Dare Advent Calendar 2010

[Jacques]

Seasons greetings to all!

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As many of us in judeo-christian or stupidly-over commercialised areas are vaguely aware, tomorrow is December 1st- marking the start of the advent season leading up to Santa's birthday (right?)

For the members of getdare- this hallowed countdown marks the return of the dare advent calendar- 25 days of holiday themed dares! Dares will almost always be posted the evening before to allow ample time to complete.

So, wrap up warm, put on your least hated christmas number 1, and let's begin:

1st December

To kick off with a getdare advent calendar tradition, change your getdare avatar to a christmas themed pic, and keep it for the length of advent.

For those of a more artistic/ indecisive mind- try to use a different Christmas themed avatar for every day of advent… (Have fun Betty and others!)

Ho ho ho! Tis the season for dares!

[BettyBoop]

I can do this, and of course I change my christmas avatar daily during December. :)
In fact, I think I'll make my own avatars, this should give me something fun to do.

[memyselfandi]

On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me a partridge in a pear tree

[Slenderman - Doctor]

This needs a film-style tagline...


IT BEGINS :cool:

[memyselfandi]

oh I just realised its not the first of December until tomorrow haha...oh well, early start. :)

[Jacques]

oh I just realised its not the first of December until tomorrow haha...oh well, early start. :)

Ha ha- yup- but with everyone being in different time zones, posting on same day would give some people less time, or if they have school/college they wouldn't see it until evening and with some dares not be able to do them.

Plus- you know what they say- it comes earlier every year! ;)

[juggernaut_lloyd]

mine had to be this one :D , only when this comes on the tv , is it christmas time in the UK xD

[memyselfandi]

mine had to be this one :D , only when this comes on the tv , is it christmas time in the UK xD

soo true! I got so excited when it first came on this year...<3 it!

[alex_carter]

I changed my avatar a little early, but I figured that was ok since I don't usually get on here everyday. I figure I might try to change it once or twice a week.

[Liger]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh I remember this dare from last year!

:D

[lilwetslave]

Im Deffinetly down for this
Ill have to make myself a bunch of avatars to change it everyday!

[cobia90000]

one down 24 more to go

[trust-no-1]

As i Post, its 3 minutes till the second :D
Another dare :)

[Slut4U]

I'm so doing these, can't wait for the second.
I also changed my profile pic :)

[footballdare]

I'm in. Still 3 hours 42 minutes to the second though:/

[thisisaveryniceuser]

Bring on the Christmas fun!

[free_slave]

do these dares now :) not done any for awhile

[Jacques]

2nd December

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Secret Dare Santa

For those of you who don’t work/ have friends- secret santa involves a group of people putting their names in a hat, then picking out someone else’s name and buying them a small value gift- they are then distributed and no one knows who bought them their present.

So- in this spirit: come up with (or if very lazy or out of ideas copy from another thread) a dare for someone else to do- then PM me with the dare. You all have a week to send them in, and after this I will randomly pick who does each dare, and post them all in this thread so you can see who has to do your dare, and what dare someone else has created for you to do.

Limits:
-No asking for pictures. Fullstop.
-Dares can be wild/ odd, but will only be given to people when the dare fits in with their limits, if your dare is against the limits of everyone who PMs a dare in, I’ll let you know and ask you to tone it down a bit.
-Ideally write a dare that be done by either sex- there may not be enough of either to match up with gender specific dares.
-Be creative!

Bear in mind, that if you don’t send me a dare, you won’t get one in return- so get thinking!! All dares will be posted for the 9th December.

And just to say- loving the xmas avatars! thanks for taking part, hope you have fun!

[Kisune Karnon]

It's still the first of december for me, lol.

[Jacques]

It's still the first of december for me, lol.

And for me (for another 56 minutes) but dares are posted the night before (UK time) to give those in early time zones advance notice.

[Kisune Karnon]

Yeah I know, just stating It's won't be the second for me for another 7 hours and 42 minutes.

[dragonator]

i'm joining in lol. will be fininding a new christmas avatar in a sec lol.

[laura babii x]

I'm up for this =)

[Logan429]

ooohhh!! December dares! YAAAaaaaa!! I'm in. Let me just find a christmas themed avat- WAIT. I already have one! Same one I've had for like a year, from Betty. Thanks Betty!! lol. ^o^ I'll be sending youj a dare fo sho! =D

[t_or_dgal]

Count me in! I love Christmas!

