Worst Thing Said During Sex?

[yorkshirelad]

I was watching Extras a moment ago and I was wondering what is the worst thing that you've said or your partner has said during sex?

Can it beat this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHl-x66shP0

:D

[Marc]

"have you just p*ss*d on me?"

"err, yes."

[Anjelen]

"You're a much better lay than Mom, sis..."
"That's what dad says."

[donkeyboy]

Yes, yes, yes...

I still have my jeans on.

[umbrellas]

hah well it was my boyfriends first time not too long ago, with me, and he came so fast he was like "im sorry" i thought it was cute but i dont think you should be sorry for anything you do during consensual sex with your significant other!

[adam7178]

well that was interesting

[Dawotch]

"Happy Birthday Grandma"

"Pikachu I choose you"

"Wait, I think I lost a fake ball"

[umbrellas]

i don't think you people read the part where it says "things YOU or YOUR PARTNER have said" :P

[Anjelen]

Actually, me and at least one of my partners have had that exchange during sex.

If you can't joke around while you're having fun...

[fromo]

This wasn't me, but one of my friends did say: "What was your name again?"
Whilse they were pretty far in. XD

[womble]

The worse thing I ever said while having sex was "Come in".

When I was younger and was still living with my partrents, I was having sex in my bedroom with my then girlfriend, when there was a knock at the door and I automatically said "Come in" and in walks my sister-in-law (to be at the time). She sees whats going on, goes bright red and leaves so fast I didn't even get chance to ask her if she wanted to join in.

[Rachie]

Half way through having sex last year I told the person, I'm ready you can put it inside mecwhenever your ready (meant it as a joke at the time) however he didnt see it as this and became more forceful.

Love rachie
x x x x

[Dawotch]

i don't think you people read the part where it says "things YOU or YOUR PARTNER have said" :P

Sex with me in unpredictable, I have said all of those things. I'll be thinking and looking for new stuff to say.

[ofthenorth]

"have you just p*ss*d on me?"

"err, yes."

Even better "Did you just piss IN me?" haha

I think one of the best/worst insulting ones that could be said is "Is it in yet?" or "Are you even hard?"

However, I think screaming "BINGO" right at the moment of climax would totally offset the mood.

[Wolfe]

It's harder then that skul...

[b0ris]

Oh Kareeeen!!!

(The girl's name was actually Linda and she knew that Karen was a recent ex...)

[John Masters]

"I can't feel you, Andrew is so much bigger".

[Anjelen]

Sex with me in unpredictable, I have said all of those things. I'll be thinking and looking for new stuff to say.

Warning: this should only be executed when you are on top or at the least not in any position where you could be punched in the face.

Wait for an appropriate moment - such as, a second before your patner climaxes... And do this. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwHWbsvgQUE)

I take no responcibility for any injuries that you, or your partner, might incur from this.

[Wolfe]

I was warned that I could fall in...

[Mzenth]

"Yes! Yes! Fuck me bitch" It sort of came out in a really bad 'porn star' American accent.

[shadz-91]

Well this didn't happen to me but a while back I did make a dare to my mate. I seriously didn't think he would do it but I remember reading a joke and i said to him half-seriously to do it to his girlfriend (at the time). Basically they were in the doggy position and just before he is about to climax he leans close t her ear and whispers "you know this is your sisters favourite postion as well".

I'll give my mate credit he did it but he walked around for a fair while with two black eyes, a busted nose and a very noticeable limp

[Rudi_87]

I actually said ¡Ay, caramba! on climax when having sex with a Mexican, she found it funny though I found it cringe worthy!

[Kiley Love]

"Your dad is better than you."

"What smells like week-old salmon?"

[drvaleyard]

Oh... That is what sex is!

[DancingBear]

Any terrible noise of pain.

[dedicateddaredevil]

i was told by my "SEX GF" that she wish she had a dick and ram it into me to tell me how much it hurts her......
lol....

[jon_slave]

*blush*

I have actually said "are you in yet?"

That relationship did not last long.

[Wolf_78]

The Worst thing I ever heard during sex was "F^ck, F^ck,F^ck. Get it out" That was one night as we were going at it rather vigorously and I pulled out too far and plunged straight back in the wrong hole. Totally ruined the mood.

[Dareholic]

"Honey, I'm home." :eek:

[Arthur]

Worst thing I've heard:

"I have to tell you something, I'm actually 16 instead of 19"

[Azz123]

Hearing "Owww AAGGHH CRAAMP!" From either of us always tends to ruin it :L