What have you inserted into your pussy/ass?

[df301]

Girls and guys, list the objects that you have inserted into yourself :)

[Slenderman - Doctor]

I've got a list on my blogthing (http://elsium.blogspot.com/). :)

[aprea]

Fruits,sausages,dildos,vibrators,butt plugs,fingers,tampons.

[boyslave89]

Never inserted anything myself. My gf used her dildo once though

[xeldin]

my fingers? does that count? XD
ice XD
and my tooth brush end XD

[That Guitar Guy]

Toothbrush, socks, dildo, bar of soap, ice, bannana, grapes and i think thats about it

[Princess-Sissy-Boy]

Carots, bananas, finger, marker, seven inch vibrator, three inch anal trainer, marbles, tampons, girls poise pad and suppositories. ^.^

[veutb]

Finger, screwdriver handle, plunger handle, cucumber.

[kendrasee]

finger, candle, foot of a wooden stool, carrot, banana, anal beads, dildo, wine bottle, flashlight, mobile phone, and the stick shift of a jeep.

[greenapple]

My fingers.
marbles
beads
my bullet vibe
a hot dog XD,
the broken off legs of a barbie doll
the neck of a bottle
my tooth brush handle
a hair brush handle
a long tube of hand cream
pens
markers
super balls
a carrot
JELLY BEANS! (lol,I know,that's not a good idea,but I did it before I knew that,a few years ago.They melted in side me and my pussy smelled yummy!)

[Vinnie]

My girlfriend put her vib in me, i have put orange grapes banana mini baseball bat, 8 inch dildo, tampons,

[zazpez]

- Golden vibrator
- Anal beads
- Ice cubes
- Prostate stimulator
- Screwdriver
- Vibrator
- Fingers

[Dylan xX]

Connor's penor <3
toothbrush
Hotel shampoo bottle
Fat sharpie
Pens
nunchuk (don't ask)
drumstick
fingers
thumb
water bottle
bedpost
Supersoaker water m16 XD
ELECTRIC toothbrush
Hand massager
Flashlight



If I think of more, I'll add em XD

[jakpluto96]

i have inserted pens, pencils, condoms, fingers, brushes

[daremaster 1]

.Tooth brush end

.Defferent kinds of fruit

. Back scratcher

.Pen

.Pencil

.Lazer pointer (dont ask)

.Finger

.Water bottel

.and more

[KatieK]

Pens
Pencils
Sharpies
Hotel Shampoo bottle
Hair Brush Handle
Small flashlight
Screwdriver
Dildo
Back massager (spider shaped, just one of the legs)
Toothpaste
Wooden spoon
Banana
Carrots
Soap piece
Clip from a chip bag
Twine

[Sunflora]

My fingers, ice, a lollypop (still wrapped) & tampons. ∑(゜Д゜; )

[PMSL]

Pen, Pencils, Golf balls, Various fruit and veg, Deodorant can, Vibrator, Butt Plug and prob a few others :)

[serendipitous]

Started with toy bullets
Pens
Pencils
Dildos
Butt Plugs
Candles
Foam Tubes
Aneros
Deodorant Can
Roll on Deodorant
Courgette
Cucumber
Tomatoes
Grapes
Olives
Strawberries
Chocolate
Ice
Water (enema)
Milk (enema)
Urine (enema)
Fingers
Carrots
Sausages
Hose Pipe
Panties
Stress Toys
Golf Balls
Marbles
Ben Wa Balls
Anal Beads
Vibrating Eggs
Speculum
Doorknob

[pantylicker]

I'm a bi-guy and love putting stuff up my ass, girlfriend doesn't know :)

I've inserted lots in my ass over the years including GF's toothbrush, hairbrush, deodorant can, vibrator, tampons (clean and used) and a pair of her panties. Also used fingers, banana, cucumber, ice, neck of beer bottle and poured my own pee and cum in ass :D

[Littleprincess]

Pens
Markers
Toothbrush handle
Hairbrush handle
Fingers
Ice
Ice pops
Beads
And most recently a dick in my ass.

[LordUpminster]

Fingers
Pens
carrots
cucumbers
a pestle from a pestle and mortar
Roll on deoderant
various bottles (wine, beer etc)
toothbrushes
tampons
ice cubes
bananas
the handle of a plunger
a mobile phone
socks
a big eraser

I'm sure there's more, but i can't think right now....
The wine bottle is my favourite, it's the perfect length to hit that sweet spot. The phone is fun too, the vibrations feel amazing :)

[notpickles]

fingers
dildos
cucumber
pencil
bouncing balls
hairbrush handle
carrot
panties
broom handle

[Kitten9876]

-hairbrush handle
-fingers(once almost got my whole fist, but i have short arms :()
-8" dildo(almost the entire thing)
-big buttplug
-banana
-markers/pens/pencils
-thong
-ice
-zucchini
-and dick too lol ;)

[MyDenial]

Other than tampons.
A vibrator, candle, Hair brush handle, vibrating bullet, ice, and fingers.