[kaliara]

Im definatly in! This will help me get into the spirit.

[Jacques]

~Update~

9 people have already PMed me with dares for dare secret santa! We already have a pretty wide range of dares suggested so far- if you haven't sent in your dare yet, you still have 7 days (poss 6 for some people) so get thinking!

Dare for the 3rd coming up tonight... I'll give a little hint- FROSTY!!!

[cobia90000]

Day two complete can't wait to find what my dare it and avatar is changed

[Slenderman - Doctor]

I'm not doing these dares, sorry. But they are great, inventive, well-thought out! :)

Mine are just thrown together xD

Also, keeping in spirit, I've uploaded a Christmas... or, rather, Xmas avatar :D

[Chicken1]

i am so in for these dares thx for makin this jacques

[Jacques]

Thanks for all the comments! Is great to hear so many of you up for this!

To let you know I've received your dare PM for dare secret santa, I'm posting a list of those who I have had dares from so far- If your name isn't on it, either your PM didn't reach me- so please resend, or you haven't sent it yet... In which case, keep thinking!

Dares received from:
Slut4U
Chicken1
The Evil Porlo
rusha34
muffinfairy
cobia90000
Machette
alex_carter
t_or_dgal
footballdare
laura babii x
thisisaveryniceuser
umbrellas
musicluva
Pancakes
Kisunesoldier

Another reminder, your dares will be posted on the evening (UK time) of the 8th, ready to be done on the 9th or after. I am thinking of making a separate thread so you can all report back on how they went... good idea or bad idea?

If you can't wait until the 9th- luckily there's 6 other dares coming up in between. The dare for the 3rd will be posted very shortly!

[Jacques]

3rd December:

The Getdare voodooish Xmas miracle

For today’s dare, a little religion: Now as I understand it from what I know of the bible, Christmas as a holiday celebrates death, rebirth and for some odd reason chocolate eggs.

For those of you around last year, we were visited by a special winter friend, who sadly passed away as the temperature rose.

So, for today’s dare, we gather together to use a quasi-voodoo ritual to bring back FROSTY MCBALLS!

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Frosty sadly melted, but with Snow once again falling, if we join together and hope, that snow may once again drift to form into Santa’s special friend.

So, on the night of December 3rd, at 21:08 (or an hour either side) your time, go outside taking with you (if you have them) a carrot, lumps of coal and a scarf. make a circle round you, place the items within it and lie in the snow (or on the ground and imagine snow if there is none where you are)

Then make a snowball (real or imaginary) and chant three times “All I want for Christmas is Frosty Mcballs” and throw the snowball up in the air as hard as you can.

If enough of us perform this ancient snow-rite, fingers crossed the magic of Christmas will cause Frosty to reform...

[alex_carter]

What time is 21:08???

[trust-no-1]

21:08 is 9:08pm your time

[Slenderman - Doctor]

That latest dare is GENIUS <3 :D

[Kisune Karnon]

I have no backyard..

[alex_carter]

Ok, thanks.

That was perfect timing then, because I was coming home at 9:58, so I did it once I got out of my car, then continued on inside. I carried the items with me in my car. We don't have any snow though, so I pretended like it was snow. It's cold here anyway, so it wasn't to terribly hard to pretend, although I almost got hit in the head when my imaginary snowball fell back to earth. :)

[cobia90000]

Change my avatar for the third time now

[Jacques]

Well- it's passed 21:08 UK time now, and fingers crossed it may have worked- 3 days is the normal resurrection time for vampires and sandal-wearing carpenters, but it may take a little longer for personalised snow... we'll have to wait and see!

Moving on:

December 4th

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A getdare Christmas Carol- chapter one

Deppenezer Scrooge (any resemblance to any person, company, god or moderator is entirely coincidental) was not a nice guy: he was in fact stingy, greedy and mean. He had made his fortune creating the massively popular paysite DareGot, and lived all alone in a huge mansion of ice.

Deppenezer disliked a great many things, among them were rainbows, puppies, hot chocolate and anything that was free for other people. But more than anything, he hated Christmas.

On Deppenezers website, any poster mentioning christmas was instantly banned for eternity. Miserable elf-mods would scan every line of every thread in search of hidden holiday cheer. Just yesterday, the nicest of his mods, Boop Cratchett, slipped and accidentally wished a fellow mod 'season's greetings' in a message, and she was immediately fired and thrown off the site forever.

