess :D)

Wet
03-06-2011, 04:56 PM
The two cheerleaders were Lesbians.

Puppy

josh03
03-06-2011, 05:06 PM
Being treated like a puppy.

Shoe

Wet
03-06-2011, 05:07 PM
the Shoe stepped on his balls.

Toothpaste

ttreasure
03-06-2011, 05:31 PM
Toothpaste... is what some people put on their genitals as punishment ;)

Stockings

Wet
03-06-2011, 05:40 PM
Sexy stockings on the lovely girl.

Hairbrush

Youngslut
03-06-2011, 05:42 PM
Im gonna fuck a hairbrush now

Chocolate

Wet
03-06-2011, 05:44 PM
Chocolate was slowly poured over the wanting girl.

Stick

johnnyisawesome
03-06-2011, 05:46 PM
Stick this up your a**

Puppies

Wet
03-06-2011, 05:47 PM
Look at all my sexy puppies. (Petplay :D)

Crying

Woof
03-06-2011, 06:25 PM
A girl tied up with a vibrator attatched to her clit, a dildo in her pussy and ass each, squirming, panting from the past orgasms, crying from the hypersensitivity of her clit, wishing her master would come back... Mmmm ;)

My word is PILLOW

lordbob
03-06-2011, 06:28 PM
humping a pillow my word is underwear.

bobby boy
03-06-2011, 06:46 PM
Piss in your UNDERWARE


Door

AlmightyElemental
03-06-2011, 06:53 PM
She looked so SEXY tied to the doorframe naked like that...

Purple

Wet
03-06-2011, 08:35 PM
Her purple lingerie were so sweet during her striptease

Closet

AlmightyElemental
03-06-2011, 08:37 PM
I've had a beauitful willing girl tied up naked in my CLOSET for about 15 minutes now. Going to take her out soon for play time.

HAT

Wet
03-06-2011, 08:38 PM
The brim of the hat covered her eyes, unknowing what was to come next.

Camera

Udovas
03-06-2011, 11:55 PM
Only camera noticed the change in her pussy.

Woof
03-07-2011, 12:45 AM
Since you didn't give a word, I guess I'll do camera, and give a word.

"She arched her back, moaning in desire as she flicked her clit with her fingers, her other hand pumping a thin recorder into her dripping snatch. She closed her eyes, but in her mind, she pictured her Master, stroking himself on the other end of the web cam, taking pleasure from her heated actions."

The word will be water.

wowo2
03-07-2011, 10:00 AM
water -> making an enema

my word : toilet

Matt Uk
03-07-2011, 10:20 AM
It was so sexy watching her use him as a toilet like that...

My word is.. Legs :)

zac
03-07-2011, 11:51 AM
'I slowly ran my hand up her smooth sexy legs....higher and higher till i reached the hem of her skirt...' must I go any further ? ;D

Word: fridge

moxie
03-07-2011, 11:57 AM
She pulled the whipped cream out of the fridge.

red

Autumn
03-08-2011, 06:32 PM
RED - bindings, to be tied up and enjoyed!

Lavender

Sharp Nacelle
03-08-2011, 06:36 PM
We were in a lavender field on the sunny, summer's day, when I smashed her back doors in.

Word: chemotherapy.

Wet
03-08-2011, 06:44 PM
chemotherapy - What the hell is that? Sorry :p

Controller

Matt Uk
03-08-2011, 06:55 PM
She sat there slowly pleasuring herself with the controller...

Word: Xbox

hehe :p

Wet
03-08-2011, 07:10 PM
She had the mic on while she was masturbating to the sexy man on her game xD

Juice

danrob88
03-08-2011, 07:31 PM
For some reason I just though of a really turned on girl lying naked on my bed touching herself leaving a quite large wet patch under her on my sheets lol

Hmmmm.....? I think I just turned myself on hehe :)

My word is Mastication

Wet
03-08-2011, 07:35 PM
She was chewing on her finger as she was looking through the dare she had to do on Getdare

Floating

danrob88
03-08-2011, 07:38 PM
She was so wet her toys started to float away.

