DHK-eh
10-24-2010, 06:48 PM
Just want to say I'm not making fun of anyone's stories or making any personal attacks, I just wanted to post a funny list of some unique characteristics of getDare writing.
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Normal writing vs. getDare!
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Story structure
Normal: Exposition – exposition – exposition - rising action - rising action - rising action - rising action – climax - falling action - falling action - conclusion
GetDare: Exposition? - rising action - rising action - rising action - rising action - climax? - MORE rising action - rising action – CLIMAX - rising action? - rising action - author stops updating...
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Relationships
Normal: We have similar tastes and you’re fun to be around, I think we should go out.
getDare: You’re incredibly hot and we’ve already had sex 17 times, also you’re ok with threesomes and random sexual adventures, we should actually date.
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Homosexuality
Normal: I’ve noticed I’m having strange thoughts about my friends of the same gender and may be attracted to them. Maybe I’m gay or bisexual.
getDare: I appear to have had sex with members of my own gender on several occasions and have enjoyed it, gay sex time?
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Kidnapping
Normal: You or your father knows something we need, and we will hurt you to get it.
getDare: RAPE-RAPE-RAPE-RAPE-RAPE-RAPE-RAPE-RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Antagonists
Normal: I want money and/or power and have to do morally wrong things to get it. I may harm those you come in my way but can control myself.
getDare: I have an infinite supply of random hidden cameras and microphones at my disposal and apparently have nothing but free time and blackmail on anyone who might, you know, object to these things. Also I have a sex drive like 312 rabbits on Viagra. Plus, all members of the gender sexually attracted to you work for me, are fit and organized, and don’t question me.
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Protagonists
Normal: I have a desire/duty to do something good and must struggle and face physical and emotional stresses to obtain my goal.
getDare: I also have a sex drive like 312 rabbits but have plenty of sexy and friendly people who secretly want to have sex with me or consider a children’s game law. I’m supposed to learn something?
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Characters
Normal: A variety of various genders and races, normally evenly distributed between males and females.
getDare: 4 boys, 3 of which will arbitrarily leave at some point in the story for miscellaneous reasons. And 6 girls who will at some point each invite 12 friends over. Or, in homosexual stories; 4 members of the same gender, plus 1.5 for every 10 paragraphs.
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Conclusion
Normal: You may or may not have succeeded in your original goal but most likely understand something you didn’t before and are +1 girl/boyfriend.
getDare: Conclusion? If any; you’ve had enough sex to support a sperm bank for 100 years had you donated it, have had loads of random people see you doing various dares in various settings and are +34 orgy buddies.
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Favors
Normal: Thanks, you are a good friend.
getDare: Thanks, how can I repay you? Sex you say?
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Celebrations
Normal: Drinking and cake! Fireworks and the two love interests dancing to happy music.
getDare: ORGY TIME!!!!!
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Humiliation
Normal: Wow, I said something stupid now they laugh at me.
getDare: Oh god I’m naked and my cloths have been eaten by a bear and it ran off and it’s bring-your-live-streaming-web-cam-to-the-park-day and my arms are too busy flailing in panic to cover myself!!! EVERYTHING IS HORRIBLE!!!!
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Normal writing vs. getDare!
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Story structure
Normal: Exposition – exposition – exposition - rising action - rising action - rising action - rising action – climax - falling action - falling action - conclusion
GetDare: Exposition? - rising action - rising action - rising action - rising action - climax? - MORE rising action - rising action – CLIMAX - rising action? - rising action - author stops updating...
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Relationships
Normal: We have similar tastes and you’re fun to be around, I think we should go out.
getDare: You’re incredibly hot and we’ve already had sex 17 times, also you’re ok with threesomes and random sexual adventures, we should actually date.
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Homosexuality
Normal: I’ve noticed I’m having strange thoughts about my friends of the same gender and may be attracted to them. Maybe I’m gay or bisexual.
getDare: I appear to have had sex with members of my own gender on several occasions and have enjoyed it, gay sex time?
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Kidnapping
Normal: You or your father knows something we need, and we will hurt you to get it.
getDare: RAPE-RAPE-RAPE-RAPE-RAPE-RAPE-RAPE-RAPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Antagonists
Normal: I want money and/or power and have to do morally wrong things to get it. I may harm those you come in my way but can control myself.
getDare: I have an infinite supply of random hidden cameras and microphones at my disposal and apparently have nothing but free time and blackmail on anyone who might, you know, object to these things. Also I have a sex drive like 312 rabbits on Viagra. Plus, all members of the gender sexually attracted to you work for me, are fit and organized, and don’t question me.
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Protagonists
Normal: I have a desire/duty to do something good and must struggle and face physical and emotional stresses to obtain my goal.
getDare: I also have a sex drive like 312 rabbits but have plenty of sexy and friendly people who secretly want to have sex with me or consider a children’s game law. I’m supposed to learn something?
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Characters
Normal: A variety of various genders and races, normally evenly distributed between males and females.
getDare: 4 boys, 3 of which will arbitrarily leave at some point in the story for miscellaneous reasons. And 6 girls who will at some point each invite 12 friends over. Or, in homosexual stories; 4 members of the same gender, plus 1.5 for every 10 paragraphs.
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Conclusion
Normal: You may or may not have succeeded in your original goal but most likely understand something you didn’t before and are +1 girl/boyfriend.
getDare: Conclusion? If any; you’ve had enough sex to support a sperm bank for 100 years had you donated it, have had loads of random people see you doing various dares in various settings and are +34 orgy buddies.
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Favors
Normal: Thanks, you are a good friend.
getDare: Thanks, how can I repay you? Sex you say?
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Celebrations
Normal: Drinking and cake! Fireworks and the two love interests dancing to happy music.
getDare: ORGY TIME!!!!!
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Humiliation
Normal: Wow, I said something stupid now they laugh at me.
getDare: Oh god I’m naked and my cloths have been eaten by a bear and it ran off and it’s bring-your-live-streaming-web-cam-to-the-park-day and my arms are too busy flailing in panic to cover myself!!! EVERYTHING IS HORRIBLE!!!!