Chapter two coming soon

Related dare:
For the duration of saturday, you must follow the ways of Deppenezer Scrooge. You must proclaim your distate for the holiday in every way possible. Whenever christmas is mentioned you must respond first with 'humbug' (or related sweet)- this includes in getdare threads. Anti-christmas signatures and avatars are encouraged for this day.

In addition, you may not enter any room, building or shop with christmas music playing (or if essential, must dover your ears the entire time), must tut every time you see a christmas decoration, and if discussing christmas- must sound like a grumpy old man by moaning about how it's overcommercialised rubbish and a huge waste of everyone's time.

[footballdare]

Related dare:
For the duration of saturday, you must follow the ways of Deppenezer Scrooge. You must proclaim your distate for the holiday in every way possible. Whenever christmas is mentioned you must respond first with 'humbug' (or related sweet)- this includes in getdare threads. Anti-christmas signatures and avatars are encouraged for this day.

In addition, you may not enter any room, building or shop with christmas music playing (or if essential, must dover your ears the entire time), must tut every time you see a christmas decoration, and if discussing christmas- must sound like a grumpy old man by moaning about how it's overcommercialised rubbish and a huge waste of everyone's time.

Baaaahhhh Humbug

[sokkos]

Well I couldn't do Day 3 because I was working and it will be hard for me to do day 4. I work in a supermarket on a Saturday - but really no biggy as I hate christmas anyway - IT SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bring on the New Year with loads of drinking and sex in the streets!!!!!!

[alex_carter]

I don't think I'd ever be able to do day 4's dare. I absolutely love christams and everything about it. How about instead of being anti christmas, I be super cheery about it. I'm talking like so cheery that it annoys people???? Please don't make me hate christmas. I might cry.

[Jacques]

I don't think I'd ever be able to do day 4's dare. I absolutely love christams and everything about it. How about instead of being anti christmas, I be super cheery about it. I'm talking like so cheery that it annoys people???? Please don't make me hate christmas. I might cry.

Humbug!

If it is impossible for you to express dislike for christmas, as an alternative- just try to avoid mentioning it, or if you have to- use euphemisms such as winterval, or pagan winter festival.

If you need help disliking christmas- may I suggest going shopping in any town centre on any saturday this month- guaranteed that the actions of others will eventually drive you mad with anti- Santa fury...

Anyway...

December 5th

Five Gold Rings

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For this dare- you will ideally need glue and gold glitter, or a gold glitter pen- if you don't have and have no way of getting either of these, gold tinsel, gold ribbon, or gold string will also work but be less effective.

draw circles round five places on your body with the glue (wrists and ankles the most obvious places, but I'm sure some of you can think of more creative places!)

now sprinkle the glitter (or just draw if you have a glitter pen) onto the circles, creating a gold ring. leave these rings on for at least the day.

If you don't have the glitter, tie gold tinsel/ ribbon etc round five places.

[Jacques]

Updated Dare Secret Santa list

Slut4U
Chicken1
The Evil Porlo
rusha34
muffinfairy
cobia90000
Machette
alex_carter
t_or_dgal
footballdare
laura babii x
thisisaveryniceuser
umbrellas
musicluva
Pancakes
Kisunesoldier
donkeyboy
laraw
sokkos
kaliara
omega10
dragonator
trust-no-1

If you've sent me a PM with a dare but you're not on the list above- let me know and I can check whether I've missed you off, or haven't received the message.

If you haven't sent a dare yet- there's still time! I'll post the dares evening of 8th December (UK time), so you have three days left

December 5th

Sinterklaas is coming to town

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For those of you not Dutch/Belgian or similar, Sinterklass is also known as Sint Nikolaas- or Saint Nicolas, he brings presents on 6th December and is the origin of 'Santa Claus' For more information:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinterklaas

To celebrate the arrival of Sinterklaas in the traditional way, on either the evening of 5th or early on the morning of the 6th, you must put a small present (i.e. chocolate, money, sweet, orange. Together with a short poem you have to think up, into the shoes of someone you live with (if you don't have access to their shoes- leave it outside their door or similar, if you live alone- leave the present/ poem somewhere for someone you will see that day to find.)

When they find the gift- you must insist that it was left by Sinterklaas, and must write the poem annonymously (it doesn't have to be a shakespearian sonnet- the poems are generally considered notoriously bad!)

[BettyBoop]

I've missed a few of these as I spent the weekend at my Grandparents but I'm home now and I shall be present-leaving in shoes.
I love your dares Jacques.