Man this really is turning me on haha :)

New word: Temporal

Wet
03-08-2011, 07:45 PM
She was fucked for only a Temporal time, the stopped motion before she was about to lose control, left her wanting more.

ahaha good ^^

Shattered

danrob88
03-08-2011, 07:50 PM
Very well written /\/\/\
Wanting more but being denied by her master left her shattered

Word: Puckish

Wet
03-08-2011, 07:57 PM
Peckish? or puckish?

danrob88
03-08-2011, 08:01 PM
Peckish? or puckish?

Puckish. It means Whimsical, mischievous or impish

You know we're playing two of these games at once lol

Wet
03-08-2011, 08:04 PM
The Puckish male planned out his rape plans. O.O

Yes, yes we are xD

danrob88
03-08-2011, 08:11 PM
Yes, yes, yes she screamed as he had his way with her while she was tied face down on her bed.

Just thought I'd go with "yes" lol

Word: Chortle

Wet
03-08-2011, 08:16 PM
A few of the guys 'chortled' as the girl was dared to give them a striptease, exposing her undersized tits (A's :))

And sorry about that, forgot to get a word >.<

Abandoned

danrob88
03-08-2011, 08:24 PM
Being abandoned as a child she had no idea of how she was to live her life, thus she became submissive and did as others told.

Word:Torrid

Wet
03-08-2011, 08:27 PM
The two girls kissed in a way so Torrid (there are multiple definitions) that the male watching swore he almost came in his pants.

(stop picking words i'm not 100% of the meaning xD)

Humble

danrob88
03-09-2011, 01:44 AM
Haha sorry dude. I used to teach English as a second language so I can be a bit wordy lol

Humble as she was, he could not bring himself to reward her or even thank her for pleasing him so well.

Word:Ecstasy

Matt Uk
03-09-2011, 06:18 AM
The he was licking her, had in complete ecstacy :p

Word: Kingdom

hehe :)

Sharp Nacelle
03-09-2011, 06:23 AM
Was Queen was in service to her King dom.

Word: cathode.

Matt Uk
03-09-2011, 06:30 AM
Was Queen was in service to her King dom.

Word: cathode.

Ahhh nice word play there ;)

When her Cathode met his Anode the sparks were literally flying :p

Word: Calculator

Wet
03-09-2011, 01:07 PM
She looked around desperately for something to fuck, she was in such a mood, she passed her dildo, and located her skinny calculator, sliding into her wet pussy.

Soccer

moxie
03-09-2011, 04:44 PM
She was so loose she could insert a soccer ball.

Television

Wet
03-09-2011, 04:55 PM
She had cameras set up around her house, he sat on the couch, trying to resist the temptation to touch her burning mound, while she was watching herself have a shower.

Apple

moxie
03-09-2011, 05:52 PM
She watched porn on her apple computer.

Plastic

Wet
03-09-2011, 07:08 PM
She wanted to touch her dripping pussy, but was unable to move her arms due to the plastic wrap around her arms, together with her body, was restricting her to an extent she never knew possible.

Envy

Matt Uk
03-10-2011, 04:07 AM
As she watcher her two bestfriends having naughty fun on the sofa, she couldn't help but get wet and envious that she could not join in.

Word: Ketchup (Tomato Sauce)

AlmightyElemental
03-10-2011, 04:29 AM
The girl blushed as she stood in her front yard, stripped and has Ketchup and Mustard squirted on her while she masturbated. She'd get them back next turn...

Pokemon. (Have fun with that :P)

Matt Uk
03-10-2011, 05:35 AM
The girl lay there masturbating with her Pikachu teddy that she got at the POKEMON convention.

I did thanks ;)

Word: Yu-Gi-Oh

AlmightyElemental
03-10-2011, 05:37 AM
When they were done playing around, her hair was so messy she looked like she belonged in YU-GI-OH and he in DBZ. :)

Power Rangers

Matt Uk
03-10-2011, 05:41 AM
She lay there tied up on the bed, dripping wet and exhausted from pleasure while she was tag-teamed by the Power Rangers.