[fitsexyguy]

Fingers
Pens
Carrot
Ginger
Small bottles/cans

Can't think of anything else

[sorepeach]

Into my pussy: my finger, pens, medium sized sharpie, small ice cubes, and the end of a vibrating toothbrush.
Into my asshole: just a finger.

[hornycu7boy]

My own fingers, some stupid home-made toy a while ago, a cucumber, pens, ice, paintbrush handles. I think that's about it.

[cbecker]

Hmm I hope this short list doesn't disappoint you, but so far I haven't really tried more...

Fingers
penis (3 different ones)
pencils
markers
banana
hairbrush handle
stethoscope
electric toothbrush
pacifier

[Absinthe]

Fingers, cucumbers, carrots, beads, hairbrush, bottle.

[collarb0nez]

Pens, pencils, markers, Chapstick, lotion bottles, foundation bottles, a vibrator, an electric toothbrush, one of my brothers toys LOL (I was tenish) hair brush handles, the neck of a vase, a little bubble bath bottle, think that's it n.n

[iwantitharder]

Fingers, plunger handle, toothbrush, beer bottle, nasal spray, hairbrush handle, mini toy light saber, and sharpies.

[chicagoslave1985]

Mainly my two dildos :-)

[siastnja]

Dildos, vibrator, fingers, hairbrush handle, tampons, panties, ice, tube of liquid eyeliner

[periwinkle]

Just some fingers.

[jassy-fizzle]

Fingers
Fist
Deo can
Coke bottle (big and small)
Pens
Bottles
Cans
Hairbrush
Expanding plug

The list goes on and on...

[messyjeans]

Donuts, Bread, Bananas, HotDogs, ButtPlugs, Leather Gloves, Sleeve of Leather Jacket, Dildo, Medicine Bottles, Flashlights, Computer Cords, Chocolates, Cheese Sticks, Bottles, Fingers, Hand, Bed Post....

[soloweiner5]

Carrots, ice, hotdogs (frozen and thawed) pens, Sharpies, Celery sticks, fingers, small shampoo bottles

[misty_summers]

carrots
dildos,
fingers

[novice_girl]

Dildo, vibe, fingers, bottle, pens, thin chair leg, ice, hairbrush handle, toothbrush, wooden spoon handle, toothpaste tube, panties...

[King426]

i have inserted many things.. ;)

candles , chilly, wooden stick , pens , ginger ;) , wires ,fingers, bottle,ice, toothbrush ;)

[Sound&Fury]

Markers
Fingers
Plugs
Dildo
Beads
Ice
Pen

Jeez that's unimpressive. Ladies I'll take dares to expand upon this.

[funcent]

I have used

pens
pencil
small dildo
big dildo
barbies legs
fingers
carrot

want to suggest more pm me

[Mr-Lover-Lover]

Nothing. Not really surprising, if you know me.

[soccer girl]

Dildo, small bottles, ice, panties, fingers, vibe, pingpong ball, hair brush handle, pingpong paddle handle, a lot of food/fruit.. probably forgetting a few:$

[SFGS]

Toilet cleaner, Plunger, Toy lightsaber, A water filled condom, A banana, Bon bons, Sweets, Ice lolly/cream

[realwing]

I have used everything in my equipment section, as well as various household items before I had any of these things. I learnt from experience to never put anything with an edge in your ass. You might feel horny now, but future you will hate past you.

[slutkate]

pussy- pens, shampoo bottles, hair brushes, lotion bottles, mascara, a whisk
ass- pens

[Marilene]

Dildo, ice, carrot, cucumber, pen

[tyragon123]

Pencils, small Sharpies, fingers (3 at once)

I haven't done much anal lately. It's a lot of work to clean yourself out and such, but I hope to do some again soon.

[rosehallow]

pussy: fingers, travel toothbrush holder, hairbrush handle, a total of 13 sharpies, a bottle of spray gel, makeup brush
ass: fingers, makeup brush, hairbrush handle

[the barron]

Not much just some pens my finger and a sausage as a dare once in my ass.