[Frosty McBalls]

Did someone call?

Will need a few more wishes to come back fully frozen, still in partially melted state.

[Slenderman - Doctor]

Did someone call?

Will need a few more wishes to come back fully frozen, still in partially melted state.

WOOHOO! :D

You legend <3

[Jacques]

Did someone call?

Will need a few more wishes to come back fully frozen, still in partially melted state.

Ha ha! It's working! Miracles can happen!

I was saving this for later in the month, but will post it for tomorrow's dare in the hopes of bringing Frosty back!

December 8th

Snowman Solidarity day

http://www.funwarehouse.co.uk/acatalog/S25160_SNOWMAN_ADULT_SMALL.jpg

http://www.fancydress99.co.uk/f-3/1052918/Female-Snowman-Costume.jpg

(Note, this dare was suggested in similar forms by both muffinfairy and trust-no-1)

As I'm sure our friend Frosty could tell us- Snowmen (and Snow-women) don't have an easy time of it- they have to stand there all day long, and melting can't be too much fun either... so, for December 7th (or soon after, f you need to get materials for it), we shall show our support by becoming snowmen/women for the day...

Now sure- you could go buy a costume like the one above- but how dull would that be? Instead, become the snowperson yourself, like so:

Use paint (face paint or normal paint) talcum powder or flour to make yourself snow white coloured, then wear white clothing as far as possible.

If you're planning on doing the dare for a long period, leave unpainted the face and any other area which will be uncovered during the day (or don't if you feel like being a public snowman), if you're doing in the evening, go white all over except for:

The coal: paint or colour your nipples, belly button, and finger nails black

The carrot: Use tape or string to attach the carrot to your nose. (Guys only- in addition or instead of this, paint your penis orange to use as your carrot. Girls- if doing this dare publicly, so you can't hang the carrot on your nose, keep it in your underwear between your legs for the day)

Finally- to finish off, find a hat and scarf to complete the look.

Now to show your appreciation for the day, either spend the day as a snowman without face etc painted, and/or at night, spend as much of the evening as possible naked in the snowman getup, and at some point go out into your garden and stand with your arms pointed out sideways for at least ten minutes.

[Jacques]

Dare secret Santa- last chance!

To start off, one last reminder that Dare Secret Santa dare's will be posted tomorrow evening, so you have less than 24 hours to send a dare if you want to be part of it

Onto tomorrow's dare- and some of you may have noticed yesterday's dare was posted for the 8th (when today is obviously the 7th). This is totally because the number 8 looks like a snowman, and in no way is it because I got the date wrong... anyway...


December 7th (+1)

[The Ice before Christmas / Chestnuts roasting on an open fire based heating system

(Either sex can in theory do either/ both of these by slightly adapting them, but each works better for either guys or girls.)

Ice before Christmas

Girls- Get a tray of ice cubes from the freezer, then either go to your bathtub, or go to your room and take a towel to lie on.

Take off your clothing, lie as flat as possible, then attempt to rest an ice cube on each of your nipples. If they won't stay, for each time they fall off you must turn on the cold tap for five seconds, or add an additional ice cube onto your stomach.

After this, keep another ice cube in your hand, and run it over as much of yourself as you can without moving. Then use it (or another ice cube if it melts too quickly, to rub over and around your clit. Attempt to use the ice cube to masturbate, or at least keep it in you whilst your use hand to do so. Once you climax you can finish and get dressed. If you have to give up before this- all unused ice cubes must be put into your bra/ undies and left to melt.


Chestnuts roasting on an open fire based heating system

Guys- A while before you attempt this dare, make sure your heating system is off, or a particular radiator (suggest in your room) is turned down low.

Now- when you're ready to start the dare, turn the heating back on, get naked, get a stopwatch, and go kneel by said radiator with your hands behind your back. Wait until you can just start to feel it getting warm, and move against the radiator, ensuring your nuts are pressed against it.

You must now masturbate by rubbing yourself against the radiator. Attempt to hold out as long as you can whilst the radiator continues to get hot- edging if possible. When either you can't hold out and come, or the heat gets too high to continue, stop and look at the time on the stopwatch.

If you failed to cum, you must stand up, and stand with your balls touching the top of the radiator ,and use one hand to masturbate to orgasm. If you came, but in under five minutes, repeat the above again later (after radiator is cooled down again), until you manage to last longer, or fail to cum at all


Enjoy, and oh- one last thing


FROSTY IS BACK!!! SNOWMAN VOODOO DOES WORK!