Word: Pluto :)

Sharp Nacelle
03-10-2011, 05:43 AM
Due to the downgrading of Pluto from its planet status, he had to launch a mission to your anus instead.

Word: compile.

AlmightyElemental
03-10-2011, 05:46 AM
Absolutely hilarious. xD

I have COMPILED a list of everything that makes the girl standing naked in front of me a bad girl. It's quite long.

Let's go with.........TOASTER

danrob88
03-10-2011, 05:52 AM
She squatted naked over the toaster just so she could feel the warmth rising up inside her. She could hear the sizzle of her juices as they dripped onto the elements

Word: confute

ttreasure
03-12-2011, 07:55 AM
She confuted her boyfriend's thought that anal couldn't hurt by taking him with a strap-on. :p

Next one: Shower

Headphones
03-12-2011, 08:08 AM
This is an easy one.

She stepped into the glass shower cubicle, unaware of his wary eyes on her. She soaped up, rubbing the lather generously over her firm young body, her every move causing his erection to twitch some more, as he stroked it slowly. Not wanting to wait a second more, he strode through the bathroom entrance, pulling open the cubicle door, pushing her against the wall, her breasts pressed against the smooth tile, whispering softly in her ear, "Lets have fun in the shower, you little slut."

Next word: Towel

ttreasure
03-12-2011, 08:16 AM
It was only a towel that covered her body while she chased the guy who had stolen her clothes while she was in the gym-shower.

Next one: Trashbag

Sharp Nacelle
03-12-2011, 08:54 AM
He decided that the trashbag was perfect to use. He slipped it over her head and tied it around her throat. He knew that this would drive her wild, the gasping for air, the danger, the lack of control. He resumed fucking her and she started to orgasm almost immediately in response to his cock ramming inside her.

Her heart was pounding and she thought her lungs would burst as she came over and over again. She knew that asphyxiation was going to be her new, and best kink.

Word: speculum

Headphones
03-12-2011, 09:03 AM
He walked up to the sexy blonde girl tied up on the bed, legs spread wide, smirking. From the bag at the foot of the bed he took out a speculum, and in one stroke shoved it into her dripping pussy. She moaned from behind the gag, arching her back off the bed. Walking up to her head, he removed the gag, replacing it with his erect cock swiftly, before settling himself over her, lapping at her clit, enjoying how her pink walls gripped the glass instrument tightly.

The next word is guitar.

Sharp Nacelle
03-12-2011, 09:26 AM
'So you like G-strings on your arse do you?' He grabbed his guitar and some scissors. Snipping the string on the guitar, he wrapped it round his hand a couple of times and starting whipping her with it.

She could feel every stroke on her, and knew it would be leaving marks, reminding her every time she sat down that G-strings were not his favourite underwear.

Word: Cauliflower

Headphones
03-12-2011, 09:38 AM
He sat down at the dining table, glaring at the plate in front of him. He looked up, glowering at the girl sitting on the other end of the table.

"How many times must I tell you that I detest cauliflowers, bitch? Come here, right now!"

The slim brunette stood up swiftly, getting onto her knees before him, head bowed.

"Stand up you whore, grip the table and bend over!" He hollared at her, scraping the hated vegetables to one side.

She did exactly as she was told, her breasts hanging down, ass in the air.

Swiftly, he held her ass open, before stuffing the cold vegetables into her puckered opening, making her moan softly and thrust her ass back against him. Smacking her hard on the ass as the last of the veges disappeared into her tight hole, he bend down, nipping her ear, hissing, "I hope you'll wouldn't forget that again, you worthless little cunt."

The next word is keychain.

Sharp Nacelle
03-12-2011, 09:52 AM
Stopping at the door, he gave her leash a yank and it pulled hard on her collar. That was all the signal she needed to come closer to him. She approached from behind, close enough to almost touch him.

'Key,' he simply said.

She swallowed hard, and reached up under her latex skirt. She slid her hand up her thigh and into her moist cunt. Slipping it in, she found the large orb and tried to manoeuvre herself so that she could remove it. Unscrewing both halves, she opened the orb and removed the key to hand to her master.

'Good keychain,' he said.

Word: Speckled.