[Leafen]

Pens and markers only, a thermometer too.

[SweetSwitch]

Let's see.
Ice, fingers, bottles, dildo, butt plug, anal beads, hairbrush, markers, highlighters

[pandora_tgirl]

ass: dildoes, speculum, cucumber, carrots, my fingers, plugs, ice cubes, milk, grapes, condoms, sperm, cocks, some rotten vegs (from garbage), salt, pepper, whiskey bottle, champagne bottle, wine bottle, broom stick, traffic cone, pointy shoes, high heels, food, and many more things I can´t remember now.

[thrilloftherisk]

I have had fingers, toothbrush handles, spatula handle and a vibrator (small one) up my ass. Tempted to get a butt plug.:D

[slutlikelilycarter]

dildos
cucumber
carrots
my fingers
ice cubes, milk
condoms
sperm (my own)
some veggies (from garbage)
broom stick
high heels
food
plunger
shower-hose (with water flowing)
pens
pencils
coke bottle (600 ml)

[kentuckyfriedhumans]

Cocks
Dildos
Cucumber
Fingers
Toothbrush
Toilet Plunger Handel
Bar or soap
Fist
Shampoo Bottle
Butt Plug
Pencils
Markers
Utensil Handles
Bottle
Ping Pong Balls
Ice Cubes
Hair Brush Handel
Tube For Enema

[katiexo]

Fingers, toothpaste, ice, banana, cucumber, pens, whipped cream, hairbrush handels, small bottle, tampons, panties, uhhh I think that's it!

[patroclus]

A suprising amount of mascara and markers wrapped in cling film, when I was like twelve and was afraid of fingering myself. Now I just don't finger myself anymore because my nails are pointy and I don't hate myself nearly enough for that shit

[CRodriguez]

my thanksgiving dinner

[SlimBiGuy]

Dildos, vibrator, butt plug, anal beads, fingers, banana, pens/markers, ice, toothbrush, allen wrench, drumstick, q-tip.

[Slave Sophitia]

Master Allows me to say what I got inside me:

Pussy: Master's cock, Master's fingers, Master's fist, Tira's fingers, Tira's fist.


Ass: Master's cock, Master's fingers, Tira's fingers, Tira's fist, anal beads (the bigger the better!), buttplug, and a candle once: Master needed a chandelier, couldn't find any, so he stuck this long and large candle in my ass, lit it up, made sure no candle wax would burn my asshole, and I had to keep my ass up to make sure he had enough light. He did the same with Tira.

For Tira: I am allowed to say what was inserted in her:

Pussy: Master's cock, Master's fingers, Master's fist, my fingers, my fist, the fake cock from my strap-on.

Ass: Master's cock, Master's fingers, Master's fist, my fingers, my fist, the fake cock from my strap-on, anal beads, buttplug, candles...

We are not allowed to put anything in Master's ass: he strictly forbids it.
and we are at peace with that.

[Becc@T]

Fingers, dicks, vibrators, hairbrush, electric toothbrush, sharpies.

[Hambone]

2.5 inch thick dildo and a old steel military shell at 3 inches wide

[hairband26]

Aside from the usual bits and pieces, the oddest thing was a field hockey stick (the handle end)

[Kaitlyn1386]

Lets see...These have been both my pussy and ass.:D

Various hair brushes
Sharpee pens
Handle of a large screwdriver
Hair conditioner bottle while in the bath
Ice cubes
Enema tube
Various sex toys
And on a dare, the custom gear shifter in a Mustang

[jasper333]

A hair brush tooth brush and a dildo ��

[Becky Richards]

Too many to list, I played a game with a bf once where he tied me up and blindfolded me, then he inserted objected in me and i had to guess what it was, so quite a lot that i dont even know about!

[highheelsissy]

Anal beads butt plugs doughnuts hotdogs

[SubMissChievous]

Hmm let's see... cocks, fingers, tampons, vibrators, ice cubes, ice from a popsicle mold, bananas, carrots, cucumbers, zucchinis, corn, sharpies, candles, various glass or plastic bottles, various cooking ustensil handles, brush handles, electric toothbrush, a cue stick, tennis racket handle... and possibly a few others that don't come to mind right now.

[Ashsub1982]

Cucumber, Dildos, vibrator, inflatable butt plug

[HeavyRing]

I tried a lot so far but only a few are really worth it in the end. Dicks, fingers, condomes, dildos, vibrators, butt-plugs also inflateables, anal beads, speculum, spreaders, various bottles, pens & markers, handles of tools and brushes, candles, water hose, cucumbers, carrots, corn, zucchini, bananas, sausages, grapes, ...