[Jacques]

December 9th

Dare Secret Santa- the hand out!

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The day is finally here- for those of you who entered dare secret santa, your dares are ready!

Due to the size of the post, I've put it up on a separate thread here:

http://www.getdare.com/bbs/showthread.php?t=62777

I would also encourage, though not insist, for you to post a description of how the dare went in that thread once it's done. But remember- don't tell anyone which dare you suggested!

For those of you that didn't enter, there's no separate dare for today. But come tomorrow for the 10th dare.

[Jacques]

December 10th

Fragile Packages

http://www.womansday.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/media/galleries-slideshows/fresh-fun/all-wrapped-up/318944-1-eng-US/All-Wrapped-Up_slideshow_image.jpg

For today's dare, use wrapping paper to wrap up your privates, instead of underwear, and wear the wrapping paper for the day. Use ribbons, bows extra for added decoration

However, in addition, you should use packing peanuts, bubblewrap, or extra layers to give you privates added protection.

For added fun, increase the amount of wrapping as the day goes on, and hope no one notices you're getting 'bigger'

[Slenderman - Doctor]

Kudos on yet another creative spark of genius :D

[Jacques]

Kudos on yet another creative spark of genius :D

Why thank you, yours are good too!

December 11th

A Getdare Christmas Carol: Chapter two- MarleyBearPig's Avatar

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Deppenezer had finally finished moderating every single post of his website to remove mention of christmas, fun, underage idiots and criticism of himself. He logged off and poured his favourite drink from his liquor cabinet (contents paid for by the huge ad revenue he gained) More and more he drank, until the alcohol kicked in and he was well and truly hammered.

Suddenly, he heard an odd noise- his gaze shot around the room, but he was entirely alone. He stood up and paced to every corner to be sure there was nowhere the noise could have emanated from. Satisfied it was his imagination, Deppenezer slumped back down, only to hear the noise once more, and then again immediately.

Scrooge's mind caught up with the large amounts of toxins in his bloodstream, and he realised the noise was the sound of a message being sent on the DareGot chat. But he had logged off of the website, so this surely couldn't be possible?

His glance fell back on his computer screen, to find the DareGot chat window open, and to his amazement, the only two users in chat were Deppenezer himself, and his old partner- MarleyBearPig.

Many years ago, Deppenezer and MarleyBearPig had been the best of interest friends (ie. they had never met, didn't know each other's real names etc). They had met on a small, run down website called TorD4Eva (made by people who couldn't spell) but had been so fed up by the poor grammar they branched out and set up their own far superior website- GotDare.

For several joyful years the two had worked mod-by-side together, ensuring high standards and proper punctuation on the site. But one fateful day, a minor disagreement over whether a thread should be in the 'dare' or 'tord online' section escalated into a major flame war- which led to Deppenezer deleting MarleyBearPig's profile and banning his IP address from the site forever. He then changed the site name to DareGot and transformed overnight into a tyrannical, cruel dictator.

Back to the present, and Deppenezer gaped as he saw the messages on the screen

MarleyBearPig: What has become of you Deppenezer?
MarleyBearPig: You must change your ways and embrace christmas and kindness
MarleyBearPig: Tonight (though it may seem like occasionally over the next two weeks to observers) you shall visited by three avatars. Heed their words or you shall meet a nasty end. The first avatar shall appear as the clock chimes twelve.
(Chapter three coming soon)

Related dare:

Isn't it sad when peple lose touch over silly little things? For today's dare- get back in touch with someone you haven't spoken to or heard from in ages. This can be on getdare, online or in real life.

[Jacques]

December 12th

O Cum all ye faithful

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Rather than some potentially incredibly religiously offensive dare, today's dare is related to your favourite christmas song.

The dare is- select the christmas themed song you like most, then ensure it is on your ipod, or put on the radio to a station you know plays loads of christmas music. At least once during the day and in the evening, put your ipod on shuffle or put the radio on.

If your song comes on, you must masturbate to orgasm during the song, on the other hand, you cannot masturbate unless the song comes on.

[Jacques]

December 13th

Naughty or Nice

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Today's dare differs depending on whether you've been good or bad this year. You can decide for yourself which dare is appropriate, or post a summary of the good/ bad things you've done in a thread and ask others to vote whehter you've been bad or good.