Headphones
03-12-2011, 10:04 AM
He groaned, shuddering as he pulled out of her, watching as she span around immediately to face him, his cock twitching in front of her face. Her hand rose to pump his hard member slowly, her freckled face scrunched up in concentration, her eyes squinted behind her huge black-framed glasses.

"Oh god yes, take it all baby girl!" His hips thrust forward as cum erupted from his slit, shooting all over her face, speckling her forehead and glasses with their whiteness. She looked up at smiled, before reaching up, scooping up some of his seed with her finger, bringing it to her lips.

"Daddy tastes so yummy!"

The next word is rose.

babbies123
03-12-2011, 05:07 PM
heh. i once knew a girl. i put my bee so far up her rose all her petals fell off!

penguin

ttreasure
03-13-2011, 03:21 PM
Reminds me of the slutty penguin on how i met your mother :p

Boot :p

irish
03-18-2011, 07:23 PM
i thought of foot jobs
new word horse

snoogins9110
03-25-2011, 07:09 PM
video of the girl getting fuck by a horse ewww....

my word is wind

moxie
03-28-2011, 12:43 AM
wind in your pants because your fly is unzipped

shovel

heishere
04-12-2011, 10:28 PM
Girl, I would ride that shovel!

Crochet

johnnyisawesome
04-16-2011, 10:53 AM
Crotch kick (ouch!)

Free

AlmightyElemental
04-16-2011, 11:01 AM
She regretted pissing her master off...it's been three days since she'd been able to do anything of her own FREE will. She wanted her clothes back, she wanted to take these damn clips off, and she wanted out of the ropes!

Let's go with....
Anchovies

DarkAndEvil
04-21-2011, 03:12 PM
The girl wishes she wasn't tied with her head over the bucket of rotting anchovies.

television

MasterPain
04-22-2011, 09:29 AM
porn..... lol watching porn on the TV


Dungeons & Dragons

amazingmrboo
04-22-2011, 11:16 AM
someone sucking my cock
Word is cock

ottawaguy
04-22-2011, 07:25 PM
sucking cock and swallow a load of cum
the word is cum

MuffinMan70
04-22-2011, 07:35 PM
Cummings in your mouth
Word is stove

MasterPain
04-23-2011, 06:56 AM
having her bent over the stove...



dishwasher

moxie
04-29-2011, 07:52 PM
The sexy girl is loading the dishwasher naked.

word is sink

Wasn't_Me
04-29-2011, 08:01 PM
I would make a comment about just skipping the golf balls and sinking the whole club into my hole.
But that might make my master mad at me.
So I wont :)

New word...............hmmmm.
Red!

moxie
04-29-2011, 08:04 PM
Her pussy was red after having sex.

Blue

ttreasure
05-01-2011, 05:49 AM
Her lips became blue after her dom had strangled her for some time

-> Cross

Stardares
05-01-2011, 06:02 AM
He tied her to the cross and teased her relentlessly.

Collar

moxie
05-03-2011, 08:58 AM
The collar restrained her naked body to the bed.

Cream

AtticsToEden
05-03-2011, 12:28 PM
He licked the whipped cream from her body.

Strawberry.

moxie
05-07-2011, 11:03 AM
She enjoyed the blowjob with the strawberry flavored condom.

cotton

smokeyeager
05-24-2011, 09:07 AM
Cotton panties look best sliding down thighs into a crumpled pile on the floor.

chair.

bodacious
05-24-2011, 09:16 AM
She straddled him as he reclined in the chair.

Suck

smokeyeager
05-24-2011, 09:19 AM
Funny I was reclining in my chair watching How the states got their shapes when she came in and began to suck on my balls before licking my shaft.


Towel

moxie
05-25-2011, 03:28 PM
The towel was bloody after she masturbated on her period.

string

smokeyeager
05-25-2011, 03:30 PM
He wrapped the string around her in many intricate knots until she was completely immobilized.


light

Wet
06-10-2011, 10:50 PM
After a wild night of partying, he turned on the lights to see clothes strewn everywhere, not knowing what happened last night, with a horrible hangover, he got up slowly, and found he had 3 girls in his king sized bed.

