what sayings piss you off

[zabuza]

as the title says what sayings piss you off or annoy you

one that annoys me is when someone loses something when they find it they say it was in the last place i looked

[littleraisin]

the one that says the glass is always half full ye but its always have empty too tough cop on to reality would ye.

[sweetsong]

When men call each other "pussies" >.<

[dragonator]

"an apple a day keeps the doctor away"... i'm allergic to apples so the guy who said this is a prick....

[moxie]

it is what it is

Really? Thanks for the profound statement.

[doggybaby]

Does "No Homo" count as a saying?

[kiera113]

I hate these scenarios/phrases:

"I'll be right back" or "brb" .....*3 Hours Later* "hey!"

"I hate you you _*explicative*__ lol jk!"

"no homo!"

[SlutPuppy]

'K'

'Because the bible says so.'

'Error: Page not found.'

'I could collar you if I wanted.' (yeah bitch, no -.-)

'The worst thing happening to American's is....' ( there's too many, you can't pick one)

'I'm no doubt better than you.'

annnnd

'It was in the last place I looked'

[stupidchloe13]

Saying "God bless you" when someone sneezes

[Aries_Laetus]

I hate it when a person older than you will be listening in on you and then say "When I was a Kid...." I really hate that.

[RandomRed]

When men call each other "pussies" >.<

Same here.. I can't stand this.

[deschut]

Dutch sayings wrongly translated into English...

"Short through the turn"...

"To fish behind the net"..

"Comparing apples to pears".

[Scott04069416]

The saying that probably pisses me off the most is "I could care less". It's supposed to go "I couldn't care less". If you could care less then you, by definition, care.

[Slenderman - Doctor]

The saying that probably pisses me off the most is "I could care less". It's supposed to go "I couldn't care less". If you could care less then you, by definition, care.

This! I see/hear it so often!

I also get annoyed when people say "Yo ma' nigga'!" just to sound cool. It's not cool and it's not clever.

[melonrabit]

when people say meh or use text talk in real life...

[Slenderman - Doctor]

"The customer is always right!"

No. Wrong.

[Honesteyes]

The saying that probably pisses me off the most is "I could care less". It's supposed to go "I couldn't care less". If you could care less then you, by definition, care.

Yes!! YESSS!!! Pisses me off SO much!


*Draws stars and exclamation marks around the post*

[muffinfairy]

The saying that probably pisses me off the most is "I could care less". It's supposed to go "I couldn't care less". If you could care less then you, by definition, care.

This! I see/hear it so often!

Yes!! YESSS!!! Pisses me off SO much!

Enjoy the DM rant (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om7O0MFkmpw)

[Rachie]

I will do it tomorrow.
Tomorrow arrives and - I will do it tomorrow

When will tomorrow ever be here

[SteeJan]

When I ask a non-yes/no question and they say yes.

Eg:
-Do you like apples or oranges?
-Yes

Just say both! You are not even being lazy! It is still only one syllable!

Speaking of lazy, excessive non-time-saving text speech. Like replacing "to" with 2. Most phones require you press alt/tab/shift to access it, just write it out.

[sweetsong]

"The customer is always right!"

No. Wrong.

My store manager always said, "You know how managers will say the customer is always right? I'm here to tell you that they are more often than not wrong. So if they give you a problem, just call me."

Haha. I liked him. =P

[ofthenorth]

The fascination of American youth with the phrase "Do work" it's retarded.
Youth 1: "Hey I gotta go write this paper, I'll be back in a bit"
Youth 2: "Do work"


Also this whole "om nom nom" thing when someone sees something that tastes good.
"I just had an amazing cheese cake om nom nom"


Pretty much any overt brutalization of the English language annoys me. Sure we all use various slang words and stuff like that but overt brutalizing in which you're deliberately warping words and dropping letters and stuff in efforts to sound "cool" and speed up your talk it's just childish and makes you sound uneducated.

I also get really pissed off at people that are overly politically correct, in whatever statement they're making. I know this doesn't really fit into specific statements that this thread is about but pretty much any kind of statement that is overly politically correct to the point that you know the speaker is consciously evaluating every single word to make sure it's proper, regardless of the statement specifically it pisses me off.

[AlmightyElemental]

There's quite a list:

I know exactly how you're feeling (impossible!)
First Runner-Up (Just sounds stupid)
I WUV you (typed is fine but people saying that in real life is HORRIBLE)
Song lyrics used as profound knowledge in conversation (like "Every Rose has its thorns" or "It's all the same, only the name'll change")
And finally, not a phrase but I HAAAATTTEEE the word Supper. It just bugs me...

[Dareholic]

When people say Word. That is so 90's!!!!!!!!

[flutterpie123]

YOLO even saying it myself pisses me off

[Azz123]

YOLO even saying it myself pisses me off

Ah I read through this whole thread not thinking anyone had put "YOLO" but you beat me to it!
So I second that. Although they're not sayings, anything that crawls its way out of Towie is always awful such as "Jel" or "reem".

[Lovwedg]

Your doing that wrong and they give you no explanation or how to do it right

[FestishErotic]

The saying that probably pisses me off the most is "I could care less". It's supposed to go "I couldn't care less". If you could care less then you, by definition, care.

Agreed!

Also:
"As of yet" -redundant, it's "as of now" or "yet"
"irregardless" - Not a real word!
"Have a blessed day" - just annoying to me
"Whatever!" - dissmisively only
"_____ is the new ______" - no, it's really not
"Pussy", "gay", "bitch" "cunt" or "dick" used as an insult

[mcjib]

YOLO makes me want to headbutt people. Also, things like 'That's the way to do it' from somone watching me do something. Yes, I know it is, that's why I'm doing it like that you tool.

[MyOhMy]

I hate when people say:

That's so gay!
or
That's Retarded!

in both situations, you are insulting people.