Naughty dare:

First, remove your clothing- you won't be needing it for a while. Next, use something to tie your feet together. You must now go round every room in your house, and when you get to each chair, lie across it, and spank your bare bum five times, after which you should loudly apologise for one of the bad things you;ve done this year. Go round each piece of furniture doing the same. If you go past any spanking implements, you must pick them up and use them until you come to another spanking implement.

Nice dare:
Each day between now and christmas, you must give yourself some reward for being good this year. This can be something small- like eating a piece of chocolate, or doing something you enjoy, or it can be something bigger- like buying something you've wanted for ages, or allowing yourself to do something exciting.

[Jacques]

December 14th

Christmas Card Dare

Today's dare has absolutely nothing to do with 'christmas cards'... instead:

http://mykidstime.ie/blogs/galway/files/2009/11/playing-cards.jpg

For this dare, you will obviously need a pack of playing cards.

Shuffle the deck, then draw yourself five cards (ala a poker hand)

The dares you now have to do depend on what the values of the cards you've drawn are, as follows:

Clubs- pain
2 of clubs- slap yourself twice
3 of clubs- pinch yourself in three different places
4 of clubs- slap a ruler on one of your palms four times
5 of clubs- slap a ruler on each palm five times
6 of clubs- tweezer six hairs off yourself (six different places, eg. head, each armpit, pubs etc)
7 of clubs- stand under a cold shower for eight minutes
8 of clubs- Put your genitals against a hot radiator for 8 seconds
9 of clubs- twist your own nipples for nine seconds
10 of clubs- spank your bare bum with your hand ten times
Jack of clubs- give yourself a bare ass spanking fifteen times with a wooden spoon
Queen of Clubs- Girls- put clothespins or clamps on your nipples for thirty seconds (Guys- no dare)
King of Clubs- Guys only- puts clothespins or clamps on each of your 'crown jewels' for thirty seconds (Girls- no dare)
Ace of Clubs- do all of the clubs value dares

Hearts- sex
2 of hearts- orgasm two times in the same hour
3 of hearts- hug three people within a day
4 of hearts- send loving/flirty texts to four people
5 of hearts -kiss five people before christmas
6 of hearts- edge six times before reaching orgasm
7 of hearts- flirt with seven people before the year ends
8 of hearts- talk to someone (online or in real life) whilst naked eight times before christmas
9 of hearts- Orgasm nine times in a single 24 hour period
10 of hearts- spend the same ten minutes a day (not when showering in bed) each day between now and christmas
Jack of hearts- perform a strip tease for someone of the opposite sex
Queen of hearts- Girls- masturbate each day until the next time you have sex- Guys- no dare
King of hearts- Guys- you cannot masturbate until after the next time you have sex. Girls- no dare
Ace of Hearts- do all of the above

Spades- Random
2 of spades- spend two minutes as a farm animal of your choice
3 of spades- spend three minutes outside naked every night until christmas
4 of spades- put four ice cubes down your underwear until they melt
5 of spades- post in five truth threads
6 of spades- draw six snowmen on your body and leave them for a week
7 of spades- go commando for seven days
8 of spades- hang eight christmas decorations around yourself and leave them on for a half hour, each time one falls off, remove an article of clothing- once naked, spend the rest of the time standing at attention hands by your sides
9 of spades- do any nine dares from other threads
10 of spades- streak between your room and your front door ten times back and forth
Jack of Spades- Post a thread in tord online asking for dares, you must do all dares within your limits that are posted in the next 48 hours
Queen of Spades- Girls- Pick a male you know either online or in real life, you must then do anything they ask for a 24 hour period, but you don't have to tell them this. Guys- no dare
King of Spades- Guys- Pick any girl you know online or in real life, you must then do anything they say for a 24 hour period. You have to tell them you have to do so, but not which day you choose to do it on.
Ace of Spades- Do all dare values, 2-10, Jack, and Queen or King- but choose from any of the suits.