High

moxie
12-20-2011, 10:19 AM
He was high as a kite.

Cotton

CrystalBluu
12-20-2011, 12:24 PM
Her Skin was as soft as cotton

Blue

moxie
12-20-2011, 07:44 PM
She was wearing a blue thong.

Red

Dareholic
07-25-2012, 11:51 AM
Red is the color of Blood after I draw some from you :eek:

Buunnies

wme
07-25-2012, 08:04 PM
Bunnies are great for cuddling with, but horrible for hats, even though their fur feels nice in my anus.

Dareholic
07-27-2012, 01:04 PM
Anus is nice for smacking with my had really hard.
Jay Bird

Woof
07-14-2014, 06:50 PM
Anus is nice for smacking with my had really hard.
Jay Bird

Overhead, the birds flew, waiting for the young lady chained to the post to stop struggling. A lone bird flew down as she tired out, pirching on her breast, before pecking at her wounded nipple, eliciting a shriek of pain from the distressed woman.

My word is tampon

rossesred
07-17-2014, 04:22 AM
A bunch of bloody tampons sucked by a vampire.

gay

DeBael
10-22-2014, 04:11 AM
Reminds me of my sister and my sleepovers... So much girl love<3

Flag

FoxFire
10-23-2014, 07:10 PM
meat curtains flapping like a flag !!

pancakes !

Princess.Ashley
10-25-2014, 12:37 PM
Pancakes are the best food for after sex.
Teddy Bears

FoxFire
10-26-2014, 05:23 PM
teddy bears-----grahm crackers


cars

JustMouse
10-28-2014, 05:20 PM
Cars = fucking in a thunder storm on the bonnet he he he:D

Carpet

eivins
10-28-2014, 06:04 PM
Carpet Munching. :P


Glitter

JustMouse
11-01-2014, 03:26 AM
Glitter

Twilight but forget the vampires give me the werewolves any day obviously after they have changed back to human (naked of course)

Tree

Raenef
11-01-2014, 04:11 AM
tree - bind someone to it

beer bottle

An_Jon
11-01-2014, 05:02 AM
Drunken inappropriateness.

Duck-beak.

Nawee
11-01-2014, 10:32 PM
Sadistic gag

Alarm clock

JustMouse
11-02-2014, 12:38 AM
Vibrates when it goes off :-0

Pillow

Jah Brother
11-02-2014, 03:28 AM
Too easy, pillow humping.

Deodorant

Mumbles91
11-02-2014, 11:27 AM
When you run out of air freshner and you need to cover the smell of sex.


Crayon

Jah Brother
11-02-2014, 12:08 PM
Bum art, the idea is to put a crayon in your ass and....

Antlers

An_Jon
11-03-2014, 12:19 PM
Hardcore butt-plug.

CD.

Jah Brother
11-03-2014, 12:45 PM
Ol' fashioned porn


Sunglasses

redhusky17
11-04-2014, 04:00 AM
A dom wearing leather jacket & sunglasses with a leash in his hands and a dominating facial expression

Computer

thenewslave
11-06-2014, 11:58 PM
This pretty princess says:

porn obviously

Transformers

Jah Brother
11-07-2014, 05:58 AM
Dubstep

(Dubstep is transformers having sex joke)

Guinea pig

rossesred
11-08-2014, 09:02 AM
Using pigs (humans obviously) to test extreme torture machinery.

Pencil

JustMouse
11-09-2014, 03:16 PM
now if its 1 pencil boring if its a bunch of pencils hole stretching,

phone cable

Jah Brother
11-09-2014, 03:17 PM
Choking

Chicken suit

FoxFire
11-26-2014, 08:36 PM
mild physcosis

latex

An_Jon
11-29-2014, 06:54 PM
A dress code to help me get you exactly where I want you.

Pokemon games.

drwarschauu
12-03-2014, 04:33 AM
Lickitung.

http://img1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130624045535/sonicpokemon/images/3/32/Lickitung_AG_anime.png

richied
12-03-2014, 04:37 AM
i don't have one ^ he wins... I'm dirtier than WOOF..