[km42]

I've had the following in my ass: dildo, dry erase marker, the end of a baseball bat, candle, beer bottle, small shampoo battle, and a random stranger's cock.

[mrcamslave]

Girlfriends dildo, Sisters vibe when i was younger, fingers, pens, ice

[MarchMan]

fingers(4) anal beads,9 inch dildo, and hairbrush

[Mariesshh]

Pussy
fingers, impulse can, hair brush, markers, bananas, cucumbers, vibrator various other household items, things from my friends house too
Ass
Impulse can , fingers, hair brush handle, vibrator

[Jaro]

Fingers, butt plug, screwdriver, plunger handle, toilet roll holder... I think that's about it.

[TKMinimalist]

To many items to list, in the past. Most recently, a small butt plug.

[devaguy]

I've inserted fingers, plugs, dildos, hairbrush handle, courgette, cumcumber and handles from tools. I have 3 butt plugs and 2 dildos and I've done it with others on webcam too!

[Kisune Karnon]

I've had a few things in my ass. Also buttplug, dildos and vibrators as well.

[mrpropel]

Fingers, Hairbrush, Dildo, Cucumber, those are the things that I can remember on the spot. I'm sure I've put in a few more things.

[LittleAmyP]

Barbiedoll, Banana, Carrot, Hairbrush and pencils/pens/markers, but only vaginal

[Truckernaut42]

When I was younger I usually used empty bottles because the openings were small and I'd experiment with them, but when I was an adult I got a dildo. I really only used it once or twice because clean up is annoying and hard to be sneaky about with roomates, but I've had some good cums with it up my ass.

[crozebra]

Fingers, tampon, carrots, highlighters, toothbrush, cucumber

[HumpBunny]

Ooooh, this sounds like fun. ;*

Cunt: fingers, toothbrush handle, thin travel shampoo bottle, makeup brush handles, hairbrush handle, old cellphone, thick dildo, glass dildo with ridges, butt plug

Ass: fingers, plunger handle, toilet brush handle, thin travel shampoo bottle, fist (I have small hands!!), medium width butt plug, suppositories, ice, IcyHot

[DiaperMan2223]

Lets see, small vibrator, medium vibrator, pocket pussy (with aid of a large wooden curtain rod), butt plug, 6" dildo, prostate massager, thrusting butt plug (interesting to say the least), inflatable butt plug. And i think that about covers it all.

[Willitfit]

Fingers
Screwdriver handle
All kinds of plastic bottles 0.5/1.5L
Beer bottle (unwise)
Numerous of diy stuff involving balloons inner tubes ducttape and a pump.
Emena's
Waterballoons
3 shampoo bottles at the same time


Diy Solid steele ball 70mm
Diy wooden/aluminum buttplug 70mm (e-stim)
Diy dilator up to 90mm
Diy monkeyrocker dildo
My own fist
Kong (dog toy)
Inflatable ball 100mm and pump combo
Candles
pencils
Different dog toys
Diy wooden dildos (all shapea and sizes)
Ice cubes
Diy Extreme deep flex dildos (50cm)

This is starting to look like an obsession :)

[Aimy24]

fingers.
small soft dildo
large pink dildo
pink vibrating dildo
pink vibrator
speculum
small bit plug
strap on (2 different ones)
carrot
lollipop
i think thats its yet to have a real dick unfortunatly.

[Willitfit]

Interesting. Am i allowed to ask you a question or two?
Are you fully changed into a woman?
I think its awesome that its possible to live as you feel.

[lil_slut]

Pussy: fingers, ice, vibrators, markers, bottles, panties, tampons

Ass: finger, markers, buttplugs

[Glabrata]

Fingers, marker pens, a disposable razor (blunt end!) and a dildo.

[Spankmyass1996]

Fingers, pens, icecubes
Buttplug
Piece of ginger
Tv antenna

[abc12345]

Finger, my plug, dildo, pens, ice cubes, tampon

[ramin_slv]

Up my ass from the first day until now:
Fingers
Pens
Toothbrush
Candles
Carrots Deodorant Can
Zucchini
Cucumber
Dildos (up to 5.2 cm)
Top of beer bottle
Top of Ketchup bottle
Hose Pipe
Socks
Speculum
Grapes
Ketchup
Whole tab of a butter
Chocolate
Water enema
Urine enema
Cocks (only twice in forced bi)

[sissybill]

dildos
butt plugs
vibrators
base ball bat
black n white cocks