Diamonds- Xmas dares
2 of diamonds- wear a santa hat for two days
3 of diamonds- pick the christmas song you hate most, listen to it three times a day every day until christmas
4 of diamonds- Use four pieces of tinsel to tie each of your arms/legs to a corner of the bed (one arm last obv) and the night tied up (or two hours if you can't fall asleep)
5 of diamonds- wrap christmas lights around you, and stand at the window naked for five minutes
6 of diamonds- eat six mince pies in one go
7 of diamonds- write seven christmas cards, sign them as jesus/ rupolph/ santa and frosty and post them through seven random letter boxes
8 of diamonds- for eight nights in a row, run around your garden on all fours pretending to be a reindeer
9 of diamonds- drink nine snifters of sherry or nine glasses of mulled wine before christmas
10 of diamonds- pick any one of your christmas presents at random- don't open it for ten days after christmas.
Jack of Diamonds- On christmas eve, sleep naked with no covers- tie your hands behind your back and stick a sign saying 'santa stop here' on your dick/ pussy.
Queen of Diamonds- Girls- give your special male (or female) friend an extra present this year, dress up as a sexy mrs claus, put them on your lap and adk if they've been a good little boy/girl- if they say good- masturbate them to orgasm, if they say bad, give them a hard spanking
King of Diamonds- Guys- get a minature, christmas stocking (or just use a normal sock) cum into it every night until christmas, then on christmas eve, walk around the house wearing nothing but it and a santa hat. Girls- no dare
Ace of diamonds- Do all the above

And for those who are wondering- yes, this did take some time to think up all the options!

[footballdare]

6 of clubs- tweezer six hairs off yourself (six different places, eg. head, each armpit, pubs etc)

4 of diamonds- Use four pieces of tinsel to tie each of your arms/legs to a corner of the bed (one arm last obv) and the night tied up (or two hours if you can't fall asleep)

King of hearts- Guys- you cannot masturbate until after the next time you have sex. Girls- no dare

Jack of Spades- Post a thread in tord online asking for dares, you must do all dares within your limits that are posted in the next 48 hours

8 of hearts- talk to someone (online or in real life) whilst naked eight times before christmas

No real problems there. Bet I won't get any replies on TORD online though.

[Jacques]

December 15th

A GetDare Christmas Carol

Chapter three: The Avatar of Christmas past:

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Bong. bing ding a ling

Bong. ding a dinga ling

Bong. gling glinga ding

Deppenezer woke with a start, as his mobile phone alarm chimed the hour of midnight (which was odd, as he had set no alarm)

Bong. dinga dinga dinga

Bong. linga a dinga ling

Bong. bing binga ling

Surely, Scrooge thought, this was a joke, some clever hacker had got onto the site and faked MarleyBearPig's messages?

Bong. glinga glinga bing bing

Bong. dinga gling gling gling

Bong. ding binga binga gling

Surely nothing would happen when midnight came? Scrooge pinched himself, but this was no dream.

Bong. ding glinga ding

Bong. gling gling gling

Bong.

The room was suddenly bathed in white light, and a figure emerged from the screen of Scrooge's laptop

"Jesus Christ" exclaimed Deppenezer.

"Um... actually, I go by J Cee these days, if you don't mind." replied the ethereal spirit, clad in sandals, a white gown, and a top hat- for some reason.

"Scrooge," he said, "I am the Avatar of Christmas past, and I have much to show you."

Scrooge considered this for a moment "Christmas past?" he said, "Isn't Christmas named after you, and (entirely incorrectly) meant to celebrate your birthday?"

"Alas" replied J Cee, "Once that may have been true, in the relatively small gap between pagan winter festivals and contemporary society. But my message of peace and love was no match for that greedy capitalist pig Santa, and his 'buy your kids loads of crap to show your love with no actual effort' message. Now I'm just an antique, a reason for old people to moan about how things were better before."

"Fair enough," Said Scrooge, "I hate christmas anyway, it's all so over-commercialised and phoney. It seems to start earlier every year."

"That's a fair point" conceded the son of god, "but they pay me for this gig, so I'm contractually obliged to show you images of your past christmases in order to get you to mend your ways." With this, the walls swirled and a curious rush of wind passed them by.

"Look! Deppenezer!" said Christ, pointing with his holy (and holey) hand. "And see the happy christmases of your youth."

It was indeed the living of Scrooge's childhood home, with his family gathered round.

"Oh God" decried Deppenezer, "Wasn't living through this once enough?"

"What on earth do you mean? Asked Jesus, "Look how happy you all are, the smiling, the laughter?"

"You mean look how drunk they all are? It's only 1pm and both my parent's were always bladdered- look, my gran's so pissed she can't stand up!" And it was true, nanna Scrooge was indeed slumped against a chair murmuring softly.

"But look at you, Scrooge, laughing and playing with your cousins"

"Well of course, I always had to be so bloody happy at Christmas didn't I? Never mind that Pete would always break half the presents I got, or that Sue would whine and moan until we played her stupid game, which she would have to win at or we'd all be told off for upsetting her." Scrooge went on, lost in memory "If you watch closely, you'll see me glancing at the clock every five seconds, waiting for it to all be over so I can play a computer game I got. But noooo- that was always too anti-social!"

J Cee stood crestfallen "You mean you've never liked Christmas? Not even when you were a small child?"

"Well of course, the first couple of years it's exciting, because you get presents and everyone's happy- but for the rest of your life it goes downhill from there- and then you even find out there is no Father Christmas, the whole thing is a pack of lies." Scrooge stopped, his anger spent.

"Well... I had about fifteen other christmases to show you," said Jesus, "But somehow I think that would make you hate christmas even more. But what shall we do with the time? I get charged by the hour you know."

"No worries, the local pub was always open christmas afternoons- we'll go have a few rounds and yer bosses'll be none the wiser." Said Scrooge.

"Lead on, you fine fellow, it may well be a merry christmas for you after all!"

And the two hurried to the pub to drown their sorrows.

Chapter four coming soon

Related dare:
Tonight/ tomorrow. Re-enact a childhood christmas as a practice before the big day. Set out a mince pie/ carrot/ sheery for Father Christmas, write your letter to santa. Put your stocking (or just a stock) on the end of the bed, watch a christmas cartoon/ movie, eat too much chocolate. Then go to bed extra early and wake up insanely early full of excitement!

[Jacques]

December 16th

Santa's Little Helper

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Begin by using the link to make yourself a paper elf hat.
http://www.ehow.com/how_4880754_make-paper-elf-hat.html

To complete your elf look, you will need some stockings (green/red if available) and a green t-shirt blouse/ green underwear. If you don't have anything green- you can either try and die something, or draw/paint yourself green.

Now first things first, you need to plan Santa's route round your house. So go round a draw a map from your fireplace (or boiler if you have central heating around to the christmas tree, then to your room and any other bedrooms in the house.

Next, you need to make sure the decorations meet 'Elf and Safety' standards. Go check the christmas tree to make sure it is sturdy, examine every bauble for cracks, make sure the fireplace is free from obstructions, test the tinsel for strength by tying your hands with it.

Next, prepare the mince pie/ carrot/ sherry as a dry run. Get it ready on the plate, then eat the mine pie/ carrot without using your hands, and wash it down with the sherry.

Finally, elves are experts at the whole singing and dancing thing- so pick the most shmaltzy, cheerful christmas anthem you can think of, and sing/ dance along to the entire song.

[Jacques]

Decemmber 17th

Tinsel time

http://www.santasbigsale.com.au/catalog/images/product_tinsel.jpg

For tomorrow's dare, first gather all the tinsel you can find.

Now, you're going to create some tinsel clothing. So grab some sellotape and tape together the ends to form the shapes of a t-shirts and a skirt/shorts/kilt. If you don't have enough tinsel for the whole outfit- use tinsel for the outlines, and use wrapping paper to fill in the gaps.

Now you've created your clothing, you need to accessorise- suggestions:

For the cold weather:
Tinsel scarf
Wrapping paper hat with tinsel bobble
Tinsel gloves

For the cooler look:
Use pipe cleaners to make the outline of a pair of shades, then cover with tinsel
Tinsel bling- fashion necklaces/braclets

Now you're ready, go for a night-time stroll in your new outfit, or if you're not that confident, take some pictures and show off your new threads to friends online/ in real life.

[Jacques]

Due to unforeseen circumstances, I'm unlikely to be able to be able to get online again for at least today- so tomorrow's dare may be delayed slightly...

But fear not, normal service shall resume as soon as possible!

[thisisaveryniceuser]

Just thought I'd interupt your stream of dares there, Jacques! I've been reading all your chapters of your Christmas Carol and I must say, the writing is very good! Also the dares are brilliant!

[Jacques]

Most sincere apologies for this not continuing- the snow caused difficulties as I was in a place with no internet and stuck there longer than originally thought.

It is, as many will have noticed, christmas day- so merry christmas to all.

Though this means there are no dares left, I shall try to finish the getdare christmas carol, and will post the dares I'd thought up separately at a later date.

Again- sorry, and merry christmas!

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[alex_carter]

You could do a New Years Dare calendar.

[Jacques]

You could do a New Years Dare calendar.

With more time I would- but christmas is apparently for family, and mine are constantly preventing me from spending time online...

However, I will try a new year's resolutions dare if I have time before 1st Jan